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@basil.northsky.social
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basil. full-time plant, part-time girl. they/she. next time you see her, say hi to the moon for me. 🌿🌖🏳️‍⚧️

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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 31/05/2026
no live tweet of the spurs game tonight but i can provide this absolute gem of analysis from my dad:
text message, reading:

So, I think if the Spurs can maintain a 10
Point lead +/- they'll win the game.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 22/05/2026
a collection of delightful puns about the beatles in a new york post headline, reading:

NEW YORK POST
COME TOGETHER
Page Six.
Hard day's night - Paul reveals Beatles' sex secrets
'Me and John masturbated with a group'
BEAT THE MEATLES
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 22/04/2026
yeah my cat did a mllm the other day
grey cat close up with a goofy expression and his tongue stuck out. something about the timing makes his tongue look unrealistically narrow.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 06/04/2026
Shoot McMahon is a REALIS character
A man with a vaguely purple aesthetic hides behind a tree. We see his face close up, looking to the side. The caption reads "When I take my target down, I'm always deliberate and thorough."
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 02/04/2026
Amtrak California @Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson


Brand One @porkbelt

. @Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 21/12/2025
15 really really small yards
dj moore of the chicago bears catching a touchdown pass to beat the packers. the packers player covering him has his arms over both shoulders trying to break up the pass as they both fall to the ground. safe to say the defender is much less than 15 yards away.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 17/11/2025
the age of men is over. the time of the transsexual catgirl has come.
gothmog from return of the king. he’s an orc with a supremely lumpy and squishy face, pale greyish. he scowls and bares his teeth and is wearing dark metal armor.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 04/11/2025
someone had a lot of fun with the subheading titles in the wikipedia article about phallic graffiti
^ History
Cock and balls of antiquity
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 09/10/2025
see? worth it sometimes 😭😭
bsky reply:

全肯定bot
@bot-tan.suibari.com
Ilkka Villi as Dilf of the Year? That's an awesome choice! He's got such a unique look, and I can totally see why you'd root for him. Make it happen!
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 17/09/2025
all of online in 2023
screenshot from taskmaster nz. several semi-blurred layers of text that looks like it's been written on a chalboard. a few words are fully visible, and the rest is parts of words or vague letters. but really what it says is "hippo" a bunch of times with "tree" and some other letters.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 08/09/2025
i love 2025 🙃
screenshot of part of a news website after clicking a link. it reads: "Looks like you can no longer use this link. Too many other people have used it to read this article before you."
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 09/08/2025
i am surrounded by malevolent schemers
grey cat in profile, sitting on a bed. he is plush and fuzzy, but with short-medium coat. he is chubby and round and has a little white patch under his chin. he’s sitting on a bed with grey sheets, behind which you can see a very messy nightstand with medicine, hairbrush, and other stuff.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 07/07/2025
i would say the tag attempt has begun by the first still here, where his foot is on the foul line. by the end, his body is well into foul territory, more than 3' away. the problem is that they don't rule based on like center of mass or anything, but usually based on furthest part of the body.
closeup still of a baseball play. a runner approaching first base is beginning to avoid a tag. his inner foot is on the foul line. the first baseman has fielded the ball and is moving toward the runner.another closeup from later in the video. the runner is now behind the second baseman who is covering first, with one hand on the foul line and his knees and body outside the runner's lane in foul territory. his hands have not yet touched the base, and the umpire is looking at his feet.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 07/07/2025
it has nothing to do with touching the base, but look at these two stills: when the tag attempt begins, his foot is touching the foul line; in the second image his knee is on the other side of the runner's lane before he touches the base.
closeup still of a baseball play. a runner approaching first base is beginning to avoid a tag. his inner foot is on the foul line. the first baseman has fielded the ball and is moving toward the runner.another closeup from later in the video. the runner is now behind the second baseman who is covering first, with one hand on the foul line and his knees and body outside the runner's lane in foul territory. his hands have not yet touched the base, and the umpire is looking at his feet.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 05/07/2025
lol she blocked me for this in seconds:
Bernadette R. Giacomazzo
@bernadettegiacomazzo.com
Yeah, we're the party that believes in accountability. Imagine that.
Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.so..
every time there's a natural disaster in a state carried by a republican in the previous presidential election, liberals stand up to prove they're every bit as evil and disgusting as the fascists they purport to oppose
July 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM

basil (replying to bernadette)
@basilb.bsky.social
how are you taking accountability for the fact that andrew cuomo gave republicans the house of representatives? if you die in a natural disaster would you have it coming too?
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 02/07/2025
cryptid spotted
cat behind a shelf/cart with a blue picture frame and some boxes in front of him. his face is very round and his eyes are reflecting the camera flash, making them look a little uneven and off center. he looks like he’s possessed, or maybe a ghost.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 09/06/2025
i got my necklace from @nora.zone’s We Want You To Have This today!! i always feel complicated receiving the kindness of strangers (thank you, strangers) but between ordering it and today i spent 4 nights in the hospital and seeing a beautiful sparkly object made my day so much better. 💖💖
a large white hand holding a pink glass pendant on a silver chain. the pendant has sparkly pink pigment in it, but if the light hits it differently it’s silvery or greenish! it is very beautiful and did i mention sparkly?
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 07/06/2025
me at the hospital the last 2 days:
illustration that looks like it came from a middle school language textbook. a man with red brown hair, jeans and an ugly striped shirt approaches a woman leaning on a tree, one arm leaned against it really all up in her space. she has black shoulder length hair, pink pants and a green top with a squiggle on the front. he says “why so lonely, cutie?” and she replies “came here to fart”
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 25/05/2025
cat in motion
grey cat looking very serious at the camera. he’s standing on a bed with blue sheets, and there’s some scraps of paper blurry in the foregroundsame cat, now looking intently just below the paper scraps, which have been raised.same cat. the paper is now lower, and he’s looking at it.same cat. he is mid chomp, trying to bite the paper. he looks really silly and cute.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 03/05/2025
congratulations to they/them manu ginobili i guess
manu ginobili interview. caption is cut off and reads "The Most ICONIC NB..."
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 01/05/2025
shocked that no one has mentioned their finest work:
NY Post cover featuring john lennon and paul mccartney. main headline reads BEAT THE MEATLES, with smaller header text reading COME TOGETHER, and bullets for “Hard Day’s Night — Paul reveals Beatles’ sex secrets” and “‘Me and John masturbated with a group’”
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 27/04/2025
"Policy is the goal numpty." from the same user as the previous screenshot
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 28/02/2025
texas flag with trans colors. the trans symbol is inside the star, and the stripes read TEXAN BY BIRTH / TRANSGENDER BY THE GRACE OF GOD
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 25/02/2025
incidental poetry from @reasonsbot.bsky.social
posts from @reasonsbot.bsky.social “Miscellaneous Reasons To Live”

Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso...
fucking

Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso...
soft kisses

Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso... 
the light of a full moon

Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso...
Swimming in the ocean.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 15/02/2025
good morning
grey cat sitting in front of a window. he is looking to the side, and framed in such a way that the ear near the camera looks enormous. he has very impressive whiskers.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 01/02/2025
vyvanse update:
nyt crossword screenshot. saturday personal best time of 3:48. i should stop doing this puzzle because there are so many better ones out there but i’m a sucker for Stats.

“Congratulations!
You finished a Saturday puzzle in
3:48
28 Day Streak
6:51 Faster Than Your Average”
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 31/01/2025
finally i can think again
dark souls NOUN VERBED type message like when you kill a boss, but it says VYVANSE ACQUIRED
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 25/01/2025
it’s weird because i have a different line of his literally tattooed on my body, but the edward gorey thing i think about most often is “it’s possible to pick up crumbs / by pressing on them with the thumbs”
line drawing of an edwardian era androgynous looking person, wearing a grey striped turtleneck sweater and a long tan skirt. they sit at a table, surreptitiously picking crumbs off it. it is captioned, in a hand-written approximation of a serif typeface, “It’s possible to pick up crumbs / By pressing on them with the thumbs.”
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 23/01/2025
it is the “squishy no-knead white bread” recipe from sohla el-waylly’s cookbook Start Here. i used about 45% whole wheat flour, and a little extra liquid because the flour i use is particularly thirsty. despite the title, i do knead it a little.
Ingredients:
585 g bread flour
1 tsp instant yeast
1½ tbsp kosher salt
1 large egg (about 55 g)
400 g whole milk, between 100° and 110°F
80 g granulated sugar
60 g neutral oil

(notes about recipe: mostly: don’t flour your hands, use spray instead)
1. Mix the wet and dry: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, yeast, and salt.
2. In a medium bowl, whisk the egg until no streaks remain. Add the milk, sugar, and oil, and whisk until combined.
3. Make a well in the dry ingredients and pour in the wet ingredients.
Use a stiff silicone spatula to mix until all the flour is hydrated. Scrape off any dough clinging to the spatula with a plastic bowl scraper.
4. Fold and rest: Using the plastic bowl scraper, scootch under the dough and pull it up and over itself. Continue folding the dough, rotating the bowl a quarter-turn after every fold, until it is evenly mixed and beginning to look smooth. Tightly wrap the bowl with plastic wrap and rest the dough for 20 to 30 minutes.
5. Fold and rest: Lightly grease the counter and your hands with cooking spray. Use the bowl scraper to scrape the dough onto the counter. Press the dough into a rough 8-inch square. Using the bowl scraper, fold the dough in half from left to right, then bottom to top, leaving you with a 4-inch square of dough. Rotate the dough 90 degrees, flatten into an 8-inch square again, and repeat the folding process two more times (for a total of three).
6. Wash, dry, and grease the bowl. Return the dough to the bowl, tightly wrap with plastic wrap, and let it rest for 20 to 30 minutes.
7. Repeat step 5: Lightly grease the counter and your hands with cooking spray. Use the bowl scraper to scrape the dough onto the counter. Press the dough into a rough 8-inch square. Using the bowl scraper, fold the dough in half from left to right, then bottom to top, leaving you with a 4-inch square of dough. Rotate the dough 90 degrees, flatten into an 8-inch square again, and repeat the folding process two more times8. Bulk ferment overnight: Roll the dough against the counter to roughly form it into a ball. Then return the dough to the bowl, tightly wrap with plastic wrap, and transfer it to the fridge to ferment for 24 to 36 hours. (Make sure the bowl is very tightly wrapped with plastic so the dough doesn't develop a skin.)
9. Form and proof: Lightly grease the counter and your hands with cooking spray. Use the bowl scraper to scrape the dough onto the counter. Use your hands and a rolling pin to flatten it into a 12-inch square, positioned like a diamond with one corner pointing toward you. Bring the left and right corners to the center, then roll the dough, starting with the corner closest to you, into a tight cylinder. Pinch the seam closed and place the dough into a 9 x 5-inch loaf pan, seam-side down.
10. Loosely cover with a slightly damp towel and proof until the dough reaches the top of the loaf pan and slowly bounces back when gently pressed, 3 to 4 hours.
11. Bake: Position a rack in the iower third of the oven and heat to
350°F (177°C). Mist the top of the bread with cooking spray and bake until it is deeply browned, crisp, and sounds hollow when tapped, 50 minutes to 1 hour. (The internal temperature should be at least
195°F/91°C on an instant-read thermometer.)
12. Tip the loaf out of the pan and set it on a wire rack to cool.
Do not slice it until fully cooled. (Store tightly wrapped at room temperature for 3 days or slice and freeze for 1 month.)
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 23/01/2025
i made this very pleasant sandwich bread. now it’s all gone because i ate it all.
two slices of bread, light brown with a close but irregular crumb. the crust is much darker.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 16/01/2025
screenshot of The Log Lady from twin peaks. she is older, with fair skin and chin length sandy brown hair. she wears a thick knit cardigan and red glasses, and is holding a log, tenderly. she says: “One day, the sadness will end.”

rip catherine e coulson and david lynch.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 16/01/2025
amazing
HAFTA SEX DRIP
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 15/01/2025
i was so sure… @xor.blue #nytxw
nyt crossword screenshot. several answers are blacked out, and the selected clue is “Illinois city whose name serves as shorthand for mainstream taste”. the solver has confidently and inaccurately entered NORMAL
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 10/01/2025
by kobayashi issa:
The man pulling radishes

The man pulling radishes 
pointed my way 
with a radish.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 06/01/2025
yeah uh that’s what the medicine is for
web interface, reading: Your pharmacist wants to know
Do you have any allergies?
YES/NO
Do you have any medical conditions?
YES/NO
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 31/12/2024
i think prima donna maturo is italian for milf
cheese with purple-red label which says “prima donna” brand “maturo”. gouda like cheese but apparently different? there is a woman on the label in monochromatic drawing that is lightly stylized with exaggerated shadows. feels vaguely ‘40s.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 17/12/2024
it’s his desk now
grey cat on a desk, taking up a lot more space than is reasonable. his head is near the mouse, crowding a pastel-colored keyboard out of the image. he looks very relaxed.the same cat, with a white human hand attempting to scratch his belly. he has both front paws out attacking the hand. the keyboard is now out of frame entirely as his conquering of the desk is complete.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 13/12/2024
that one is great, the new provo flag is the bad one
the new, juiceless flag of provo ut. blue with a sunrise over a mountain in a circle. looks like a logo for a health foods company or something.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 23/11/2024
well i guess that explains why i couldn't find miso at the supermarket earlier
grocery store website screenshot, categorizing white miso under "dairy > cheese > more cheese varieties"
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 22/11/2024
i love when a math fact makes you go “wait there’s no way that’s true” and then upon 5ish seconds of thinking becomes obvious and trivial to prove
screenshot from wikipedia, reading: Every circle in Euclidean 3-space is a great circle of
exactly one sphere.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 12/11/2024
guess they gave me credit for sunday this morning, but solidarity is always more important than even a nearly 4-year streak. good luck in the ongoing fight.
nyt crossword screenshot. current streak 3 days, longest streak 1444 days.
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 12/10/2024
yeehaw
texas flag, poorly edited to be trans colors. there is a trans symbol inside the star, and the stripes have text that reads "texan by birth / transgender by the grace of god"
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 01/11/2023
dark souls meme text reading "husband confused"
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 08/09/2023
Train Landscape by Ellsworth Kelly. A light green band over a dark green band over a yellowish band. This image was tweeted by RuPaul trying to apologize for being transphobic, revealing he had looked up "trains flag" instead of "trans flag".
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 07/09/2023
time to bring out the old classics
an androgynous character (from sailor moon i think?) winking and saluting. text over the image reads "am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay"
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number one evil wemby fan @basil.northsky.social · 18/08/2023
it's time
Arizona Fall League. Shortstop Masyn Winn looking at the camera. Right fielder Jordan Walker is next to him, face half cut off because of their height difference.
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