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Robert

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Go Mariners. Go Birds. Go Ducks. COYG. Roll Tide.

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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to fire up the Sirianni hot seat again.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All preseason I heard the Eagles defense was its strength, nah man, it's buns.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Stanton is a blowhard of the highest order.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dipoto is cooking Dan Wilson without saying his name. COOKING HIM.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy death day to the 2026 Seattle Mariners season, you will not be missed.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can't spell Regression without Rodriguez.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gilbert better shave that dirty ass goatee off after this inning.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gilbert off to a great start.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey Jeffery Simmons, Jalen Hurts just beat you playing QB. LMAO.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jalen Jalen Jalen... That was fucking terrible.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Screen pass right at 5 titans is a choice. Eagles new OC doesn't feel like an upgrade yet.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This eagles offense has not been very good through 2 games against 2 below average defenses.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eagles OL is trash.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Make Jalen Hurts be a QB, LMAO, he's pretty good at it.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really solid night from the Mariners bullpen LMAO. Over and over again.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Andres Munoz blown save inbound?
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dan Wilson is an objectively terrible fucking manager.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can't remember the last time I saw a baseball team with vibes as bad as the current Mariners. They look like they hate everything.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when Julio Rodriguez looked to be a future MVP candidate?
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Back to baseball, Andres Munoz, you stink.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stefon Diggs is a moron. Woof.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone call Jeff Stoutland and give him whatever he wants to come back, this OL is soft as shit.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eagles OL is a problem.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Mariners are the school lunch of baseball.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bunting in 2026 is so Dan Wilson. Can't wait til they fire this baboon.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope AJ Brown enjoys New England. 👍
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye is ass. LMAO.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Barry Melrose, he was a big reason I got into hockey.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not sure if I'm the Seahawks I hire a first time OC and hope that Darnold runs it back, I don't know if I believe that's gonna work.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You couldn't get a PNW country act like Zach Top, you stick this buffon on tv? Gross.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Arsenal gotta tighten up here.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's embarrassing for Madueke. You gotta finish that.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ballon D'odegarrd.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gotta get more on that if you're Ben White, like way more.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Helluva save there on Merino
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If Saka scored that I'm getting cornrows.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does Cole Palmer have the worst hair in the PL?
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mariners calling up the kids when it's way too late to help is very on brand for Dipoopoo and Co.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is my regularly scheduled Dan Wilson sucks and the Mariners suck and blah blah blah, can't wait til the season is over.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nick Saban just rage pounding oatmeal creme pies right now.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ryan Williams going from freshman phenom to a dude who can't catch the ball needs to be studied.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Id just like to point out the A's are 30 games under .500 and seem like they are a better coached team than the Seattle Mariners.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate you, Seattle Mariners.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm really excited to see what sort of moves around the edges of the roster Jerrylander throws at the Mariners in the off season. Maybe a few more non MLB level talents and a new unproven manager will right the ship.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Id like a Laz Montes homer please.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now would be a great time for John Stanton to cash out.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All the people I like to follow have said all the things that need to be said about the Seattle Mariners.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
PCA is what the Mariners thought Julio was gonna be.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Will Ospreay is reckless garbage.
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nothing will clean you out better than Starbucks on a Sunday.
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