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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thought the mpreg elephant looked familiar. I have it on a shirt! 🐘
Black t-shirt with yellow, hard-to-read text and a pregnant elephant. The text reads 'Goetia'
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ahhh another birthday already?!? 34 and ready for a nap
Photo of a st bernard dog sleeping on a couch. A tacky xmas tree is visible in the background.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(hi im at least 8 pints deep) How is this doritos flavor not everywhere?!? Is fucking tasty even if it's not as good as the tbell taco supreme flavor from the 90s/00s
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Vacation beers begins with a 12% abv barrel aged something or other 🍻
Two dark brown beers in an airport bar
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Switched to Tidal about a year ago and happy to see that they're doing ANYTHING compared to Spotify regarding AI music. Interested to see how this goes.
Screenshot of an email from Tidal.com. it is titled "Our stance on AI-generated music" amd reads:
"Hi,
AI music generation tools are changing how music is created and distributed. As this technology evolves, Tidal is introducing platform standards to protect artists, their craft, and inform listeners.
Here are the highlights of our new AI Policy:
Tidal will identify and tag AI-generated music in our app. Listeners will see an "AI" badge next to music we detect as wholly AI-generated.
Tidal will not tolerate AI-generated music that impersonates an artist or group, or that facilitates fraudulent activity. We're implementing automatic tools to remove these releases immediately and on an ongoing basis.
Tidal will not allow music that is 100% AI-generated to be monetized. No royalties will go to such releases, nor will AI-generated uploads be eligible for direct-to-fan sales.
We will expand these policies to music that is substantially AI-generated when AI detection technology is sufficiently reliable to do so."
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Must be the same marketing team that sent out this email from GoG today
Screenshot of subject line from GOG.com that reads "Slavic adventure" followed by rune symbols of a wheel, sun, and two 's's
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Demonetize A group of influencers are locked in a haunted house for a ghost-hunting tv show. Death ensues Thought I was going to hate this one but it was a really fun watch!
Poster for "Demonetize"
A collage of characters positioned over a house with boarded up windows

Tagline reads "I can't die before my first apology video"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Debone Guy fights his way through a terribly evil world. Dark and cynical from beginning to end. The last shot of the film fucking shattered my heart
Poster for "Debone"
Chest-up view of a gloomy man covered in blood.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dead Media After unlocking an extra special feature on a dvd, a group of folks have to fight their way through a horror movie (and behind the scenes footage). I enjoyed it as a love letter to the movie nerds in our lives. I think it overstayed its welcome by about 20 min
Promo art for "Dead Media"
A woman holds up a disc for "Night of the Lurchers"
The tagline reads "You may be done with the dvd, but it's not done with you."
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Catcam Paranormal cativity. I liked the concept but feel like it fell flat. Some, seemingly important, plot elements are introduced throughout the 1st hour but then get dropped completely in favor of a pretty meh ending.
Poster for "Catcam"
Close up of a house cat's face and eye.
Tagline reads "When the owner's away, the ghost will play"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dead Bloom Family inherits a farm but little do they know their soil isn't certified organic. I legit screamed from terror and laughter at the batshit ending. Worth a watch for that alone.
Promotional art for "Dead Bloom"
A far shot of a farmhouse. Below the ground is a screaming face in red lighting.
The tagline reads "Some things should stay buried"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Creature of the Pines Documentary about a documentary about a group of campers that go missing in the woods. Solid enough found footage. The actual 'creature' was kinda disappointing though.
Poster for "Creature of the Pines"
A series of blood-covered polaroids depicting campers. The photos are pinned to a wood panel with string linking them together.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Break A Leg Two actors seeking an audition find themselves alone and locked in a theater. Good performances by the leads. I didn't love it but the last hour is fun.
Poster for "Break a Leg".
Two blurry faces overlapping on a dark background
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Barn Part III Third entry in this series goes the hardest with the gore and practical effects. This series is great fun!
Poster for The Barn Part III
A group of 2 older adults and 2 teens flee from various monsters. Lots of pumpkins and corn stalks in the fore/background.
The tagline reads "You're invited to the annual Halloween festival. It's going to be a KILLER time"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Babybacks A couple treks into the US from Mexico, where they are welcomed in by average retired Texans. Really well done! Tense with occasional moments of camp. You can feel the helplessness of the couple while they navigate the overwhelming creepiness of their hosts.
Poster for "Babybacks"
A person stands in front of a lone farmhouse at night. There's a single, red light coming from a window on the top floor.
The tagline reads "They sought refuge but stepped into a nightmare"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Burning of Broken Beak Self-proclaimed Ecological Horror. Kinda bizarre but fun. White people suck
Poster for "The Burning of Broken Beak"
Red silhouette of a bird creature on a black background. Taglines read "Hellfire They Deserve" and "An Ecological Horror Story"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Watching as much as I possibly can in Panic Fest again this year! Tons of full-length films and a basically unlimited number of short films. Going to use this as a thread to share my thoughts (or at least a poster and synopsis) on what I watch over the next week!
Art for "Panic Fest 2026"
Demonic, melting black cat face with dead eyes.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hey. Remember to take care of yourself today. Breathe, stretch, and get something to drink.
Picture of my large tan dog resting on a bed and lazily looking out the window. The sun is shining
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hmmm
Swampy
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Wishing everyone a happy new year! 2025 wasn't amazing for me but had some great moments. Looking forward to the next year as a chance to slowly TF into the best dog I can be!
Photo of a Saint Bernard laying down on some grass
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Some Bandcamp Friday pickups from yesterday: Midnight - Hellish Expectations: Super catchy, sleazy speed metal Kanonenfieber - Die Urkatastrophe: WW1 blackened-death metal. It's so good! Resin Tomb - Cerebral Purgatory: Death Grind. Loud. Canine - In Dog Years You're Dead: Queer dog band Bark!
Album art for 'Hellish Expectations' by Midnight. Naked ladies carrying a bell while holding scythes. The clapper of the bell is a nun.Album art of "Die Urkatastrophe" by Kanonenfieber. A giant skeleton in a german WW1 uniform feeds a faceless mass of people into a meat grinder.Album art for "Cerebral Purgatory" by Resin Tomb. A skeletal corpse is being sucked into a cosmic void.Album art for "In Dog Years You're Dead" by Canine. Photo of people in dog masks having a tea party in front of a brick wall.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ahh it's my bday already?!? The last year went by wayyy too fast but I'm super lucky and thankful for you all! Treat yourselves well and pet a dog for me today! 🎨: @pjchilled.bsky.social
Art of my St Bernard fursona wearing a hoodie
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Just informed Benny it's not actually an emergency to want butt scritches in the sunshine so it wasn't a valid reason to wake me up. (He got all the scratches he wanted)
Picture of my dog standing outside and glancing towards the camera.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Woke up to an anxiety-triggering notification. What did I doooo?!?
Screenshot of a notification that reads '57,534 people saw you...'
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Old Wounds Man films his and his girlfriend's trip to her family's remote farm, while they are unknowingly being filmed themselves. Found footage that never quite goes where you expect. The cast was good, but you could cut the runtime in half and you wouldn't lose much of substance.
Poster for "Old Wounds"
Photos of an antique doll, a barn, a person covering their face with a hand, and a crime scene. 
The tagline reads "some wounds never heal"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Black Theta After surviving a brutal attack, a twink has to deal with trauma, lesbians, and a death cult. Really enjoyed this play on the home-invasion slasher. Doesn't take itself too seriously and was fun all around.
Poster for "Black Theta"
Three masked figures are blurred behind windows along with a skull.
The tagline reads "No survivor left behind"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The Book of the Witch A lady steals a book from a witch. The supporting character is the highlight of this one, otherwise it's a bit silly.
Poster for "The Book of the Witch"
Silhouette of a witch in a pointy hat.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
House of Ashes After losing her partner and unborn baby, a lady quickly rebounds with a man who wears turtlenecks to bed and gets haunted while she's on house arrest. They used the default Ring doorbell noise like 5 times and made my dog bark. 0/10
Promo art for "House of Ashes"
Close up of a woman's eyes behind a generic home covered in flames.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Tomorrow I Die Pregnant woman summons family to a remote cabin to casually reveal she thinks she's going to die the following day and to show the same flashback 500 times. Handsome Hungarian men were the only real highlight for me.
Poster for "Zítra Umru" (Tomorrow I Die).
A woman's face is half under water with a child's hands around her neck.
The right side of the woman's face is blackened with cuts/blood.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The G Imprisoned in assisted-living, a delightfully grouchy lady and her granddaughter have to fight off a "legal guardian" and his goons. Features probably the most enragingly evil antagonists in a very realistic scenario but also really cathartic. Great all around!
Poster for "The G". An elderly woman frowns while holding a pistol at her side. An elderly man looks to the right with a look of concern.
A young woman and a man wearing a bandana mask look towards the camera. Everyone is wearing black.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Carry the Darkness Teenage misfits get caught up in some X-Files bullshit. Kinda Donny Darko vibes but it really is its own thing. Kept me engaged through the whole thing minus one character's makeup being distractingly not great. Worth a watch though!
Poster for "Carry the Darkness" 
Two characters wearing black are visible at the base of a dam. The tagline is reflected in the water and reads "return to never"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Abduct A group of friends have their trip ruined when one of the group gets 'Freaky Friday'd." Great cast and a really well done story with a splash of dark comedy.
Poster for "Abduct." Close up of a woman's face with a scared/shocked expression.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
For God's Sake Wake Her Up A girl's mom dies so she breaks into a stranger's house and treats her friend like shit while fighting an unrelated demon. Unlikeable characters do unlikable things to drive the plot. Didn't particularly enjoy this one.
Poster for "For God's Sake Wake Her Up."
Two women are face to face with one on the top of the poster looking down and the other at the bottom of the poster looking up. The bottom woman has a surprised expression. The top woman is scream-crying and has blood running down her head.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Psyche Lady walks around the desert with an Apple II and thinks about death and stuff. I'm just a dog so the existential and symbolic whatevers go right through my empty head. Some of the visuals were beautiful but others were annoying 🤷
Poster for "Psyche". A person stands in front of a doorway on a beach. The person's head has fire-like essence all around it
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Play Dead A kidnapped woman has to reverse Weekend at Bernie's herself through a dinner party to avoid the wrath of a masked killer. Same production company as 1978 and it has a similar dark vibe but this film felt more cohesive.
Poster for "Play Dead." Closeup of half of a woman's face with a determined look. She has a cut under her eye. The tagline reads "When your best chance to live is to die"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The Only Ones A group of friends travel to a remote house, death ensues. Really fun play on Cabin in the Woods tropes. Bleakly funny but also tragic as heck.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The Lost Episode Two cops have increasingly weird run-ins on Halloween night. I'm always hit and miss with found-footage style films but this one was well done. Builds tension well and doesn't feel like copaganda. Couldn't find a poster for it so I threw one together
Poster for "The Lost Episode." Features a red Sigil of Lucifer on a blurry police light background. Tagline reads "Whatcha gonna do when HE comes for you?"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Cover Stamp collector/vendor gets thrown into some drama on a road trip. The filmmaker basically did ALL of the production himself, which is impressive. The concept was solid but I think it's held back by a lot of unnatural-sounding dialogue.
Movie poster for "Cover" showing three stills from the film. A man with a surprised expression is holding a gun, a car drives along an open road, and a woman looks fearful in a cafe. The tagline reads "You can't outrun the past"
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Beyond the Drumlins Exploratory archeological expedition into uncharted woods gets out of hand. Lots of coughing happens. A bit slower-paced but does a good job of drawing you into its mystery.
Poster for the film "Beyond the Drumlins." Tagline reads "What a beautiful place to die."
A group of five adults are standing in an open, grassy field.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The Rebrand is really fun! Queer mockumentary about an influencer couple trying to recover from being cancelled. Has a great mix of tension and comedy
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
For our first film we watched "1978" It covers a dark period in Argentinean history and subsequently is a bit heavy to start. That said, it's shot really well and was a good watch overall!
Poster for "1978" in all red and black. A group of ragged people in plain clothes and blindfolds descend upon a screaming individual.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
There's a horror/sci-fi film fest that we buy a virtual ticket to every year and I figured that I'd give my thoughts on some of the stuff we watch for once! It's about 25 films and 80+ short films, so this may end up being a lot of posts over the next week or so. panicfilmfest.com
Art for Panic Fest. Headshot of a purple cat with three eyes on a green background.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Approved
Chibi-style art of a brown anthro saint Bernard. He is shirtless wearing jeans. His arms are crossed and his tongue is sticking out slightly.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Here's my recap! Maybe in the next year I'll try to chat more...Or I'll continue to live my best lurker life!
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A couple highlights from today: - Star Curser and the furry tf game at Galloping Ghost - Seeing Fulci perform "Eyes Full of Maggots" - Copious amounts of Soju and singing at karaoke - Just so many friendos and hugs
Picture of an arcade cabinet called "Metamorphic Force." The screen reads "You've done it" and shows a wolf-person and bull-person in celebratory poses.Photo of a Skycurser arcade cabinet. The screen reads "Press Start" and shows a human character wearing sunglasses and giving a thumbs up. Next to him is a dog wearing sunglasses and a comms headsetBlurry photo of a band on stage. There is red lighting and a portion of the crowd can be seen cheering.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
It's rainy and chilly today, you wouldn't make us get up and work would you? 🥺
Selfie of me and my sleepy dog laying on a bean bag
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween critters and creatures! Please remember not to wear your favorite shirt before transforming! 🎨: @sushisusii.bsky.social
Furry art of a crying weredog with his shirt shredded
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
It's a little chilly tonight but we're out here grilling and chasing critters
My tan dog on the hunt in the backyard in the evening
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Picked up a few albums for Bandcamp Friday. Midnight - Gosh they're fast Crypt Sermon - Epic and doomy Weald & Woe - Medieval black metal 🤘🏼🤘🏼
Album art of "Rebirth By Blasphemy" by Midnight. Demon-person holding a dagger while intwined with a lamb/goat.Album art of "Out of the Garden" by Crypt Sermon.
A cloaked person on a white horse rides towards a castle in the distance.Album art of "For the Good of the Realm" by Weald and Woe. A medieval lady sits on a castle wall while sewing.
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Basic @basicdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #952,414! Snuck in right under 1 mil
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