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Baron Celric

@baroncelric.bsky.social
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Dungeons and Dragons lover, SCA Baron and Peer, Rapier practitioner, buffalo Sabres hockey fan

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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Seems relevant somehow
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’ve been looking for a distraction, and my kickstarter from November ’23 FINALLY arrived. Fortunately, it does not appear to have 100,000 tiny parts that can be relocated around the entire house by little fingers. 🙄
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I’m saving this for next year! Go bills
William B Davis (the actor who played the smoking man on the X-Files) posted on January 22 at about 2 PM
“ I am today, officially removing my curse on the Buffalo Bills. The Super Bowl. Go bills go.… Cigarette smoking, man.”
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I wish we still had men of his caliber today, because we need one to shake the conscience of this nation like a rag doll and then proffer a hug infused with wisdom.
One who breaks an unjust law must do so openly, lovingly, and with a willingness to accept the penalty. I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscious of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.

Rev Martin Luther King Jr. from why we can’t wait
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
In BG3, there’s a long, unrolled scroll in the House of Loss with a completely pretentious title, “the Transgressions of the Moon Goddess” or something like that. When you read it…?!? I CANNOT with this game 😂😂😂
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
On one hand, thank you, national weather service! Your dedication to keeping people safe is incredibly useful & underappreciated! But like… Saying something is “severe with a significant threat to life or property” and then saying we might get 1 whole inch of snow seems a little… calamitous. Right?
Severe weather alert
The highlighted portions read “severity: severe. Significant threat to life or property“ and description: moderate to heavy snow. Additional snow accumulation up to 1 inch is possible.“
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’ve seen this meme like 10 times this year already and it’s only the sixth. Look people. Half of Maryland is adjacent to saltwater, so brining the roads is very doable. Also? Why would we want to cut into our Strategic Old Bay Reserve?!? The roads aren’t covered in crabs this time of year!
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yeah. I know a few of these are legitimate, but sheesh. There’s gotta be some kind of verification that can catch these, right? @support.bsky.team
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Might as well get 2025 started
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
So… this was last year. At least they’re due for a big win soon?
Nine goals?
It’s a winter miracle! 

Then again, the Sabres have always been really good when they are just about to lose their fans for the rest of the season.
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
When I was seven or eight, I had chickenpox. We used to use the words measles and chickenpox interchangeably because we were kids without context. This is the problem with the anti-VAX movement today: no context. 450 dead and 1k cases of encephalitis per year - but out of sight, out of mind, right?
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Crypto is great as a means to launder money, participate in human trafficking, and/or fund terrorism. Money that’s harder to trace = “this will be used for crime It’s nice that Trump is just as serious about vetting his business partners as he is about vetting his incoming admin candidates. 🤷‍♂️
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I will always maintain that this game is incredibly important, but should only be played twice in your entire life: once when your parents teach you how terrible monopolies are, and once when you teach your children the same lesson.
“Incredible! We just taught it the rules, it figured out on its own that monopoly is the worst”
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Skyrim never stops giving. That’s why it’s still the best.
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Billionaire Island (2020) (Apropos of nothing, nothing at all)
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yesterday, a health insurance CEO was removed from society. It was also reported that another insurance company decided to limit the amount of anesthesia that they would compensate based on what they believe a patient would need. Today? Would you look at that! Somebody can read the room …
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is 100% exactly the bullshit I’m talking about. Tommy Tuberville is either lying that Trump vetted his people, or worse, he’s going to rubberstamp Trump‘s picks based on the information from that vetting process – a process that is turned up fraud, sexual assault, and substance abuse.
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I just downloaded this book for Audible for free. I’m not sure if that’s because someone else in my Audible group already picked it up, but if that isn’t the case, and you’re interested in DMing at all, this is a pretty good read. 
The Monsters Know What They’re Doing: Combat Tactics for Dungeon Masters.
This is an audiobook by Keith Ammann and narrated by Kevin Collins.
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
And almost word for word interaction that happened tonight, except I have a nearly 8-year-old
Me: I’ve been tired for five years
My kid: that’s how old I am 
Me: oh, weird
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
‘Nice’ is baseline. Forget doing something to specifically attract people; having a hobby enriches YOUR life. But looking at this chart? Ask me about the Society of Creative Anachronism! You’ll hit at least 10 of these, easily.
Top 15 most attractive hobbies to women
Reading 
Foreign languages 
Playing instrument 
Cooking 
Wood 
Painting 
Writing 
Garden 
Swimming 
Photography 
Astronomy 
Hiking 
Archery 
Blacksmithing 
Traveling 

The percentage of the lowest is 87%, raising to 98% at the top.
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
They say, when you have a two-year-old that you don’t know what day it is, sometimes, but the calendar should not reinforce that, right? 
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Baron Celric @baroncelric.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
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