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@barredbard.bsky.social
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Smarmy attorney. Captain of chivalry. Baron of decency. Tadpole of villainy. Yeoman, Starfleet. If knaves persist and insist, I shall resist till they desist. The helmet keeps my massive brain from oozing out . . .

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12h
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 5h
While this might seem like an excerpt from the Onion: be assured, it's not. Nidal Hassan - who killed 13 people in the 2009 Fort Hood shooting - has been sentenced to death by FIRING SQUAD. Tell me truly Ursula, are we great again, yet? thehill.com/policy/defen...
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Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s execution set for December
The execution of Nidal Malik Hasan, who was convicted of killing 13 people in the 2009 Fort Hood mass shooting, is set for December, according to the U.S. Army. The Tuesday memo, obtained by The Hi…
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 7h
Our backwater Moses and Squeaker of the House who is fast running out of space on Trump's ample derriere to plant his next kiss . . .
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 7h
I just saw her in the Mandalorian and Grogu. Looking good . . .
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 7h
It must! Most of us are in agony over this rift Trump has caused between the US and Canada. I live in a border state and have been to Canada 100s of times. We could not have asked for a more considerate neighbor. Most of us, the rational ones, are so ashamed. Please bear with us.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 7h
This is quite accurate. I have a client who insists on doing his own legal research. Trouble is, AI never acknowledges when it does no have an answer. It always gives an answer, even if it's wrong. It provides him with cases. Some of the cases do not stand for the proposition that AI says they do.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 7h
I've heard of monks practicing self-flagellation but this is something else, entirely. Apart from the fact that he's no monk, nothing explains this man's insistence on humiliating himself on the world stage.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 7h
Not so long ago . . . Susan Collins paved the way for Justice Kavanaugh to join SCOTUS on Oct. 6, 2018. But on Nov. 3, 2020, Maine shockingly re-elected her, despite knowing what was coming. On June 24, 2022, SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade. On Nov. 3, 2026, help Susan skip away . . .
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 8h
How can a $50,000 signing bonus justify these actions? ICE must be put on ice.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 8h
In lieu of a Nobel Peace Prize - which is surely in the mail on its way to Mar-a-Lago - the European Parliament has unveiled a tribute to Trump called the "Orange Plague." youtube.com/shorts/XwCXa...
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Golden, naked Trump statue on display at European Parliament
YouTube video by NPR
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 8h
Rage and helplessness. The U.S. Constitution unfortunately does not provide a pathway for ordinary citizens to reverse the excesses of a tyrannical govt. Nor did it contemplate that all 3 branches of govt could be corrupted and co-opted at the same time. We're going to need to fix that, somehow.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 9h
But he does deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. He stopped the War of the Roses, Star Wars and the World of Warcraft, to name but a few.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 9h
Merrick Garland's folly has exposed everyone who testified against paprika-colored man in the White House to malicious prosecution by a corrupt DOJ. Including Cassidy Hutchinson whose brave testimony was pivotal. www.newsweek.com/ex-trump-whi...
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Ex-Trump White House aide confirms DOJ is investigating her
Cassidy Hutchinson said the DOJ is investigating her, according to a new court filing.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If he were a Russian, I'd be wondering if he fell out of a window, in pernicious compliance with gravity . . .
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As soon as I saw this tres, tres, unenthusiastic, phantom 'kiss,' I knew that Republican Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri - he of the January 6 insurrection fame - had to be gay.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bravo. Democrats are being massively outspent everywhere.
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Shia Labeouf Clapping
ALT: Shia Labeouf Clapping
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a man with African roots, I can unequivocally say that Musk is my least favorite "African."
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I intend to be remarkably difficult to kill. Label me a "militant black."
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
War of the Roses, Star Wars, World of Warcraft, War Horse, the War of the Worlds, Gears of War, to mention but a few of the wars that our Pumpkin Palpatine has solved. More grease to his elbows.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He claims he has no regrets, but he has been campaigning hard for Paxton because Paxton is such a singularly weak candidate.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most unusually, my toilet downstairs has both a first name and a surname: Merrick Garland. Hopefully the next Democratic AG understands the assignment. Probable cause for prosecuting these trust-fund kids abound; a cloud of arrows.
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🦋🇨🇦Sarrah🇨🇦🦋 @savingdemocracy101.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truth
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes. Possession is 9/10ths of the law.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am sure there are reasons I am not aware of, but I have never understood why fraternities exist. I was working two jobs in college. I had no time for shenanigans . . .
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what comes of having an errant worm controlling the US Department of Health and Human Services.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But, but, he pledged not take a salary! 😉
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TEXAS — @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Why do we have a trillionaire when veterans are sleeping on the streets? The reason poverty exists is not because we can’t feed the poor, it’s because we can’t satisfy the rich.” (From @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social )
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As Ken Paxton pontificated about Christian values in front of a crowd of people, an intrepid heckler yelled out at just the right time, and in a clear voice: "You cheated on your wife!" youtube.com/shorts/b2enM...
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BUY THT PAXTON HECKLER A BEER
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not to mention that Jeff Bezos decimated the Washington Post; a newspaper with a storied history in American life. It's hard to know where to turn to, with Google, Apple, Amazon, Meta, etc. all bowing to the Pumpkin Palpatine.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every morning, I unfailingly make a beeline for my toilet. It's named Merrick Garland. I know it's kind of unusual for an inanimate object to have two names. But no rules apply.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Colorado Governor Jared Polis succumbed to pressure from Trump, and commuted Tina Peters' sentence, despite the fact that she unrepentantly committed voter fraud. She is now meeting with Trump, presumably to advise him on her ideas on meddling. Democrats. Smh. nz.news.yahoo.com/trump-hosts-...
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Trump hosts election denier Tina Peters for strategy summit at White House as midterms look grim: insider
The former Colorado elections clerk became a cause célèbre among Trump and his MAGA supporters after she was imprisoned
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, his genius is very apparent to us, here in Michigan where soaring prices are evident everywhere . . .
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, if they love the US so much, they should come here. They are white: Exactly the type of immigrants our Mad King is seeking. Our streets are welcoming; they are bloody with freedom. No free healthcare here, other than the "heaven is waiting on the other side" health insurance. Hurry over.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastart, the author of the Hastart Rule, which states that the Speaker of the House will not bring a bill to the floor for a vote unless it has the support of a majority of the majority party. The House was a far more cooperative body before the slimy Newt Gingrich and pedophile Hastert.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Angela Paxton, who divorced her husband Ken Paxton very publicly on "biblical grounds," has put out an ad urging Texans to just generally vote Republican . . . Without ever mentioning her ex. And a frosty breeze blew across the Ken Paxton campaign . . . www.usatoday.com/story/news/s...
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Angela Paxton urges Republican vote in new ad, skips naming Ken Paxton
Angela Paxton appeared in the ad released Oct. 3, addressing what she called the “elephant in the room."
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One reason is because we are quite a wicked country, where but for a few exceptions, employment is at will. The employer can fire the worker for any reason at all, except for those specified by Congress. Most European nations have more generous employment arrangements.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The bark of a cowering dog, taken to task by its much smaller neighbor.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The last time that there was a US Senator who was a Democrat in Kansas was in 1939, the same year that George McGill left office. Which - incidentally - is the year that the Wizard of Oz came out. The ratings have gone from "likely Republican" to "leans Republican." One can only hope . . .
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is remarkable information.
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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No. Paid for by the Michigan Republican senatorial candidate Mike Rogers. Leastways, that's what it says.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used the Tunein App to listen to the news. The ads describing "El-Sayed" as a "socialist" are nonstop in Michigan. They play it back to back, again and again. I haven't heard any ads from your campaign. I hope yours is out as well.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why doesn't he just build a giant colosseum and have all 50 governors fight in it as gladiators. With Trump giving a thumbs up or down for who dies, and who doesn't.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And how was Cannon found by Trump? You insist on making inane arguments. I keep supplying you with facts. This is why it is a fool's errand, for a lawyer to engage in an argument with a layperson. I am done. I will not reply to any further posts from you. washingtonmonthly.com/2024/05/17/j....
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Jack Smith’s Original Sin
It would have been harder, but instead of trying the Mar-a-Lago documents case in Florida, the special counsel could have sought to bring it to court in D.C. Had he, we might be close to a verdict.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And who do you think recommends federal judges to the President? You think he sniffs them out? It is Senators who recommend federal judges to the President. Florida's senators - both of them - are Republicans. The fact that Florida is a red state has EVERYTHING to do with its federal judges.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Completely disagree. Florida is a red state, and its appointed federal judges are conservative as a result. Also incorrect that the crime principally occurred in Florida. It was in D.C. that he wheeled crates of classified docs to a plane and flew them to Florida for no official purpose.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Judge Cannon's farcical rulings is the reason why it was a grievous tactical error to file suit in Florida.
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White supremacy. I could hate you. I really could. But I'm so busy . . .
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barredbard.bsky.social @barredbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The principal blame is on Merrick Garland for not appointing Jack Smith immediately, despite how glaringly obvious Trump's crimes where. But bringing the (documents) case to Florida was an unbelievably tactical error. Judge Cannon dismissed the case and it was not based on the clock running out.
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