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Pseftis

@bardicperv.bsky.social
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Dork of a bard Lewd themes, 18+ only no taboo art belongs to their artists! Character belongs to simplify6

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𝚁𝚘𝚋𝚘-F o o f @flufftits.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
『𝑴𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔. . . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆!』 ⠀⠀⠀ ⦇#OCRP⦈ ⠀⠀ ⦇Self-OC(?)⦈ ⠀⠀⠀⦇!!NSFW!!⦈ ⦇A heckin (robo) bird!⦈ 《#Foof》
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"Oh shoot, did I say that out loud?" He turns red, it was completely towards her.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oh she's cute-
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What a time to be here
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Aaaaagh
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
He's not normal at all
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It really has been some time and Pseftis wouldn't mind a longer greeting with Melona!
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"Uh, I'm just... having trouble finding opportunities to make some money. It hasn't been easy out here..!" He spoke up despite some nervousness. Even if he manages to look straight at those teeth. Had to glance at another direction.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"N-nothing, big guy. I mean, sir!" He panics.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Uhm..
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"Really brings out your eyes, dear madam." He playfully said with infatuation.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Glad she agrees! Holds a flower out to her.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Pretty no matter which age..
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'Ori'nette @skullmeirmage.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Must be to someone else...
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The sexual spirits climbing up on him while in bed.
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✦ 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐅𝐨𝐱 ✦ | off | @fluffyvixens.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
✦ 𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐤𝐨 ✦ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁-𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝘅. ➥ 3-4 ft. ➥ Thicccc ➥ Bi {Fem Lean} ➥ Probably already going through your social media profiles :3
[Art by]
Pin: honeyboyy,mossyartburger
Pfp: honeyboyy
Banner: kilinah,xu53r
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"Ah?! Not usually a thing others want to do. Especially the ladies..." His face is ready to turn red.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
"Oh c'mon. Do you have to call me fragile? Okay, I'm ready for the first task. I'll do it..." He looks embarrassed but has to get in those good graces.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I want an explanation for that...
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🍯Melona🍯 @sleepyhoneybear.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#LewdRP #MVRP #OpenDms Melona, an older sweetheart and owner of the Honeybear homestead. She oh so dearly hopes you'll pay her facilities a visit on your no doubt arduous adventures. Maybe you could even receive some special service?~♡ ❤️&🔃
Ref is Mama Mellow by anotherbearsimp
Neither the original character nor any of her art is mine.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Excuse?
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
So, how does one catch these pokemons?
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Amelia @lustfulleader.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
T e m p P i n #MVRP #NSFWRP #FurryRP
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🔞The Cursed Bride🔞 @pantingvows.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The Pews are set straight. The stained glass is polished The altar is organized. And yet the bride sits alone, unable to remember how long she's been waiting. For a partner that'll never arrive, in a cathedral that'll never host another. Or maybe not. The choice is yours, dear reader~♡
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Woah, where the hell did you come from? I swear, I didn't mean to lead a bounty hunter here-" He raised his hands in proclaimed innocence. Didn't expect a third party meeting this Queen Bee.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Sweat drops more furiously down his face. An instant heart reaction to her message before he types. "FUCK, PLEASE LET ME COME OVER!" Not even gonna apologize for the cap lock.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"H-hey, you don't know until I try... but yeah, I can do some work. Whatever you want." He puts his instrument away and clasps his hands before himself.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
He does. Gosh, just a chance to spend some time on her toes. He is just so pathetic and wants to see how far it goes.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Uh... can do chores, quests you have for me. Even heh... give some pleasure?"
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Guh- mmgh! C-careful, you might break something! I'm not... much of a fighter. I was just out looking for food!" The twists of her foot has him grunt loud. Surely it applies pressure to bruises he develops on the torso. "Can't you please spare me?"
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
There's no way he got this after a session ot LARPing. This has to be a mistake?
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
He definitely didn't and tries to keep her entertained best he can. "Let me know what more I can do, La Bete..~"
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"Like I'd hurt a unique beauty such as you! I just couldn't-"
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Losing even more chances to take in oxygen as she lifts him up. It gets knocked out of him further when she tosses him like nothing at a tree. He ought to be unconscious, but a foot to his midsection has him cry in pain. "Agh! Wait, can't breathe!" An expression of terror and pain
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"La Bete? Okay! La Bete..." He repeats it and some more to be better at pronouncing it. Trying to get back into playing his instrument with a song dedicated to her.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"Ack?! Hey, what the- urk!" He is cut off from his exclaims by any squeeze she delivers to his head and neck. All he can see glancing down is the fuzzy gray arms with that voice. "P-prey..? Ough-"
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
While he's minding his business it seems. He probably entered her territory or something-
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"Yes, uh... Wh-what can I refer you as?" He asks with instrument lowered down.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
"250 years old? I couldn't tell! Just wanted to refer to you in a respectful manner..." He gulps and gets thrown off his playing for a bit.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Aw shit, those kinds of traps are the worst! Right up there with ones that put him in a small space.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"Hey, what the hell?! That was uncalled for..." He is surprised by the clap back by the supposed dead cat. Pseftis goes up to draw closer to him.
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"Would this work? Think I've tried this to get a woman to kiss me, and it's failed a bunch."
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
That will be the day! Is that really going to happen?
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Pseftis @bardicperv.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"Sorry, ladies. You might have me beat at everything else, but poker games are where I shine. Let's do this again sometime, with clothes on the line of course~"
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