siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 22hall swords can be placed on a graph with two axes: an x-axis labelled ‘FOP-BRUTE’ and a y-axis labelled ‘TEMPLAR-KNAVE’. the fop-krave quadrant is referred to as ‘the scallywag zone’… 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 23hmost of the places i’ve lived in had been pretty cubular… sometimes i’d like to try living somewhere more orbulescent, though 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 07/10/2026all housecats can be placed on a spectrum, of which the two poles are 'baby' and 'uncle' 010
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 05/10/2026‘the end of oak street’ is a throwback to the beautiful, carefree stupidity of yesteryear – totally unlike today’s stupidities, which are torturous and venal 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 04/10/2026porridge takes longer to prepare than most other breakfasts, makes you feel sluggish for an hour and a half, then empty, highly reliant on toppings and milk to get anywhere… a real insipid breakfast imo!! 010
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it’s always seemed appropriate that continuum has two us. 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 29/09/2026finding a bulk-billing gp who specialises in trans health and also dispenses is absolutely going to convert me to being an evil south yarra gay 110
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i love when the cat i live with comes up the stairs to wheeze at me 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 27/09/2026wait what if we met on the dating app grounded in lacanian psycholinguistics… 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 27/09/2026girl on train: its the podcast where the podcast lady dies… her friend, immediately looking up a review: stylistically derivative and unethical 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 26/09/2026something so mysterious about the power of celebrities… recently discovered my cousin was besties with g-flip and exclaimed ‘omg…’ despite actually not caring that much about g-flip. or my cousin. 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a blonde woman just looked at me when i got on the train…… i didn’t consent to that 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 17/09/2026for the first time in more than a month i have several days in a row with nothing on… i’m lounging in a deck chair in the city drinking my little chinotto in full sun 15° feeling like i’m on VACATION 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 16/09/2026committed to being the most annoying t4t couple on yesterday’s 15:35 jetstar from boorloo to naarm 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 13/09/2026made the bus after leaving my transport card at home… i got 2 brain cells and am part of god’s plan 😎😎😎 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 08/09/2026you know, all this time i thought ‘the bush administration’ was just a waxing salon… 001
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 29/08/2026the nice thing about drag kings is they’ll put 20 of themselves on stage at a time & let everyone have a turn pretending to speak korean 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 26/08/2026sitting down to play a video game looking like whistler's mother 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 24/08/2026every tboy thinks they’re a gayguy until you sit them down and make them watch a rupaul vehicle 010
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 23/08/2026sometimes i like to stand in the middle of an empty tram without holding onto anything just so i can get launched down the aisle the moment it starts to move 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 23/08/2026older woman working the aldi checkout: you buy more, you save more! smiling young man: that doesn’t make any sense! 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 23/08/2026few things as nourishing to the soul as a well placed ‘go fuck yourself’. 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 19/08/2026guy behind me on the train: you should do it. you will sleep better. you will be energised for sleeping. 010
Reposted by siofraUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh? What ho! You would slay me with a greatsword this evening? Yet mine is up across the thistle cross variety. I say, I say, the house always wins … in the end? Unless I … upset the bargain … and play house with me neighbors … instead, perhaps … inside a meth house? Homodoxical-style? UwU? 561705478
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 18/08/2026two wolves inside of me and they’re doing a group activity mandated by social services 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i don't mind if people aren't huge readers – i've loved many a dyslexic – but being a careless reader is deeply unsexy to me 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 16/08/2026having to explain to a doll’s desi boyfriend that my name is, in fact, ethnically appropriate 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i’m just – you know me, i’m a simple gal – i’m just doing toxic negativity 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 14/08/2026eindelijk een leuke nonbinaire jongen gevonden mn femcel louise era is OVER 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 13/08/2026neurodiverse, in the sense that i used to be a gayguy 001
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 13/08/2026schrödinger didn’t really need to fuss about with the whole dead cat thing. a more approachable example is roommates, who also only exist when directly observed 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i don’t know that i was ever really a gold star gay. maybe more like a bronze medallist. because of all the coveting. 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 06/08/2026many good things happen when you approach the world with an open heart and heaving breast 000
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i don’t think people should be allowed to talk to you through the front camera if they haven’t met you 100
siofra @basicoutput.bsky.social · 31/07/2026going to a writer’s residency in the mountains… me & 5 other transgenders of ill-to-ailing repute….. they’re all non-binary and i’m starved for drama………….. 100
