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@bashpanda.bsky.social
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Red panda. InfoSec nerd. Might be 30s I break things DIY, dogs, outdoors, computers, dogs, and much much more and dogs. Inquire within, some restrictions apply, no purchase necessary. Not suitable for most audiences T[.]me/bashablepanda

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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FYA YouTube shares your channel name by default when you share a link, sorry xxThiccWolfKnotxx you probably outed yourself to your coworker when you sent them that funny meme. You can turn it off in your privacy settings though:
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Task failed successfully
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How to get sick deals and away from Amazon: Find a product you like on Amazon Find the retailer off of Amazon Go to their hosted, non-amazon store front Sign up for an account Put things in your cart Leave the site (yes actually) Wait a week, ignore emails for a bit All from the same store
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Do what now, Reolink?
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is actually what floor wars is.
A painting from the show Severance that pitted two groups of the office against each other by depicting one massacring the other
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Do what now, Amtrak?
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
There's some poetry here, and I think it has more layers than just the advanced auto parts sign totaled this beamer.... Maybe
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I have a comm idea. I need someone brave.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Some settling may have occurred 😡
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Or something with album art like this
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
New headline trend for psychology as articles is really Really Really Annoying
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gmail straight up just being like "poison your toothpaste for a fun weekend surprise!" I know. It's some home improvement hack or something. But you know someone is going to try this and brush their teeth with it.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I get the best gifts for my family
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Speaking of very serious and important things, the closets at the RenCen hotel are fucking massive
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I mean this is kind of a serious article, but arf arf woof woof or what ever bro.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Most android phones will give you this menu when you hit vol+ & lock. Lockdown mode does the same!
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Happy Fursuits Friday, I lay claim to this Hamburg restaurant in the name of Pandas. I don't think they recognize it though and I don't know how to enforce.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey kid, want some MOSFETs? First ones on the house
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Thank you to @snarl.bsky.social @mahikan.bsky.social and meta (who apparently isn't on bsky) For the beautiful cake, red velvet as it should be :3
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Took some of these and I couldn't message you anymore.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Mushroom Risotto and ice wine dinner If you house me in a pinch I will cook for you.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
They might follow you because "ratio'd" or w/e. Maybe they scroll through your profile and see your great pinned content (which is actually what you were promoting with rage bait) All the while, every reply, qrt, link sent or uncensored screenshot is advertising for you
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Inorganic signal boosting like bot followers really doesn't do a lot for you and it costs money... But some social engineering can get people to boost signal for you, organically. You find a post with some great interaction. Then you quote it with something aggressive and provoking, and you wait.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Lets talk about the "Algorithm" and how weird bait accounts abuse YOUR interactions with your community to ride waves of fame to amplify their signal, allowing them to amplify their signal and turn places like Bsky into toxic pits like Twatter. It's a doozy. I'll add a TLDR to the comments.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Mutlifunction devices
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Dogs found a new friend who moved in next door.... He seems to be enjoying his new home, thankfully trash day was yesterday, but I might need to serve him an eviction notice by next week. (3rd picture is after work when I came back to see if he left)
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
DO NOT USE ELEVATOR IN CASE OF YIP YIP! A specially crafted smear campaign against @skeptrefox.bsky.social
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I love winning the CTF at work, being given a $100 gift card for some sick merch, and free shipping, but tariffs are still a thing so I have to pay $60+ in duty fees in order to receive my free package I literally had to earn
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Sounds about right :v I'm too powerful.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Our hotel in Berlin was very interesting
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Leeloo Dallas multipass
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
KFC in Poland has insane menu options, they also have tacos
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Jesus fucking Christ
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Yeah same
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You mean.. a wah... Fried this rice?
OH MY GOD I MADE WAYYY TOO MUCH SOMEONE COME HELP ME PLEASE THIS IS A LITERAL CRY FOR HELP I HAVE TOO MUCH FRIED RICE
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Thank god AI is making everyone's jobs easier
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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And so sayeth thy lord, apologize not for the happenings of the zone but for your actions within. For ye be not forsaken for the actions of the Bloodsucker but for the actions you impart on your fellow stalker. 

Moral? What greater moral be thee than to activate the monolith and do only as it says because it's kinda cool

What higher power is there than the voice of the monolith 
What do you want from life? The monolith giveth and you want what the monolith wants. Go to the monolith. Obey the monolith. OoooOoOoOoOoOooooOooooo.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
We're the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse but we scared off the 4th so there's nothing to worry about. 🐕: @calipercollie.bsky.social 🦌: @furrydeerguy.bsky.social 📸: @itsafurrything.com #fursuit#friday#iwonderifthisishow#swork #apocalypse
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Woke up this morning with nasal drip and general blegh feeling. First con in a while I didn't load up on vitamin C all con, so lesson learned ig x.x Had a good time regardless and hope everyone there has a good last night.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Hey if someone finds this DEA Grand Rapids hat, let me know! It fell out of a fursuit head probably around the water front
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I love colossal shrimp GF, please don't sear her
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Are you going to Anthrocon? Feel like your life is lacking...some chaos? Some disorder? Mild panic even? Consider "Red Panda". Most party hosts report that adding just 1 Red Panda to their function has enhanced their drinking experience and incrased anxiety! Inquire within, Some conditions apply.
Red Pandas aren't responsible for literally anything. 
Some hosts that use Red Panda report symptoms like weak knees, sweaty palms, and mom's spaghetti. 
If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours contact your side piece. Or a doctor. Just like... as a general rule. 
Ensure you remain hydrated when inviting a Red Panda to your function, also as a general rule, but your red panda may become aggressive and attempt to force you drink water should you become dehydrated. 

Inviting a red panda to your function is not a replacement for genuine friendly interaction, and shouldn't be treated as such. in the event you feel you're lacking friendship or genuine conversation, try using Red Panda more chronically. 
in some cases Red panda can cause acute usage of the word "Dog", increased Tiki drink consumption, and a craving for peach flavored things, especially peach tree. These symptoms are normal and should subsided soon after. 

Always consult your doctor before using Red Panda. Or don't. I'm not your real dad as far as you can prove.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The Wah-ll is coming along nicely. Thanks @dunce.bsky.social for the contribution, found at Anthrohio.
The only art installation you'll ever need. The last one you'll want to see.
You can visit it, bask in its glory but you will never feel complete afterwards, because no feeling will ever compare. You will leave a piece of yourself behind and search for eternity to find it until you come back to.... The Wah-ll.


Apply now for gallery showings.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
When trying to sell a car, ensure your marketing material is captivating. 🚚: @furrydeerguy.bsky.social 📸: @itsafurrything.com
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Wanna whiff™️?
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Can't wait for you to see the vast selection of 3d printing filament at Home Depot. We have... Plastic. And Colorful (Black) Enjoy our vast collection 6 different filaments.
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Bash @bashpanda.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Why? Because I thought the jump server should have a backup wifi connection to the home network, not thinking that ofc, a packet destined for home would go to the home net not lab Turned off wifi, instantly port forward starts working again. Mfw everything is working as intended, I'm just stupid.
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