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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social

@barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social
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Recovering journalist and notorious ne’er do well who has been inflicting his cantankerous opinion on an unsuspecting public for far longer than he ever thought a civilized society would allow.

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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe he can give out Foghorn Cornpone’s number, too.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
ALT: Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What the literal fucking fuck?! Who the fuck is the Supreme Court to order networks to accept less? Hey Chief Criminal John Roberts, want to make political advertising better, get Citizens United the fuck out of politics, you spineless POS!!!
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This! Please.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Let’s face it, when the Hampton Hillbillies are finally chased from the White House, it will need more than just a complete fumigation, someone is gonna have to go through that place with a sage blunt the size of a fucking Christmas tree to dispel the evil spirits that have taken up residence.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hope @annieandrews beats the living shit out of them.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey Mitch, see how easy that was? Just saying … #grimreaper
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@govandybeshear.bsky.social should send Kentucky State Police to the hospital with a warrant to demand proof that #MoscowMitch is still alive.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#8647
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I don’t worry. I hope.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Think I missed the deadline … but there is always tomorrow. 😉
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@joshshapiropa.bsky.social , you’re up.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Do you live in the Lehigh Valley? Please join me in supporting Democrat Ryan Crosswell, our best chance to reclaim the 7th District Congressional seat !
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
No other organization in America would ever hire Johnson as CEO.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
No. No, it’s not. That’s what people refuse to understand. It is NOT intentional. He has no other way. He cannot plan ahead. He doesn’t have the mental capacity. All he knows how to do is react. That’s why he has always been a failure.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
They couldn’t comprehend a Speaker as weak and cowardly as Mike “With The Little” Johnson.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
But … but … but … she has a weird laugh … 😡
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
We were better once …
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Anyone else think the only place Tiger should be driving is a tee box? #tigerwoods
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The truth was not in her … #karolyin
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Judge Boxwine says what?
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Judge Boxwine is hitting the sauce again.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Emperor Syphilis Batshittius I.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is why I only refer to him as Syphilis Batshittius.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Awww, look. Don Jr and Eric. 🤣
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Don’t let them forget.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I want him in the news just one more time. Just one. #iykyk
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I need a change in latitude to change my attitude. #jimmybuffettcalls
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Complete violation of the Fourth Amendment, among others.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Liar
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fucking Nazis!
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
For the first time in my 67 years, I am ashamed to be an American.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Arrest this son of a bitch. And Noem, too. She is an accomplice to murder!
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Watch “The Equalizer II.” He’s a real bad guy there.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It is time for a national strike. Not a one day event. Not even one week event. It is time for a national strike that brings this country to a standstill until change is made in Washington. This regime MUST GO. Charges must be filed. Impeachments must begin. #nationalstrikenow
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I now truly believe the United States of America will not exist by 2050, thanks to the actions of the international war criminal squatting in the White House and the cowardice of those who support him. #ImpeachTrumpNow
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
C’mon, cholesterol! We’re counting on you!
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Uh yea, Laura Looney, that’s exactly what we are saying.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
With all due respect, just what the hell are we supposed to do? I protest, I vote, I donate. Short of violence, just what the fuck are the rest of us supposed to do?! We elect leaders to fight for us. Where the fuck are they?! Where is the Democratic leadership taking legal and legislative action?
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I was a radical rebel leftist scum even before this guy.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Despite all the talk about the potential for change with all the Republicans in Congress talking about retirement, just think how much better things could be if just 8-10 of them grew a backbone. #impeachthecriminal
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Who is Dave Portnoy and why should we care?
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Challenge: Name three things Donald Trump had done *for* the country, not *to* it. Three. I dare you. #lockhimup
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
God, I hate these people.
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barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social @barstoolcurmudgeon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is presidential! Happy Veterans Day to all those who served. You have my undying respect and thanks.
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