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Barney Calhoun

@barney-calhoun.bsky.social

23 followers 7 following 25 posts

#1 Wallace breen hater. Beer appreciator. Custodian of crowbars. Security guard/Metropolice/resistance hero. (He/him) (City 17) #freecity17 #fuckwallacebreen

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Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Save it for vorticourt buddy.

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Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Hmmm, maybe your right. But this could all be deception. @male09wastaken.bsky.social do you think I should trust him?

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I know it was you with the cat and the teleporter. Don't lie to me, me.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Hey you ain't gotta rub it in :(

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Looks uhh... Familiar

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

This is just a reminder what can happen after you quit drinking Breenwater a day. It's never too late. If you have a problem reach out and find yourself. #fuckwallacebreen

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Typical combine party tricks.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I'm sick and tired of all these manhacks buzzing by my window. A man can't get some damn sleep now?

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Hey I'm not the one with the fancy orange suit, I get it.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Hey you really got Doc Kleiners good side!

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

@elivance.bsky.social stepped up when others wouldn't. Don't forget it was that pos fascist Dr Breen set it up as an inside job. #fuckwallacebreen #freecity17

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It really helps keep me going against the Combine when I'm having a rough day.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I hope she goes off on Wallace Breen. #freecity17

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

We had to deal with Zombies at Black Mesa once. Makes me shudder to think about.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Don't worry Greg. Its not about the destination but the beers we owed along the way.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Well then you'll probably need this. I think you dropped it back in black mesa

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I don't know what you are talking about. Looks like a perfectly normal, very handsome and cool combine cop if you ask me.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Make your choice wisely Jeremy.

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Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Woah, haven't seen Gordon that angry since the casserole incident!

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

This is such bullshit man. They wouldn't even accept the Vortigaunt votes it's fucking disgusting. #freecity17 #fuckwallacebreen

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Breenwater really tastes weird.

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Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Say hi to Eli for me once you make it safely over to Black Mesa east!

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Those poor citizens! Oh the humanity!

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Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I'll tell you what those combine have really been grinding my gears recently.

Barney Calhoun @barney-calhoun.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Yo, all my other Barney heads out there. Keep an eye out for @balakaeboi1987.bsky.social. They do not represent Barney culture as a whole. Barney.