barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 23hA horror remake with a Muppet? Don't you know? It's been done! Here's the trailer: 140
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Next, he'll accuse Smith of being a secret Nazi collaborator based on what he saw in a "Seinfeld" rerun. 072
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don't let Schmitt see that; he'll take it seriously. Schmitt: "Mr. Smith did you attend an ANTIFA meeting disguised as a Bruce Springsteen concert?" Smith: "Excuse me, what did you ask?" Schmitt: Never mind. You perjured yourself. (Sen. Kennedy holds up board with picture) 2171
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah. Did he? Let's take a look. Well...I guess he did. 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wait! You can get a 400-count bottle of generic Acetaminophen for $21.08 and a bottle of Pepcid Gummies (with sleep support!) for $9.97. With sales tax that's only $32.99, leaving you a whole $67.01 for later! 111
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Post a vampire, not Dracula. How about Mary from Sinners? 130
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My favorite vampires: Stack and Mary, meeting up with the grown old Sammie (Buddy Guy, actually) in "Sinners." 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let's not leave out Senator "I went to Oxford, but I talk like a down-home country boy" Kennedy from the humiliation. Look at him holding up that stupid evidence board with that look on his face. 🤣 130
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have to admit; it doesn't look so dramatic from my window looking down at Boston's South End. 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Aw, nuts! Cancellations because of the Nor'easter: On Saturday, the National Pancake Day festival is off! And, as if that wasn't enough of a downer, on Sunday, there will be no festivities for National Chocolate Milk Day. Oh...depressing! 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Natalie Harp and Her Gigantic Bag" The romantic movie you'll love, coming soon on the Hallmark Channel. 010
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The new song by Kid Rock is available now! "Bro,They Want to Trans Your Kids" 010
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Birthday to Bruce Springsteen who was born in the USA 77 years ago today. 0101
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remember his first trip in his first term in office. That showed us everything... 010
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well, you can have your picturesque birds, but this is my #BirdOfTheDay (sound up) 040
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026No, but Caturday is the time for a deep tissue massage. 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My vote for the ten best shows. I forgot...a lot, so this is the best I could do. 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This isn't iconic as Aretha Franklin singing "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman," but it is a great moment: Adam Lambert sings "Believe" for honoree Cher. 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is the video Elon Musk wouldn't allow on...What the hell is he calling it now?...Oh, yeah...X!! 014
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He can't have anyone who will not report how beautifully he's dressed in his new clothes. 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Have you seen the latest horror/thriller - "The Sick Sense" (I see dead Senators!) 021
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh, who cares! I want the police who recover flushable wipes. 020
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, nuts. I couldn't find the punching bag, but I did see this on Amazon. 000
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, if only he was allowed to hear that. Unfortunately, he is surrounded by the most outrageous sycophants on the Planet Earth, and he posts insanity like this: 020
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As Professor William Kelly of the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania so famously put it.... 021
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But...there is heartening economic news: Congress has passed a new act establishing a $430,000 an hour minimun wage for billionaires! Here is the report from ONN (Onion News Network). 010
barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026But...on the other hand... (psst, it's from the Onion News Network) 010