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Barphbie™

@barphbie.bsky.social
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Real name is Laura. aka A reminder that someone, somewhere, felt obligated to acknowledge her existence despite her having absolutely nothing to contribute to the world. Just don't 🖕

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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hey Vances, how goes it?" "Sofa, so good"
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ditto, bitch
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beeeotch
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, and I still use mine 😬
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just checking in 😅
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes!
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No doubt
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hoping
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I thought the same thing. 💯
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So damn wrong on so many levels 😡
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same. He's an annoying MAGA piece of poo.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If we don't shut down the rogue A I, we are FUCKED!
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heating oil is $6.20 per gallon.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YouTube is seriously full of crap
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To those drivers of the loud ass mud trucks and the riders of 747-sounding Harleys at all hours. . . . So sorry for your loss. . . of what is missing between your legs, bitch! 🖕🤬🖕 -Barphologies 9:17:26
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This country is so reviled due to that orange blob that even the Atlantic hurricanes will be doing u-turns back out to sea. . . . Ya know? -Barphologies 9:16:26
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here is my daily "Trump is nothing but a piece of crap, fucking loser" rant. 🖕🤬🖕
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'd bet trump would taste like chicken, to a cannibal.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Any teachers out there that support Donald J Shithead, should have their licenses permanently suspended. They should not be anywhere near children.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuck arch manning
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck Robert Kraft. P.O.S. bitch. 😡🖕
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Uh. . . . What? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
Senators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If my pipes freeze because I ran out of oil, I'm sending those assholes the repair bill!
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
George Conway: "Trump is everything we teach our children not to be. He's the lowest of the low." Rock bottom has a new basement. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This fool
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How about that
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meme of the year. 🤣😂👇
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
18 AMERICAN SERVICE MEMBERS ARE DEAD. Thousands more remain in harm’s way. And this weekend, Donald Trump is at his golf resort in Ireland, watching the Irish Open — while talking about keeping Iran’s oil and saying the war could continue until after the midterms.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meanwhile. . . .
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm actually weirder than you think.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Doug Wilson? I'm pretty sure that there's contraband on his phone.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good, fuck that weasel
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A I will be the end of humanity
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peter Frampton is the only celebrity that liked one of my comments to his post on Twitter. 👍
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey MAGAts....... This one's for you.
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Assholes
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey. . . Are we 'great' yet?
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Twenty-five years later, we still ache for the lives September 11, 2001, took from us.
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VanCity 604 @604-vancity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
☝️☝️☝️ Yes, Horrible event. #Sad #RIP #NYC @boxdonkey17.bsky.social @filosia.bsky.social @joansb.bsky.social @11gengar11.bsky.social @paulartreeves.bsky.social @jeannette116.bsky.social @warriorinblue.bsky.social @belleofthebeast.bsky.social @sarahgies.bsky.social @lyndah612.bsky.social
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Barphbie™ @barphbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mt. Washington, this week. 👍
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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