iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

The color palette his makeup artiste uses:

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'll get crucified for this and that's fine. I'm a former federal LEO, lifelong lib and i support capital punishment in SOME circumstances - a very very VERY limited set of parameters and even this doesn't meet them. To execute him publicly? That's ghoulish and 3rd world.

030

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

No running commentary on the whole files fuck up to distract we all know it. Just read the passages and put a spotlight on that shit. I'm sure if this got to celebs like mark hamill, bette midler, jamie lee curtis they'd do the reads from home. Bet this would get a better audience.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Counter programming: they're gonna shoot that guy, on live tv streaming and probably make it fucking PPV. Run the Epstein read the exact same time, live on YT. Take the public docs, get a bunch of notable names (or the victims if they're willing) and live read passages.

100

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I moved to Italy and quit my federal LEO job to get away from this fucker. If Meloni said this, there'd be a line a mile long to help her pack THAT DAY.

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What's worse is that with looks like that and a moral compass he could score with anybody crossing his path. Instead he decided to a conscience free rapist/body shamer. Fuck this guy, throw him under the jail and don't give him the "don't drop the soap" primer.

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wouldn't trust this motherfucker if he told me the sky was blue, first of all. Second if it WERE true, he's backroom dealing with another war criminal because the rest of the world won't have him. Hopefully more nails for his November coffin...

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When I hear "Spencer Pratt", I think of the nerdy second banana in every movie EVER who never gets the girl, and his sub plot is he has a secret fetish for mayonnaise and rakes. That bit always gets deleted out in post though...

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"If 168 plastic surgery routines were good enough for Joan Rivers, damn it - it's good enough for me"

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Five bucks says: -They won't call it off -They'll ID qualify the livestream "instead" of calling it off. -Charge for it like PPV with the income *of course* going to families of the victims. Pickled Pete is all in on this. This gets him off and he won't back down until the shells hit the ground.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ex federal LEO and MCE commander: -This is morose and depraved -They're gonna do it anyway -This is gonna be porn for every ammosexual who hasn't fired yet. -Agreed. Once you see it, there's no unringing that bell. You'll never un-see it ever. -This country is in trouble thinking this is Must See TV

0101

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I hate the damn things. Anymore, those things are about as toxic in Italy as breaking spaghetti or asking for pineapple on your pizza and I'm here for ALL the chaos they bring onto themselves.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What disqualified his acting first? The lack of eyebrows or that he's about an nuanced as a manila envelope?

120

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm an American in Italy and seen US tourists wear those glasses and locals will get UP in their faces about them, tell them off and then make sure the guy two doors down knows you're wearing them so HE can take his turn.

110

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dear Orange Julius: I was your fucking enemy LONG before you came up with another one of your bullshit "official name changes" Now pardon me while I go swim in the Gulf of Mexico. Piss off, can't wait for your impeachment hearings. ---America

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Your gentle reminder that Bezos is a simpering cuck who'll do whatever Trump tells him to if he can make a buck in the process.

020

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

oh, well. it's not a worry. we have RFK watching our back. we'll be fine (yes, that's sarcasm)

091

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it was made PERFECTLY clear to me any inperson protesting? I can kiss my pension goodbye. They told me that explicitly.

110

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I live in Vicenza about 40 min from Venice and keep a place in Rome for weekends. Gonna be tough AF to get me to go back to the States, at least for the next few years (if at all). I was federal LEO for 14 years, I served my bit. I'll fight from a distance

110

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The White House was *already* one of the most well guarded fortresses before he moved back in. Donald Trump is incapable of linear thought. He doesn't want them to stay, he wants them because he was told that's the only way his "beautifcation" would pass muster...

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I guess I'm considered a senior. Before I left the US (quitting a federal LEO job when it got back in). I was paying 800 a month just for a chronic condition med. I said fuck it, got dual citizenship in Italy and moved here. Total monthly cost now? The equiv of $15US. No regrets.

150

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He's upped the ante. Now he's onto puppies and small children who can't outrun him.

011

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every article I read like this makes me grateful I moved to Italy. Food is the law here, UNESCO recognized and anyone not respecting it or cutting corners like the US does now? Jail. Straight up. There's a company owner in jail now for forging the dates stamped on his cheese.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"probably"? A first year ConLaw student could build the indictment rock solid before their latte got cold.

020

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sadly because he still has a pulse, and enablers who are busy lining their own pockets while he does.

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If we didn't need to seize control in the midterms before - we sure as shit do now. No way in Hell can Tangerine Bone-Spurs get a fourth one on the court.

020

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I had to let go of a dog after 23 years. It was time to do the right thing and (weird as it sounds) for me? It gave me some comfort in thinking he didn't pass on, he got promoted. His "job" with me was complete and he got to cross the bridge and meet up with all of his buddies who got their first.

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

pickled pete is way way way too obsessed with masculinity and weirdly enough - other guy's testosterone. I have a feeling one of his wives or side pieces cucked him and he liked it. Now he's chasing that vibe everywhere.

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Temu Elmo never served (and couldn't if he wanted to) Gingrich never served Pickled Pete *kinda* served, which is where he likely became obsessed with everbody else's testosterone. Tangerine Bone-Spurs made sure he never served. And they all wanna play Battleship. Nope. No issues there...

032

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Elon Musk: smart on the bus, dumb in school - full stop. Someone told him "gee, with all that money you must be really smart" and he bought it. Now we're all paying for Temu Elmo's ego.

071

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

so are dementia patients with balance issues

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trust me fat ass, as a gay man I'll tell you: I'd rather take a beating buck naked in front of my grandmother in the middle of town square during rush hour Friday than EVER check you out.

030

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why? Any rational human can listen to him for 60 fucking seconds and realize all that's left of his brain in a mildewed kitchen sponge with about 2mm of functional clean space and he's been firing on that. Read a transcript of it? Hard pass. Anyone who thinks he's rational is nuts or on his payroll

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You think they're not doing that now? All those tacky gold signs "The Oval Office", "The West Wing"? That's not decor, that's Alzheimer Care Unit 101: Those are for that fat fuck to find his way A to B without wandering too much in front of a running camera.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Knowing what people know now - if he ran today with those poll numbers? He'd be tarred, feathered and hung up in the piazza by that dead cat they have velcro'd to his head while the assembled spectators sang a rousing version of "What a Wonderful World"

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Never been a job like we've done" is the first honest to God truthful thing he's ever said. NO ONE - EVER - whose occupied the WH has fucked up the country quicker than he has. If you put his brain in a bird it'd fly backwards. Him, all his sycophants and that stepford wife on the left should rot.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

On an aside, anyone who willingly wears glasses that fucking stupid looking should a/be assumed they're the pervert our mothers warned us about and b/be subjected to as much scorn and ridicule as we can muster.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jerry survived his first bath, and did so after blowing me major stink eye when the water came on.... #BMD #Berner #BlueSkyDogs #BerneseMountainDog

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wish I could get excited, but considering the UTTERLY inexplicable rulings they've thrown his way in the past, what's to stop them from doing this with your case? Roberts, the whole lot save for the three liberal justices, I think the phrase "rule of law" has become a joke for them.

141

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Considering the bang up job Temu Elmo did with DOGE, this is gonna step on the 3rd rail in 3................2.......................1

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

so he's essentially a prostitute. For the right price he's all yours.....

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i've personally met too many guys just like him. those that bitch about it the most and turn any name under LGBT into a prejorative are usually the ones who have a secret hookup account and i wouldn't put it past him in the least.

010

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i dont think he's gay, i think he'll fuck anyone that will have him and he's got a special thing for anyone trans. those that bitch about it the most - especially all his remarks, and uber-hatred for anything/anyone in the DEI framework? he's hiding something.

110

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Other things he believes: -Solar power doesn't work at night. -Forest fires can be prevented by raking leaves. -This wife du jour is the best First Lady ever. -He's the best POTUS ever - better than Lincoln (his words) -The US was a cesspool until he came along to fix it -We all love him.

020

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'll bet anything - anything - that Pete's in the closet. All this two dimensional, super machismo bullshit is the hallmark of a guy who had a reach-to-the-right fireside with his bros and really liked that cookie when it came his way. He's been pining for that recipe ever since...

2110

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Didn't this asshole's last speech cite a Bible passage that doesn't exist but they lifted it from Pulp Fiction?

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

thank God mine doesn't need renewing for 9 years. as for my italian passport? someone brought it to the house and congratulated me on passing my citizenship test.

000

Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dan Quayle made it in and he was dumb as a box of hair, thought Murphy Brown was real and couldn't spell "potato". It's basically the same thing, except this one is a rabid dog who's dumb as a box of hair.

010