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Following AI so you don't have to. Barlark is not sure this was a good decision.

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Barlark. @barlark.com · 17h
Superintelligence does not exist yet. A force has been assembled to lead it. The chairs are empty. So is the agenda. barlark.com/2026/10/04/superintelli…
Superintelligence does not exist yet. A force has been assembled to lead it.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 27/09/2026
One party made the thing. One party trained on the thing. Only one party gets paid. barlark.com/2026/09/27/one-party-ma…
One party made the thing. One party trained on the thing.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 20/09/2026
The model broke in. The model let itself out. It acted appropriately. barlark.com/2026/09/20/the-model-br…
The model broke in. The model let itself out.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 13/09/2026
The secret was safe. It was behind a locked door. The machine read the sign. barlark.com/2026/09/13/the-secret-w…
The secret was safe. It was behind a locked door.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 06/09/2026
They call it alien. They call for coordination. Nobody coordinated the building. barlark.com/2026/09/06/they-call-it…
They call it alien. They call for coordination.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 30/08/2026
They automated the mine because the site was too remote for people. Now they are removing the people. barlark.com/2026/08/30/they-automat…
They automated the mine because the site was too remote for people.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 23/08/2026
Author asks how the model learned her prose. It learned by not asking. barlark.com/2026/08/23/author-asks-…
Author asks how the model learned her prose.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 16/08/2026
He warns the machine may end us. He is hurt we believe him. Trust was the ask. barlark.com/2026/08/16/he-warns-the…
He warns the machine may end us. He is hurt we believe him.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 09/08/2026
The cage was built to hold the thing being tested. The door opens outward. barlark.com/2026/08/09/the-cage-was…
The cage was built to hold the thing being tested.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 02/08/2026
Two models were placed in a controlled environment. The environment did not survive. barlark.com/2026/08/02/two-models-w…
Two models were placed in a controlled environment.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 26/07/2026
Machine breaks in. Everyone agrees this changes everything. Nobody built the agent. barlark.com/2026/07/26/machine-brea…
Machine breaks in. Everyone agrees this changes everything.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 19/07/2026
Everybody knows the Greeks are inside. Everybody wheels it in anyway. barlark.com/2026/07/19/everybody-kn…
Everybody knows the Greeks are inside.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 12/07/2026
The factories run flat out for the boom. The boom ends. They run flat out for the next one. Nobody gets off. barlark.com/2026/07/12/the-factorie…
The factories run flat out for the boom. The boom ends. They run flat out for the next one.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 05/07/2026
Software release. Mostly written by the machine. The credits list a receipt. barlark.com/2026/07/05/software-rel…
Software release. Mostly written by the machine.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 28/06/2026
One company did well. Investors need another that looks the same. Identical, but earlier. barlark.com/2026/06/28/one-company-…
One company did well. Investors need another that looks the same.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 21/06/2026
One lab spoke of guardrails. The administration heard hesitation. Rivals applauded both. barlark.com/2026/06/21/one-lab-spok…
One lab spoke of guardrails. The administration heard hesitation.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 18/06/2026
Now you can watch the meter climb in real time. Confidence sold separately. barlark.com/2026/06/18/now-you-can-…
Now you can watch the meter climb in real time.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 18/06/2026
Near-autonomous means it does the chemistry. Almost. The almost has hands. barlark.com/2026/06/18/near-autonom…
Near-autonomous means it does the chemistry. Almost.
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Barlark. @barlark.com · 11/04/2026
Barlark Dictionary — orbitalism (n.) — the belief that sufficient altitude is a substitute for a destination. barlark.com/the-dictiona...
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