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Neil Forcum

@bareandbearded.bsky.social
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37 👴🏻 Scottish in Chicago 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸

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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 6h
Oh my god, little gays in my phone, get out of here, I’m showering, it’s not even 7am yet!
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 19h
It’s Tuesday…and I’m gonna Tum so hard.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mini Monochrome Monday! Lick the cum off my spent dick and then let’s make out, I wanna taste myself on your tongue.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stoned Small Dick Sunday! Sometimes a hot Dad tells you he’s gonna put you in a chair and make you stroke your little dick while you watch him fuck someone…and that’s how I discovered my voyeur kink has possibly morphed into a cuck kink. Face is kinda dead here tho because I’m stoned outta my gourd
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This Thursday is thick, and I’m holdin my little dick.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really just need fucked hard until I’m a screaming mess. The type of rough fuck where you have to cover my mouth because I’m so loud. Please and thanks.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday! Your forehead would look so good on my belly while you suck my little cock and play with my tiddies.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monochrome Monday again. I have woken up so fucking horny after a weekend of getting stoned and edging , and I need to stroke this little dick before I start my day.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Small Dick Sunday! There’s something so hot about stroking but being so stoned you can’t get fully hard.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
May have jumped the gun by starting the day out getting stoned, but it’s a weekend. I can just spend the day gardening…You know, weed whacking and edging.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Foreskin Friday! I don’t bring my personal life on here too much but this makes me giggle. I have been diagnosed with very low vitamin D, so on this Foreskin/Fat Cock Friday, I literally need you to give me your fat cock, I need the D, badly. My GoHumpMe will be linked in the comments. 😬🥺
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thick Thursday! I need coffee and a throat fucking until tears are running down my face please.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday already? Guess I’m getting wet again.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday and I cannot stop wanking.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well…It’s Monday again, and as of posting this 54 degrees outside. You know what that means! Come have coffee and we can just snuggle in bed so we stay warm. You don’t have to bring something pumpkin, I already have something you can pump IN. 😬
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Small Dick Sunday/Stoned Stroke Saturday crossover cause I haven’t slept yet and spent the night wanking off.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Foreskin Friday? I dunno…just gimme your fat cock.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wet-nesday.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tiddies Tummy Todger Tuesday!
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s Monochrome Monday and I’m about to labor on this little dick.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last night kind of turned today into Sleep All Day Sunday but regardless… Small Dick Sunday!
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stoned Stroke Saturday, which means it’s time for some weed whacking.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s Thursday…Stay thick and stroke dick…or something.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wet Wednesday again… …still no idea what to do with my hands.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Late Night Tummy Tuesday (Stoned Edition)
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Meh…Monday. Sitting in morning meetings so horny I’m practically vibrating. I need to fucking cum.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And right back to Small Dick Sunday, because I am fucking spent. 5 stoned, gooned out loads in the space of 3 hours or so last night may not have been the best idea but Jesus fuck it felt amazing to get lost in it.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
STONED STROKE SATURDAY!! Stoned. Boned. Ready to spend the rest of the night slowly weed whacking.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wet Wednesday! Coffee, head shaved, beard trimmed…already ready for a nap. (Also taking recommendations for electric head shavers)
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s just another Monochrome Monday (oh oooh). Waking up with a hard little dick that needs to be stroked. Coffee first though, so I can enjoy the ache in my balls before I cum later.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fridays are for fat cocks and since I don’t have one I’m gonna need you to give me yours 🥺🐽
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s Thick Thursday! That means you gotta slap your hard dick on my belly and then grind a little against it…you just gotta.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
HUMP DAY! I opened my fridge and discovered I’m out so I am ASS-king someone to bring me coffee please. 🥺😏
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tummy. Tiddies. Tuesday.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ugh, Monday AGAIN?! Rude. Sometimes I just like to look at my dick while I stroke it.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A Small Dick Sunday post? Revolutionary.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can…Can we just have a Flaccid Cock Friday? Just this once? I’m too tired. Enjoy your fat cocks though!
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wet Wednesday! Sidenote, a tripod in the bathroom is really useful for shaving the back of your head.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This Tuesday is sponsored by Tummies, Tiddies, and me having no idea what the fuck to do with my hands when they’re not on my or someone else’s dick.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Monochrome Monday! Hope everyone had a GREY-T Market Days. 😬
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Small Dick Sunday, and I’m super fucking stoned so I went ahead and BLUE a load…get it, cause of my light…blue…blew… Please clap.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thick Thursday! There’s something about shaving my head that just feels so fucking refreshing, even if it’s not down to skin.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
HUMP…evening? Wrap the strap around your hand and use it as leverage to fuck me harder.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tummy Tuesday…Someone bring me cock and coffee please (current emphasis on coffee).
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Small dick Sunday and Stoned Stroke Saturday are having a crossover event.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s Thursday and I’m absolutely thick of it!
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tummies, Tiddies, Todgers, oh my.
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One chrome to rule them all, one chrome to find them, one chrome to bring them all and in the grayness bind them. MONOCHROME MONDAY!
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Small Dick Sunday. Coffee’s gone…Could really use a fill up 😏
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Neil Forcum @bareandbearded.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m fat, I have a cock, it is Friday. I yearn for Fat Cocks …and coffee, Jesus fuck I need coffee.
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