Sign in

Heads will lobster roll

@basic-crone.bsky.social
71 followers 106 following 423 posts

Writer, Gamer, Student, Mid-level Crone, daughter of the swearing-ist woman on the planet, I swear too. (A lot)

PostsRepliesMedia
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I love this! Did it work?
110
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hoy, Estoy aprendiendo a hablar francés.
media.tenor.com
a book titled french is on a table
ALT: a book titled french is on a table
000
Reposted by Heads will lobster roll
NPR @npr.org · 20/10/2025
Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.
n.pr
When books were being pulled from Iowa classrooms, these teens started an after-school club to read them
Three Iowa City West high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.
206117363259
Reposted by Heads will lobster roll
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
No Kings Day message to Trump: Other than your coterie of ass-kissers, nobody likes you.
1465523666
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I got a Polaroid Camera. Everything I photograph with it is so murky. Yesterday it was murky and green. <3
000
Reposted by Heads will lobster roll
Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“Fuck them kids.” That’s literally what an ICE agent said when ICE, the FBI et al. raided an apartment in Chicago, including with a Blackhawk helicopter, separated children from their parents, and zip-tied them to each other. abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...
bangs.

"They was terrified. The kids was crying. People was screaming. They looked very distraught. I was out there crying when I seen the little girl come around the corner, because they was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other," Watson said. "That's all I kept asking. What is the morality? Where's the human? One of them literally laughed. He was standing right here. He said, 'f*** them kids.'"

Watson said trucks and military-style vans were used to separate parents from their children. Other neighbors said agents destroyed property to get in the building.

"They had a big, 15-inch chainsaw with round blade on it, cutting this fence down," said witness Darrell Ballard. "We're under siege. We're being invaded by our own military."
35777724317
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I love horror movies in October. Under the blanket feeling cozy and waiting for the dread. :)
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I just want to put out there that you can break up with anyone, any time for any reason.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
25th amendment
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Richard Very Scary.
010
Reposted by Heads will lobster roll
Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
BINGO!
260112214268
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Wicked excited I get to do a presentation on horror and sci fi for my film studies class! Woot powerpoint on a saturday morning!! I can't wait. ....is this sick? Am...I...sick?
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Overheard in my History class, "Maybe they'll build assisted living for Gen Xers over there where the old mall was." My heart. The mall does seem apropos for our retirement, but I mean, I'm fifty. Assisted living for X-ers just sounds like someone leaves the hose goin while we sort out our flannel.
000
Reposted by Heads will lobster roll
Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
These two are aback again…. 🐈‍⬛ 🐢 This time he is showing off his skateboarding skills…. 🥰❤️
1314196661
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Canceled my paramount plus subscription. Cancel Colbert, don't get my money.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This is an extremely healthy response to Mehmet. No notes.
021
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I know it's still flooded if I don't go down and look. I just don't want to look at my new basement swimming pool. :(
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Dude needs to get a kung-fu grip.
020
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
3.16 is the current low end for gas nationwide.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
My sister likes to put my stuff "where it goes" sadly because I have ADD and a bad case of the olds, I like to put stuff where I remembered I put it. Which resulted in an argument where she is angry that I am angry I can't find my meds.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
for no reason.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Look at us. Immortal at last.
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I love "bear trying to do a sit up"! He needs to be on my gym water bottle.
110
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Don't delist our wolves
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Things we build: Bridges, Buildings, A-Bear...teams not so much.
020
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I definitely laughed too hard at this.
020
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I learned this from a gas-station burrito. I feel like I'm part of the problem.
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Christ, it looks like a mad magazine parody cover.
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My god look at John Candy! I really miss his films.
110
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Congrats!
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Doesn't she need to be in jail for insider trading?
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It looks really good.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Fight!
020
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I don't want to jinx it but I'm probably going to lose my job, and get three kittens. Man, three kittens! I'm so excited.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Been Caught Stealing- Jane's Addiction
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
wonderful!
020
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Great. I know exactly where he can put those poles.
0371
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I just spent a half an hour blocking porn women and boob pics and then sending little heart pics to every picture of a cat on this site. The more cats I send love to the more the boob pics show up. I fail to see the correlation.
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I feel like I also worried about the stairs more than thought about how cool the latte leaf came out. "Oh no, that cup is too full to travel..." was my first thought. "Save the coffee" was the second...with the urgency level usually reserved for fire alarms.
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
he drank a whole cup of it, and dammit if it wasn't 2%.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
She is gorgeous! I love her expression and the detail in the moss on the tree bough...it has such a nice velvety weight....
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I feel like he still has too much money left.
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
READ ALL OF THE BANNED BOOKS...and then come here and talk with me about them.
010
Reposted by Heads will lobster roll
American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
@penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social and Online Ceramics have teamed up on a bold new Reading is a Right collection — and 100% of PRH’s net proceeds will be donated to ALA to further our work to defend libraries and fight censorship. 🧡 online-ceramics.com/collections/...
Black hoodie with words "Read a Banned Book" and logos of  Penguin Random House and Online CeramicsBlack baseball cap with text "Read Banned Books" and Penguin Random House. Orange socks with "Reading is a Right" text and Penguin Random House logo. Orange sweat pants with large text on left leg "Reading is a Right," and large Penguin Random House logo on right leg.
9055771367
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Brilliant!
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I also love all of the dinosaurs.
010
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I remember when civics lessons bored me just before lunch. Now I'm an expert in the bill of rights and constitutional law while screaming my way through SCOTUS interpretations at lunch. Yay.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I read this. I giggle. I re-read this I giggle. Fantastic. 10/10.
000
Heads will lobster roll @basic-crone.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Did...did AI write that last line? And was the Prompt "write a slogan for 1970s key parties?"
000