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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Landscaper to the pool guy, “how can I get my grass as green as your pool?”

Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The $14 million beautification of the reflecting pool has gone so badly that it’s now so green and algae-filled, RFK Jr. was spotted swimming in it with his jeans on.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

He does this because if someone lands in a role they could never reach on their own merits, they don’t owe the system. They owe him. That creates devotion to trump vs loyalty to institutions.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Never been a better time to be a fraudster or a pedo 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Trump's corruption is so egregious, it has literally glitched Jim Cramer's ability to use language.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Even inherited wealth, elite connections, and decades of self-promotion were never enough to make Trump as successful as the presidency itself finally did. The Oval Office gave him the legitimacy, influence, and power he was unable to build on his own.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

That’s how you lose in Uno..🤦🏻‍♂️

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Who do you immediately think of????

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When exactly did we slip into the Biff timeline? Was it during Covid?

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Nothing funnier than this not being a false flag to institute emergency executive powers but instead being a false flag to institute a new ballroom…he’s a twisted Disney princess.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Yeah I’m not reading all that….

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Younger people might be surprised to hear this but the way culture used to be, if there was a guy who did meth and hit himself in the face with a hammer, he actually wouldn’t get interviewed on 60 Minutes.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

You gotta watch this medical drama called “The Pitt”…

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Dad..what were gas prices like under Biden?

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I know we are at war and all, but hey at least the Sec of State feels relaxed enough to get completely hammered at a sporting event…

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

A theocracy that blocks its own people's access to the internet is currently running circles around the United States in the information space of an active conflict…we are losing every aspect of this war 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

The memecoin funds the family The family funds the platform The platform funds the stablecoin The stablecoin funds the deals The deals require the pardons The pardons free the partners The President signs the executive orders The executive orders inflate the assets The assets fund the family

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Making it harder to vote while simultaneously making it easier to be drafted are not the hallmarks of a functioning democracy.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Kristi Noem is stepping away from politics to spend time motorboating her husband.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Stop panicking about the markets. We’re simply moving through the phases of the plan: short-term pain → medium-term agony → long-term catastrophe.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I’m starting to suspect the head of the Iranian military probably wasn’t a part-time Saturday afternoon news host fifteen months ago…

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I gotta hand it to diaper don. Crashing the stock market, destroying his own political party and launching nuclear war is a bold alternative to just disclosing whatever in the fuck he did in those Epstein files.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

So the Mango Mussolini hates **checks notes** Estonia? How very Russian spy of him…

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Like how are we just supposed to go to work and pretend this is normal?

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Amazing that these working women found time during work to explain why women shouldn’t work. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

What’s for dinner (very soon…) Tacos.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

We need help to open the Strait that is already open to help protect it from the enemy we actually already defeated 100%… 😑

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

They are sending the 31st MEU to the Hormuz strait…along with 2000 marines. Yeah cause now we do military actions when markets are closed so they don’t lose money while Americans lose lives.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Tech CEOs logging into Slack this morning like: “Quick question… if a country declares your data centers military targets… do we loop in IT or Legal on that? Also does anyone know the current K&R policy?” 🫤

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I’m shocked the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize is acting like this…

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Iran has single-handedly compressed a decade of American imperial decline into a single week. The world now has empirical evidence that American military omnipotence is more narrative rather than a reality. That cannot ever be un-demonstrated.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Iran launching drones at the West Coast. Iran → California is ~7,000 nautical miles. To even get close enough to launch drones, a ship would have to pass through satellite tracking, naval patrol zones,Coast Guard monitoring, and the busiest shipping lanes in the Pacific. setting up a false flag?

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

It’s like playing a game of Photo Hunt but for awfulness, pettiness and bad manners, where the picture keeps getting worse the longer you stare at it.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Republicans when a veteran exercises their first amendment rights:

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Is it just me, or does it feel like fascism is being forced on us by the intellectual equivalents of the German cast of Hogans Heroes?

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Everyone needs to understand right now that the Epstein class wants nothing more than an attack on US soil that kills innocent US civilians to justify their current war and create public support for their mass slaughter…act accordingly.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Probably not a good time to remind y'all that the terror prevention chief is a 22-year-old former gardener and grocery store clerk…backed up by these clowns. I’m sure it’s fine. War with Iran…let’s go 😑🍻

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Did the admin just jump the shark with their white ppl 💩, cause Nazi Nick Fuentes just swapped the red hat for a blue one and told his followers to vote Dem? Which is about as clear a sign as you’ll ever get that this admin managed to push its own fringe cheerleaders past their breaking point.

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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Lauren Boebert entered politics a married mother of four and now is a 39 year old divorced grandmother with a son in jail. GOP values. 👌🏼

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