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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What my posture says about me: I wish I were soup.

Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This shitty dog can get drunk and rent a car. Probably has a mortgage too. www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Mitch McConnell called me and we talked for 20 minutes. He was dying to tell me how much I disappoint my parents.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Estelle's "American Boy" = "Hey reddit! Me and my mates are visiting the USA for the first time. We want to start in NYC, tour DC, honkey tonk in Nashville, rodeo in Texas, gamble in Vegas, party with celebrities in LA and fly back out of New York a week later. What's the best route? We're driving."

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Women should NOT have to do one single extra thing than a man does. #FTFY

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Remember when connecting with people online was fun? Me neither.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

They're playing Sade at the #PunkRockFleaMarket 😆 Yes, the same one from the 90s smooth jazz radio station in my mom's car.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I got WHAM'ed and Bluesky is forcing me to enter a birthday. Today needs to be less invasive.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

There are 10 (TEN 😡) people here. But at least I have someone to talk to.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

People on dating apps: "I let a corporation manage my social interactions for me and it's going BAD! 😭😭😭"

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Maybe it's an artistic choice, but I think the antlers should be white. Otherwise it just looks like a messy poo.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I'm on the ferry practicing my Big Presentation, the guy behind me is sleeping, and the guy next to me is playing the French horn. I don't know what the guy in front of me is doing because his window tint is enviably dark, but I hope he's having enough sex for the rest of us.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The butterfly crab looks like a tapdancing hat.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

"Imagine this--" the AI bot regularly commands, even though the bot itself can't do that. "Get fucked," I reply, knowing it can't do that either.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Remember how the Republicans used to demonize homosexuality before Peter Thiel bought JD Vance and made him vice president? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Parents when literally anything happens: "Waaaah! Think of the CHILDREN!" Parents literally anywhere with their children: "Bring the iPad, I don't want to think of my children.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

"I don't have an opinion about that" has gotten me out of so many pointless conversations with absolute morons. It doesn't even have to be true.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I personally did not want Charles in Charge of Me.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

The SEA LEMON has GILLS on its BUTT. What do you have on YOUR butt? Not much, I bet!

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Skeet Child O' Mine @furiosity.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Notice how Republicans forget all about "states' rights" when it's not about defending racism

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Oh goody. We can haunt our friends forever, sponsored by Coca-Cola.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I get bad parking, but this is way over the line.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Overly Hot Take: Building a fire sucks when it's 80° and sunny out.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Listening to neuroscientists talk about how we destroy our brains doing normalized things like looking at screens, having a few drinks, spending time alone, and taking medication is like Scared Straight for adults.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

When a crab offers you a backrub, you say YES!

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

A devil's three-way wasn't on my list today, but I'm game

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

People who exclaim "Everyone is so quiet today!" are wild. Are you looking for problems? No news is good news. Enjoy the silence.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Gonna put clips of myself hosting Teams meetings into a 90-minute video, splice in some AI-generated explosions, and tell the kids it's #WarOfTheWorlds

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Women: I have two degrees and three years' experience at a Fortune 50 but I'm not sure if I qualify for this data entry job. Men: I told a joke once and people laughed, so I am embarking on my new career as a full-time comedian.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Forgiveness does not equal access. Keep your boundaries clear and protect your peace! 💗

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I learned two new terms today: - Columbian marching powder - Midnight ballerina (I don't get out much.)

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

We should tell Trump supporters that Jesus said to release the Epstein files and it's in the Bible. They haven't read it so they won't know.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Actual Developers: "With AI, everyone is going to fancy themselves a developer!" Actual Journalists: "Welcome to the shit show."

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I crossed HIS path! Good luck, little meow-meow pupper!

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

The male loneliness epidemic is just a small group of whiny losers who blame other people for their own personality flaws. Whether or not this take is total shit, this message will yield me multiple new followers and more engagement on my posts about unrelated topics.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I don't like when the introduction of a book begins on page xvi or whatever. If I'm reading pages text that are relevant to the overall content, they should count for real! #PageOneGang

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

"We should not blame audiences for their disinterest. It’s our job to write shows so compelling that audiences aren’t even thinking about their phones."

hownot.substack.com

The Two-Screen Trap

Why Fiction Entertainment Isn’t Dying — It’s Moving to YouTube

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I was today years old when I learned you can remove the rubber gasket from a Vitamix blender before you put it in the dishwasher to keep it from warping. 😖

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Eating my breakfast popcorn at #VashonIslandFilmFestival and reminding you to support a local secular organization today!

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I just straight-up kicked a man-spreader who wouldn't make room for me to sit down. It didn't feel great, but years of saying "excuse me" and waiting for them to become self aware hasn't done shit.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

If anything can be a dildo if one is brave enough, then each of our dildohoods directly correlates with the bravery of those around us. #philosophy

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