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Bart Jonker

@bartjonker3.bsky.social

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Husband, father, community banker, world traveler, cat staff - opinions expressed are my own & do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It’s a good day to wish the denizens of the White House a Happy Barack Obama’s Birthday…

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Guinan: “More?”

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Why does he keep calling me “meat”?

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

That’s dumb with a “b”

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

…or when they’re RAPISTS

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Someone summoned up summer just strummin’ on an old guitar…and every note, the antidote to December

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Stop using our military musicians as props

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Leave it exactly as it is & name it after him.

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

JD: “Got any sevens?” (Wrong game.)

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Coglione. (I learned a new word!)

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Let’s go back to JD Vance and more of his “we have all the cards” fantasy… JD?

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

You’re an idiot. Or Nidiot if you prefer…

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Didn’t he study economics? Maybe his parents can get a refund on their tuition…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Naw, he’s pinin’ for the fjords

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Get this jackass out of the pentagon

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

And yet, he’s not “getting things done” - unless you count mean tweets all night long, draining the reflecting pool (it’s not a lake), and losing judicial appeals. He’s really just ornamental at this point

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

For such a self claimed tough guy, he sure doesn’t have the ability to sack up. Just shut your hole & do the damn job

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Ketchup will fly

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Don’t threaten us with a good time

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

That’s fine - I’m not going either

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

One way ticket to hell?

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Back in the last century when I took a journalism class, the prof would’ve advised me to reach out to the ol’ Emir and verify that account. Do the journalists of today still do that?

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Castles don’t have phones, asshole

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Government notwithstanding, why would this be allowed?

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Coming up next on “Lies and the Lying Liars that Lie Them”…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Saw it last night - it was well done & very entertaining. Also, too, Sir Patrick Stewart…

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I question “has become”, but “toxic” is pretty much on the nose

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

See? THIS is how you bankrupt a casino…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

So would you prefer gas at $4.75 or $4.57? Still hurts. It feels like one of those “shall we remove your leg above or below the knee” situations…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Yep. Fixed it. See, that right there is how you end nine wars…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy birthday!

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Paraphrasing Ron White - he has the right to remain silent, but he doesn’t have the ability to

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

And I am here for it. Go, Sarah!

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Look! MORE things that never happened…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Ok Secretary of State…what’s your diplomatic plan to get us out of this? You wanna sit in the big chair? Share your plan…

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

“Reflecting Lake of Mexico”

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

“one of history’s great men”…? (He’s doing it wrong)

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

He thinks the orange tint looks good…proof he has no honest friends

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Is that like being more pregnant? Anyway, this from the guy who thinks he can be an astronaut. Dream big, little fella

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Yesterday (YESTERDAY) 87 octane went from $4.29 to $4.99/gallon in west Michigan. But do go on Mr Scott…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Shouldn’t we strive to be better? Safer? Why aren’t you leading us in that direction? (Failure.)

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

So that’s another thing that’s in the congressional record now

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Waiting for the inevitable annoying commercial. I bet there’ll be a song…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Speaking as someone with Dutch heritage, why???

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

…and do you, also, see him as a quasi-Jesus, healing the sick with his own hands (unlike his immediate post-COVID efforts)?

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Epstein files are still out there, FYI. Maintain focus…

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Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Fun fact - author David Gerrold came up with Sleestaks. Also, too, Tribbles. So thank you…

Bart Jonker @bartjonker3.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Priorities

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