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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To clarify, is this your to-do list from summer 2026, or 2025, or…?

Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At one point they were selling fancy chicken coops and I (with no farming background) could only think, “You guys realize it’s going to have shit everywhere as soon as you put chickens in it, right?”

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Probably it’s his way of problematizing the gender binary.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was one of the undergrads at your current institution in the early 1990s advocating for getting rid of the frats there. Here we are over three decades later…

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s bullshit how they won’t let you try out the toothbrushes before you decide which one if any to buy.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026

"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

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Karen Benjamin Guzzo @karenguzzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@uncpopcenter.bsky.social is hiring a postdoc for our "From Biological to Social Processes" T32! Applications due Nov 20, 2026, preferred start date Jan 2027. Learn more about our postdoc training program: www.cpc.unc.edu/training/bio... Apply here: unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/325...

The Carolina Population Center at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill invites applications for a Postdoctoral Scholar position with the NICHD-funded T32 training program, ‘From Biological to Social Processes: Interdisciplinary Training in Life Course Research’. This program aims to promote and support interdisciplinary training of PhD students and postdoctoral scholars from both the social sciences and biological/health sciences.

The goal of this program is to train scientists to move across disciplinary boundaries and employ creative and integrative approaches to understanding the complex factors that influence health and health disparities across the life course. Trainees will have the opportunity to receive interdisciplinary mentorship and training in a wide array of methods and content areas, ranging from social inequalities to biological processes. Trainees will identify a co-preceptor team comprised of a mentor from their home discipline and another representing their new interdisciplinary interest area from among the current training faculty.

The initial term of appointment is one year, with a preferred start date in January 2027 (negotiable). Reappointment for a second year is possible with continued funding.

Interested applicants must apply through the UNC HR Link and submit the supplemental application package linked in the posting. Application materials are due by November 20th, 2026.

Information about the postdoctoral training program and training faculty can be found on our website. Questions can be directed to the Training Program Manager, Margaret Swingler, at margaret.swingler@unc.edu.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey Siri, how does insurance work?

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m hoping for a tic-tac-toe board, connect-the-dots, and a word search!

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Teachers getting highlighters is communism

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I guess I just hope to be vaporized instantly in the inevitable apocalypse, because the other possibilities seem much worse.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If they’re serious, the least they can do is stop donating to the campaigns of politicians who are doing little to figure out how to design smart and enforceable regulations and working to enact them.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At least he was wearing a mask, right?

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If the tech billionaires are serious about regulation and pacing, the least they could do is refuse to provide financial support for the campaigns of politicians who aren’t meaningfully engaged in enacting such regulations.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Guys, bad news. The $500 Dyson CameraJet toothbrush with AI-powered optical targeting is currently out of stock, just as my birthday is approaching. 😢

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Okay but how will it help insurance company executives?

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Still wondering how Nikki Minaj’s cousin’s friend is doing.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Agree or disagree with his stuff, it ain’t bullshit.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sad to call it my undergrad alma mater

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You look ah-may-zing! (The Maggie looks good too.)

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is an example of a literary device known as “foreshadowing.”

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Will the end of the war be scheduled to coincide with the release of his health care plan?

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Economist peeps: would it be accurate to think of the current situation in the following way? Protection against the existential risk potentially posed by AI is essentially a “public good,” with perhaps some small parts that could be privatized?

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When you regain access and look at the backlog in your in-box: the nightmare. Still worth it tho

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The version of the apocalypse I’m getting so far is a barrage Instagram “likes” of my hummingbird photos from accounts whose avatars are scantily clad women.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

One of my students suggested that I might be able to survive for a while in my underground bunker after the AI takeover by drinking my own urine through a LifeStraw but ChatGPT thinks that’s not a great idea.

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Bart Bingenheimer @bartbing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is worth pointing out even as we recognize that ideological consistency matters about as factual accuracy to these people.

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