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Baronator and Scout

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Old hooper 🏀, son dad x2, dog dad x2, Chemical Engineer, Limnologist, Water expert. Midlife Stockman keeps my brain happy youtube.com/@midlifestockman?si=RkM…

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leftynavyseal.bsky.social @leftynavyseal.bsky.social · 7h
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 11h
Losing the Evangelicals... Oh please. Oh please.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 14h
static.klipy.com
Chopped In Half Jan Dabrowski
ALT: Chopped In Half Jan Dabrowski
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 14h
🤣
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 14h
This won't get rid of that Supertramp tramp stamp on your ass...
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 17h
Zero.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 20h
Hasan is confined to a wheelchair as well. Optics anyone?
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 20h
Let's check the pending optics: Live execution Prisoner is confined to a wheelchair so they're going to just roll him up to a wall? Trump Trifecta He gets to shoot someone He gets to shoot a 'bad guy'. He gets to shoot a disabled person.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should set both as goals.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People that pretend shop
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2 out of 25 on 3rd down in last two weeks. This isn't working.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hope their new OC can get his condo deposit back.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My GSD says he'd be happy next time the rooster gets too cocky to get his mind set right.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🙋‍♂️
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, but then I stabbed him and said, "oh look. You have a boo boo too, boo.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Pete, did you practice that in front of your Pentagon Dressing room/make-up hut wearing that ill fitting off the rack cheap ass suit?
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forehead Maxxing Pedo has thoughts -
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody's tobacco crop is still sitting in the field...
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's running in the 'Gray Meat' category. Knowing Cornyn, that's probably Heinz 57 sauce as well.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You'd need an IMAX to thermal a moose
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So the other 799 women he also sued for same thing seems to not be the outlier here...
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
None of the vans contained any trace of explosives, either. Kinda hard to blow up shit without. Just spitballin
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sticky willy is a great medicinal herb
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rodgers auditioning for Dancing with the Ball
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chuck, included
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Speaking of being a 5' tall loudmouth, Danno
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So their contractors to the school district, and they obviously gave the SD a fixed price that had no tie to their biggest cost, fuel, which was variable in reality, but not so for contract calculations. Seems like a lawyer problem, assuming you used 1, but what are chances you didnt...
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't see the snow on the steps? 🤣
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once you get to Angina level, Triple Bypass is pretty attainable with some effort
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/09/2026
Josh Johnson asks John Alite how his hitman past makes him uniquely qualified for city council
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And that background official was JD Vance, correct? He gave an anonymous background briefing telling them a deal was close with Iran .. and it was 100% bullshit.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ThEy ShOuLd Be On NoTiCe
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish I could be this relaxed
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WSJ is the acronym for orange ball gargling
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone should ask Matt whether he gave Bobert the STD, or if it was the other way around
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lil Marco has never looked smaller.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cc: @dieworkwear.bsky.social
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now pull into this that Trump has almost 1000 LLCs.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning Pee Yellow
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My wife and I went to a wedding there. Beautiful place.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait, so Opal eats cat?
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Preening
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TRUMP-VOTING FARMER: “We’re fighting for survival… I’m very mad…”
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why does he have 2 1st names
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You don't have Fox News. 100% propaganda 100% of the time
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We wouldn't want to price out the daily microdose of benzene, lead, arsenic, and mercury.
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some reporter please ask: If this building is in such a horrible state of disrepair and could injure people from "falling chunks", why do you want to put your name on it before it's fixed?
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Baronator and Scout @baronator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sounds like a lot of "they made me fuck that cat. I didn't really want to. The fact that I orgasmed isn't a factor"
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