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Insubstantial Pageant

@baseless-fabric.privac.ie

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Our revels now are ended Cypherpunk • SigInt • InfoSec • Harlequin Privacy evangelist Equal among corvids Cover: Rime looking like frosted grass

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Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 16/10/2026

A sign in Japanese(?), in what looks like a workplace kitchenette, with an English translation that reads:
DO NOT DUMB HERE.
NOT DUMB AREA HERE.

It's been laminated.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 03/10/2026

Bonjour? #at40

Lionel Ritchie reclines while seducing you with his brain and where the hell did your clothes go?

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 05/09/2026

HEYOOO

Johnny Carson & Ed McMahon on set

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 29/08/2026

Привет? #at40

A young Lionel Ritchie casually dissolving your undergarments with his seductive gaze

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 29/08/2026

I found it

A stylized statue of a bird-of-prey that looks like it could be a film prop from the mid 20th century.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 15/08/2026

Ciao? #at40

A young Lionel Ritchie rapturing your clothes with his mind

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 01/08/2026

Bon jour?

A young Lionel Ritchie is making you getting naked with his seducing brainwaves.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 01/08/2026

Colonel Jesus H Saunders: JFC

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 26/06/2026

It's Friday again! A whole week since Shitler opened the Strait of Hormuz. Look how great it's going! (Narrator: It's not going.) #Iran #Shitler

Screenshot from Marine Traffic of the Strait of Hormuz on 26 Jun 2026 at 14:00 UT with less than ten possibly making the transit. Hundreds are bunched up, waiting on either side.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 19/06/2026

Hey it's Friday! Congratulations to Shitler for opening up the Strait. Look at all the ships go! #Iran #Shitler

Screenshot from Marine Traffic showing the Strait of Hormuz from today at 14:05 UT. It's clearly not open. A couple cargo/bulk carriers (green) are loitering in the new designated channel, and dozens of tankers (red) are moored outside.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 05/06/2026

...and dressed like that! He was asking for it, right?

Beautifully drawn @effinbirds stork, beak slightly open, as if saying the accompanying text "you just won stupid-ass motherfucker of the day"

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 11/05/2026

NextDNS is sometimes too good.

Screenshot of NextDNS log entry showing sinceyouarrived.world blocked by the Newly Registered Domains filter.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 02/05/2026

I'll just leave this here. #at40

The once famous "boner Amanda" screenshot meme.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 28/04/2026

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 26/04/2026

And the algorithm did a thing

Screenshot of Martin's post appearing in a Discover feed directly above a post by Ron Ebest that says, "The most important question we must ask about this farcical assassination story is where are the #Epstein files?"

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 13/04/2026

Well hello there!

Still from Silence Of The Lambs. Buffalo Bill has just opened his front door for Clarice. He is remarkably unperturbed.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 10/04/2026

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 06/04/2026

Screenshot from https://status.bsky.app
Status updates Last 30 days
Apr 6, 2026
US East Intermittent Outage
Since this morning, we have been experiencing intermittent outages in the us-east region due to an issue with an upstream service provider. We are working with them actively to restore service as soon as possible.

Updated on 15:00 GMT+00:00

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 21/03/2026

Moshi moshi? #at40

A young Lionel Ritchie is compelling you with his eyes to take off yer pants

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 13/02/2026

¿Hola?

A young, reclining Lionel Ritchie is seducing you with his mind.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 31/01/2026

Bon jour?

A young Lionel Richie stares into your soul while also making you inexplicably undress

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 18/01/2026

She blocked me as well 😂

Nerve gas?
Really?
What a twat.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 17/01/2026

Here you go, mate

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 13/12/2025

Always great craic letting the imagination fill in the gap from here back to the original post. Rarely ends up as bizarre or interesting as the shorn reality of "View full thread" though...

Screenshot of this thread, with the original 4 day old Bluesky post, then Dillon's and rahaeli's separated by the ever helpful "view full thread".

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 13/12/2025

Bonjour?

Please let it be this handsome young Lionel Ritchie who is seducing you with his brain

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 15/11/2025

Ohai? #at40

A young Lionel Ritchie has already undressed you with his mesmerizing glare

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 15/11/2025

I'll just leave this here #at40

Kenny loggins is jesus

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 15/11/2025

¿Hola?

A young Lionel Ritchie seducing you with his mind

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 24/10/2025

Nah, twas not for you

Screenshot of the above reply chain

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 01/10/2025

Who, exfuckinactly, do the New York Times think is in power?

A podcast app screenshot of the 1 Oct, 2025, episode of 'The Daily' from the New York Times. The breathtakingly idiotic title is: The Democrats' Big Shutdown Gamble

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 20/09/2025

Hello? #at40

A young Lionel Richie is seducing you with his mind, and mustache

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 23/08/2025

Oh, hello

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 23/08/2025

I'll just leave this here. #at40

It's Jesus, but Kenny Loggins.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 10/08/2025

Post a 5⭐ album you love. (don't tag anyone, just see who QP's)

The Avalanches 2000 album "Since I Left You". It's a deep blue scene of three packed inflatable lifeboats in rough sea. It looks like a detail of oil on canvas.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 04/08/2025

Happy 30-50 Feral Hogs Day to all who celebrate.

Screenshot of the 30-50 feral hogs tweet from 2019. It's just as stupid now as it was then.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 02/08/2025

A handsome black man is clearly mesmerizing the undergarments off of the ladies

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 26/07/2025

Hello? #at40

A handsome black man is looking at you so seductively it's probably illegal.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 21/06/2025

Nethack FTW! Mine: Netrek StarCraft Brood War Civ II Civ V Counter Strike

Netrek game snippet of the Federation team taking the Orion's planet Polaris

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 02/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

Zed, Maynard, and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. It's that batshit scene after they "bring out the Gimp" and Zed drums his fingers on the Gimp's latex-encased head while Maynard looks on desperately in the background. Good times!

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 20/04/2025

I'll just leave this here.

A screenshot of Hakeem Jefferson's bio.

He is clearly not the person these people think he is.

The cover image is a lovely embroidered pillow that says "I AM NOT HAKEEM JEFFERIES", and this statement of fact is reiterated at the end of the bio.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 04/02/2025

"The Wankpanzer"
It's a cybertruck; illegal in countries that don't recognize the Dunning-Krugerand as the new global reserve currency.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 20/01/2025

@erratarob.bsky.social has some goddamned good ideas about how we might replace OSI. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

An alternative layered network model with Payload (Layer 3), Network Stack (Layer 2), and Physical (Layer 1).
Network Stack is sublayered into Services (Layer 2.3), Internet (Later 2.2), Local Network (Layer 2.1) in which reach sublayer has its own sets of sublayers (e.g. Internet has TCP over IP).

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 17/01/2025

May I make an additional recommendation?

An autumnal park scene in which a statue of a naked, herculean man is fighting off several babies simultaneously, blocking two with his right forearm, dispatching one with his left, and kicking one (possibly for a goal).

The title and location are left as an exercise for the reader.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 16/01/2025

Bluesky remains undefeated

Deleted post that said:
“Boo fucking hoo” that low-income communities are afraid that the Nazi-in-Chief is gonna cut their kids education funding? I mean — they’re morons for voting for him — but “boo fucking hoo” over kids getting a worse education. You really need to get a grip. This is pretty vile.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 14/01/2025

What’s your sign? Found mine.

Printed sign with Japanese and English that looks like it's posted in an office kitchen. The English says:
DO NOT DUMB HERE.
NOT DUMB AREA HERE.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 09/12/2024

This pair have been together since before they became friends of ours, at least ten years ago.

A pair of rooks atop a low stone end barrier. They are facing each other, askew, and their necks are crossed as they are cawing together.

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 27/11/2024

Xenomorph facehugger from the Alien films holding up a "FREE HUGS" sign

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 20/11/2024

Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

Cover of the album Salt Peter by Ruby

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 11/11/2024

Glamour photo of a young Lionel Ritchie looking deeply into your eyes while saying "hello" with his mind

Insubstantial Pageant @baseless-fabric.privac.ie · 03/11/2024

For reef. >4M early/mail votes 56% women 44% men

Electoral map-diagram showing 4,010,948 mail-in and early in-person votes cast in Georgia by gender: 56% women to 44% men (remainder unknown or unavailable).
Captured from nbcnews.com on 03 NOV 2024 at ~11:20 UT.