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Roverton Home for Old Shihs

@barrylarryterry.bsky.social
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House full of old shihs (current pack: Tater Tot (14) We love TV- Bobs Burgers, Dropout, Dimension 20, Taskmaster (current hyperfixations) Board games? Yes please!

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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brad Little can crawl right back into whatever hole he crawled out of to start campaigning *checks watch* 27 days before election.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This feels like a good time to turn Chuck Tingle’s ‘Bury Your Gays’ into a movie
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just now realizing Harry Hamlin was Perseus in Clash of the Titans and I’m shook
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d love to have a chat with the person who built our house and installed a smoke detector right outside a bathroom door, when the smoke detector’s manual says not to put one within three feet because humidity makes it go off.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
41 years old and still haven’t cracked the code to getting ready after a shower without my hair plastering itself to my face while I’m trying to dry it.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How am I just now discovering Lindsay Ellis
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know smoke alarms are for safety and everything, but they really need an off switch so you can deal with whatever their issue is without being disregulated by constant beeping
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All all-woman conservation crew showed up at my house to prepare and install a native landscape AND they used magenta spray paint to mark the prairie lines. Yes queens!
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s disarm the police.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If i started posting the plot-points of the Nancy Drew games as AITA stories I wonder how long it would take someone to realize.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Todd Achilles is making Risch shit himself
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know you’re on the edge of your seats but I’m ranked 77th globally in fantasy taskmaster soooooooooo I’m pretty good at guessing randomly.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found out about drink packages on cruise lines today (thanks Lindsay Ellis). If I had to buy a package to be constantly plied with diet cokes while I’m trapped on a vessel for several days… I’d be so mad.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dapper.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s butterbutt city in front of our house this morning.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ahhhhh, the post covid/flu vaccine hangover. I wish dogs understood ‘my bones hurt can’t you just jump up here on your own this time?’
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We just got our flu and covid shots today too!
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surely someone does research on advertising saturation, right? I don’t need to see another Walmart ad. We know they exist.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our garage spe-i-ders: Scary Terry the hobo spider and Spinderella, some sort of orb weaver.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, I’ll still pop, lock, and drop it we just might be talking about slightly different things at this point.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heard an acoustic mashup of Folsom Prison x Pinball Wizard at the county fair today and it slapped.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m ranked #273 in Fantasy Taskmaster no big deal.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if you were the person doing the third paragraph on the Rosetta Stone and you sneezed and your hand slipped? Mortifying.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had a dream i was housesitting for Thomas Edison except it was @pftompkins.bsky.social He would never let me turn on the lights in the house “don’t use my precious electricity!”
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just read this also and wondered, has anyone seen Chuck Tingle and Bryan Fuller in a room together?
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
See, the problem with pianos is the notes that sound good together are spread out all over the place.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A Quan Mills x Chuck Tingle collab
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Garage door opener stopped working so now I gotta find a new one. I’ve never successfully programmed a car to open a garage door so lets all cross our fingers its less complicated with an opener.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what I will be reading in September (not in any particular order).
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In perimenopause every night feels like pheromonemaxxing and I don’t want it.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Zuck can’t even take losing a game of Catan he will not survive any sort of apocalypse.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This week feels like the first week in 2016 when we lost Bowie and Rickman.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just saw a commercial for Cozy Earth that started “It’s really gross to sleep in your underwear every night” to advertise sleep shorts for men. BRO WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Watched ‘They Live’ for the first time last night and… wow. Half the movie was a shootout and 1/4 of it was a fistfight over one person wanting the other to put on a pair of sunglasses.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can only count to four! I can only count to four!
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We had our dryer vents cleaned out and now our dryer dries things all in one go its like having a brand new appliance.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Squats had an x-ray today to make sure he didn’t have kidney stones (he doesn’t) and the vet told me, “all his other little insides look good too!” And I thought that was really cute- all his lil insides.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bryan Fuller’s Dust Bunny healed the scaredy-cat in me. I have vivid memories of the lengths I’d take to avoid getting close to whatever it was underneath my bed. Visually stunning. Haven’t stopped thinking about it since last night. Thanks for a beautiful film, @bryanfuller.bsky.social !
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My husband created me as a character in the game he’s playing and I’m a Friend of Dogs with Hyperfixation. And yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mosquito was just in our living room. Husband and I surrounded it, arms out, hands ready to clap it into non-existence. I don’t know if we killed it but I bet it looked like we were doing some OA-type magic to transport ourselves out of here…. Or whatever that show was about.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just thinking about Gatorade and if it had been invented at the University of Idaho it would be called Vandalade and that sounds like a fancy way to prepare steak or something.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I thought the only cans with that kind of opening were pineapple and tomato juice cans.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Read 18 books in July which brings my 2026 total to 40. I don’t think I’ve read this many books in a year… ever… because I never used the library as much as I have been lately.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If the shorty-shorts for men of the 80s and early 90s had stayed in fashion maybe we wouldn’t have the current loneliness epidemic everyone’s talking about.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love my husband and he’s really great… BUT… he thinks a serving of ice cream is like, three spoonfuls.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Couches shouldn’t come in white and if you have one you’re a psychopath.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mike Judge, I’d like to know why you changed Tater Tot’s name in this new season of King of the Hill. He’s waiting on his royalty check for use of his likeness and life story for the character ‘Caesar Salad’ thx
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watched Cocoon the other night because my husband hadn’t seen it and he’s been wanting to watch the sequel for three days now. He told me today he’s watched the break dancing scene every day since.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Perfect face. No notes.
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Roverton Home for Old Shihs @barrylarryterry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The more I look at my dogs’ faces and do increasingly unhinged things to make them happy I think I’m finally starting to understand how sailors could fall for sirens.
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