Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No, they have AC. They just turn it off for Cubs games 100
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Wait until you see the Brewers brand. Death by papercuts 000
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Someone took their shoes off during the flight 000
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I always had fun watching Trent Richardson run for a yard and collapse 000
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 04/10/202610-7 Pack and treating my eyes with bleach afterwards 000
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s also becoming harder to understand. Maybe his hair plug cream makes him sound like he has 5 jawbreakers in his mouth 000
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m waiting for Kirk to say Hitler had some good ideas 030
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nah, that’s just the A-Fib kicking in from the 4th Johnsonville firecracker brat 000
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Better than the old booze hag with summer teeth they kept showing before. 100
Captain Bunghole @bashyson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Monkey paw: Cowboys are getting another high draft pick 010
