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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13h
Bruce Cockburn energy
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13h
Who is Hilary Knight-shift-at-the-McDonalds?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13h
Can the NBA also move up my kids’ grade school volleyball games please?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 14h
This and reversing act 10 will go a long way to erasing the stain Scott Walker left on this state. Unless, of course, the billionaires get their way and install another piece of shit in the governor’s office.
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Flush dance
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
that’s the best LinkedIn
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
LinkedIn and Friendster are the two Socials you guys aren’t on
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
What are benefit singles?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Who is Donald Trump and his Sharpie?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you look at the field with binoculars from your condo they are allowed to shoot you with a sniper. Surface to air missiles will be ready in case any airplane comes within eyeshot.
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What is Mighty Maus?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Expected mayor of Pittsburgh better be on his tombstone.
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(The annoying is the bodega bullshit)
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What is Mary Corn Poppins?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who is b.p. lang?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dodgers could use Coach Kilmer right now
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But why would Coastal want to go back to time their program did not exist? If anyone should want to return to the 90s it’d be Nebraska.
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s football weather, Sluggo
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I regret to inform you it’s all tricks, no treats
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nice
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is I’m glad this account is not on X
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Should have been Nebraska
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Seinfeld: Elaine Yells 'You're Bald!' at George
ALT: Seinfeld: Elaine Yells 'You're Bald!' at George
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is a golden escalator if it is not owned by a piece of shit?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is Toyotathon?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is the Super Bowl shuffle
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get Old Style to sponsor it again please.
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who is Hernando deShoeto
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What was taxicab confessions?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah that’s why this shit sucks
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sure are
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s right
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just plant a flag already
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mich St almost won? Did they play umass?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is a u-betch-a
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is soup.exe?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who is Glueber Torres?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks bruh, mind if i have a warm yuengling?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is dang there are waaaaay to many to chose from?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And how!
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok dude
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who is Snůpí?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Counterpoint: teams born in the 1990s should look like this. No need for expansion teams to pretend they’re the Yankees or tigers.
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who is the mother of Zeke, who died of dysentery?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is the Whitewater Development Corporation?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who is Vladimir Poutine?
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Commercials for Ken Fuckin Paxton even if you don’t live in Texas
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Fast-casual shrimp enjoyer @bartdogfuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is Miss Florence?
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