A few days ago, we projected next season’s Top 10 Offenses. It got a little kooky. This week, we’re using our cubic zirconia ball to survey the other end of the court.

Vibes, super sophomores, and the deepest guard room in the league

The Spurs, the Nuggets... the Jazz?! The Raptors?!?!

A 2K lineup, a max-security prison, half-court salvation, and more

Pelle Larsson, inner peace, a few notable injury returns, and far more

Kawhi Leonard as Ahsoka, the Clippers, and the Grateful Dead

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The Eye of Aldhani, Toronto’s disgusting defensive frontcourt, the Spurs fixing a weakness, and much more

How Jonathan Kuminga and LaMelo Ball bring welcome questions to Minnesota

Russell Westbrook’s retirement brought about a whole slew of eulogies and tributes (here’s mine!), but somewhat lost in the shuffle was an interesting comment by his agent, Jeff Schwartz:

The Cleveland Cavaliers, Denver Nuggets, and LA Clippers, adjudicated

On Jujutsu Kaisen, the "Russel Westbrook Fan Club" [sic], and more

Kawhi Leonard, Trae Young, guaranteed money for slot-machine centers, and much more

Collin Murray-Boyles, Donovan Clingan, and more

Accountability matters

LeBron, Kawhi, holey teams, RFAs, and more

How will James fit in the City of Brotherly Love?

Adjudicating the Dallas Mavericks, Atlanta Hawks, and Oklahoma City Thunder

Caleb Wilson, Egor Demin, Hansen Yang, heads on sticks, craps, and CeraVe

And why should we care? Plus, the Bam/Herro brouhaha

Some Day 1 Summer League thoughts

Kawhi Leonard, Ja Morant, Marcus Smart, Josh Okogie, and much more

Breaking down the surprising Wolves-Hornets swap and a whole lot more

A handful of players who, for better or worse, did what the title says

Well, Knicks-adjacent people, anyway

For the first time in (checks notes, “Wait…”) six months, the New York Knicks have won a championship.

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