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barthini

@barthanderson.bsky.social
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Author, Dad, Humanist, Magician, Fool Antifascist, pro democracy, funk + feé Typing words

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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Hospital of Topaz and Drizzle (??)
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sure. Food storage. Buffalo hides. You can even live in your foreskin if you need to
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Muppets Muppet Show
ALT: Muppets Muppet Show
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Kitties n flowers
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You’re the sweetest
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Probably a Floridian clitoridian
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The Führer was a great storyteller
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Bump
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No suspect yet. How do we know this is political violence and not ridiculously lax gun control?
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
“Each link in the chains I carry is a night I spent researching proto-Hebrew writing systems…”
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The human brain is not fully formed until you’re at least $75K in debt
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
He looks like me trying to find the remote behind the sofa
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Fuuuuuck this
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“We talked about that” Senile old mynah bird just blurting shit he heard where ever they hung his cage
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Eye of Vecna
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Fella Historian🌻 @thisuserisdumb.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
When you wipe the makeup completely off, you can see pure evil emanating from Trump's skin.
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I love a good dangling modifier
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
BOYCOTT META, CHANI! Signed, Stellium in Virgo/Stellium in Sag
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Well one is a Muslim…
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Gavin Newsom holding a mirror up DJT
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yep. The owls are not what they seem again
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Old, tired, weak as Methodist coffee
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Chili peppers with a bit o’ kick to em
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Gareth L. Powell / G.L. Powell @garethlpowell.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
In the bookshop this morning: PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.” CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down * CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Call of Doody
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Jeez khaki masculinity is so gd boring. I mean you could also go Conan with leopard- or bearskin chest carriers. Antlers on your diaper bag. Or strollers made of unfinished wood and bark! Or all leather and buckskin fringe for an Alamo Daddy vibe! Khaki. Feh.
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I don’t plan on voting for him ever but he’s the qb we need right now. Early front runners always fall by the wayside as you know. To me this is about placing the House in opposition to Trump next year, and that’s it.
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Rapping enflamed hemorrhoid
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The male pollution-struggle is sad
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Evil, treating your love and a mother2b this way
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
You might say it’s a ghost office.
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Advanced 😂😂
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
🗞️ I spent decades in newsrooms, finishing up as Managing Editor of Stars & Stripes. I am telling you our legacy media is not a part of the problem in America. It IS the problem in America. 🗞️ By platforming the most notorious liar on earth, instead of reporting the truth, they have put us in danger.
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SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, LEGACY MEDIA
You are dangerous, and as a lifelong journalist, I am DONE with you ...
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Right is wrong. Up is down. War is fun
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We had a good run @overlord.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I'm a sucker for a good subway map.
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The entitlement. One step from demanding to speak to his supervisor.
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
No wine for you, bitch
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Jaethebun @jaethebun.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Fun! My thoughts on aging are uplifting too
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I’m a hoot
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This is what reactionary is, if you ever wanted an example. This is the non-thinking of sheer “reaction” as dictated by some other. A lesson to all. Identify propaganda and remember it before it starts spilling out of your own mouth unexamined 💜💜💜
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Men, this is so gd easy. Make it a monthly party JFC Netflix chocolate red wine or 420 or whatever she likes/needs. Why can’t you get to that?
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
As an adult male lolol
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
That’s my take too. It doesn’t take an evil genius to know that Trump wilts for flattery
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Karoline Leavitt, as played by Lisa Kudrow
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Esther Ciammachilli @estherc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Crowd at Audi Field chanting “Free D.C.” at the Spirit match. #freedc
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Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This is how everyone should treat this masked thugs!! ‘This is cowboy country and we don’t get down with that bullshit!…You got two options you can get the fuck off my property or we can get down.’ Bravo, sir‼️💥🔥💥
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John Stuart Thrill @jsthrill.modphi.com · 15/08/2025
Experimental philosophy
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Them - You can't throw sandwiches at ICE Agents.
Grabs a hot dog. "I guess we'll finally answer the old question."
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barthini @barthanderson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Gandalf throws a cloth over the palantir, gets a vision of the Eye. Saruman: I like to explore…all perspectives.
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