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Steve Barr

@barrsteve.bsky.social
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Writer / producer / procrasturbator pro.imdb.com/name/nm2003750

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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Snagglepuss
A closeup of a sleeping cat’s nose and mouth. It’s freaking adorable
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone left this on my doorstep. No note. Should I be afraid? Am I being Jumanjied? Or if I solve it do I get to go to a billionaire’s island like Glass Onion?
A Robinson Crusoe board game that mysteriously appeared at my door
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Barman: You do that poster I asked for? That advertises a quiz for smart people? Designer: Sure did boss, real fuc’kin aggravating just like you ask’ed. Barman: what
An ad for a pub quiz that shows a brain with glasses on (so you know the brain is super brainy) but also misspells Tuesdays.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dozens of people signed off on a licensing agreement with a credit clause including this sentence structure. They must know some very strange things about who actually writes the Reacher books. #scriptsky
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[What's interesting about the forehead bruises is 1. the clear knuckle definition (which means he was making a good fist for concentration of force), and 2. they're on the thickest part of my skull (which means some part of me remembers how to take a hit that'll hurt him more than it hurts me).]
Closeup of a dude with light bruises on his forehead.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hope the man can get the help he needs, and while I have a couple of interesting bruises I’m not actually hurt, and I’m glad I get to live in Aotearoa where the cops are people first and cops second.
Selfie of a middle-aged bearded white dude with light red bruising on his forehead and eye.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lock screen! No cheating!
A majestic ginger cat in powersave mode in front of a window beaded with rain
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My TV has an Apple TV app but won’t let me rent directly on it. I have to open the app on an Apple device to rent it, then go back to the TV. But even tho I’ve turned off the other device I get this:
Apple TV says fuck your rental
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself for a fool."
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A cartoon of three candles. One is burning normally, with the caption "How I should be doing it". The next is burning at both ends, with the caption "What the doctor advised against." The third is burning at both ends plus at multiple places in the middle, with the caption "Current situation."
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
An illustration of a cute otter with a tie and a nametag saying Steve, with the text "Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is you're Steve and you make bad decisions."
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Text as a picture, of 11 characteristics of pseudoscience
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It me
A four panel comic, humorously pointing out that many "gifted" people are both smarter than average and smart enough to have a keen, lifelong awareness of their own deficiencies.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Here's a slide from a seminar I'm prepping. Just at a glance, can you tell which is from a novel, which from a play, and which from a screenplay? Those are pretty typical patterns for those media.
Lots of text on screen; examples of different styles of speech from a book, a play, and a screenplay
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Went to the home of some filmmaker friends to talk about a new project. Got lovebombed by the bestest puppy in the world.
Two hairy animals, one of which wears glasses
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A good time was had by all. Lots of very impressive wāhine in our industry
A pic of the opening of New Zealand’s Women In Film and Television Awards 2026
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I just came from an early screening of MĀRAMA, a Māori gothic horror from an excellent team led by Taratoa Stappard. It’s a banger, moody asf, with an explosive ending I’ll never forget. It opens in Aotearoa tomorrow, and in the US in April. Go find it.
A Q&A session with the director and producers of the movie Mārama
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Damn Brooklyn 99 is obsessed with me
A screencap from Brooklyn 99 with the caption “So we’re meeting a guy named Steve.”A screencap from Brooklyn Nine-Nine with the caption “Steve? I don’t remember a Steve.“
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Text as an image, in headline font:
Opinion: Here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes
By Some Rich Asshole
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
And sometimes the scene is more effective if you can both hear and see both sides of a conversation, by intercutting between them...
Text as a picture. This is an excerpt from the screenplay for Kick-Ass, intercutting between two calls
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Sometimes the scene is more effective if you can hear both sides but only see one side, like in GONE GIRL...
Text as a picture. This is an excerpt of the screenplay for Gone Girl, where Nick calls his mother-in-law Marybeth. We can hear some of Marybeth's side of the call but stay focused on Nick.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Sometimes the scene is more effective if you can only hear and see one side of the call, like in THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ALICE CREED...
Text as a picture. This is an excerpt of the screenplay The Disappearance of Alice Creed, where Alice makes a phone call
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Brooklyn 99 redeemed
He’s still Frame from the TV show Brooklyn Nine-Nine, saying “Steve was the best“ and ”Freakin’ Steve“
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Like ultramarathon runner Dean Karnazes has a super metabolism? :)
One of the most biologically efficient humans in the world, ultramarathon runner Dean Karnazes, looks like beef jerky.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
A ginger idiot, fast asleep
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A five-panel comic, which contrasts an old person's idea to return to the good old days, with a young person's understanding that the good old days were the result of huge historical forces that are unrepeatable.  But in the comic it's funny.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
A post on the hellsite from Tony Rush: "Just so I'm clear on this: the price of computer memory has tripled because a bunch of memory that hasn't yet been manufactured has been pre-ordered so it can be used in GPUs that aren't yet installed in data centers that haven't been built yet in order to supply a demand that doesn't exist so the companies can earn profits that won't happen.

AI is so dumb."
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
New Zealand mentioned! @scalzi.com
A quote from John Scalzi’s book “Agent to the Stars” - 

“After all this is done, I get New Zealand,“ I said. “Now, are you going to shut up and let me tell you what I have in mind?”
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Here's another way to have a virgin birth.
An illustration that seems to be with a wholesome 1950s style, but with an alien facehugger attacking a little girl on Christmas morning.
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A still from the movie Bad Santa. Merry Christmas!
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A picture of a paused moment of the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, with Robert Downey Jr's character saying "It's Christmas, where's my present, slick?"
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
A still from the movie Die Hard, with a character saying "Merry Christmas."
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
A drawing of an anthropomorphized otter called Steve, and the caption "Instead of giving presents this year, Steve has decided to give everyone his opinion."
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Unsolicited Dick pic
Dick van Dyke
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Here's the first page from one of my WIPs, called Requiem For An Assassin. lt's a character tragedy cleverly disguised as an action thriller. #scriptsky #firstpagefriday
Text as an image - the first page of a screenplay
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
At the opening screening with a bunch of glamorous people
A poster for the NZ Asia Pacific Film Festival
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Before feeling grumpy it took me this long to get home, I need to remember it used to take six months by boat
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is why I’m on Bluesky
A Panda Express fortune-cookie fortune, saying “surround yourself with good people”
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
30 October
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
30 October
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
30 October These used to be beautiful hanging sculptures
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
29 October
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Aftermath 29 October. We’re on the north coast of Jamaica, east of Montego Bay #Melissa
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
After 13 hours we’ve been asked to congregate in the lobby. Rumor is, they’re checking for room damage and will release some of us to go back The main power went out a few hours ago, so we’re using generators. The A/C pulls too much power so it’s off #melissa
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The staff are keeping us far from windows. I’m sure it’s mostly for safety, but also so we won’t get scared. We can get only glimpses #melissa
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
4:30pm on 28 October Lobby next door is leaking, more people in hallways as side rooms are getting small leaks. People are calm. #melissa #hurricane
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Steve Barr @barrsteve.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
An enclosed atrium featuring fallen solar panels
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