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jessie

@barasaurus.bsky.social
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account for my fandom-related nonsense. i write hsr fic sometimes. 30+ with a geriatric soul. she/they. often nsfw 🔞 barasaurus @ ao3

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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aventurine is so pretty he can pull off even Phainon's favorite color combo.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Flashbanged my neighbors with this (their driveway is directly behind my desk) anyway hashtag pussy of stratagems (@seidrade you'll always be legendary for coming up with that)
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anyway, I cannot complain. Got him e6s1 in around 420 pulls. THANK YOU FOR BEING KIND TO ME, WAVEN.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I promised Aventurine that if he gave me a double, I'd draw him making out with Ratio sloppy style. He did, in fact, give me a double... with Argenti. That's on me for not specifying, I guess... #ratiorine
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One last #ratiorine offering in preparation for Waven's banner tomorrow.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
happy pride! aventurine celebrating pride with two ratios. this is the greed they warned us about in the bible... #ratiorine
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
fantasy AU 'cause I really needed Aventurine in armor with a big sword. Also a very good excuse to give him long hair (though it's done up in a tucked braid)
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
#ratiorine
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
wanted to try painting without lines or even a sketch. i didn't hate it? #ratio
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Apparently this is my record actually....
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This strat is also what got me to WC40. I'm one of the Cerydra enjoyers (stacks the rockets faster). But if you use her with Ratio AND Ashveil, DO NOT give Ashveil Firestorms because Cerydra WILL get confused and start switching targets. Anyway, TRIAL RATIO hit 27777M with this GOATed strat.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
uhhhh IPC fundraiser. yeah... #aventurine
aventurine stands backstage, leaning against a table that has a small lamp on it. he is wearing a playboy bunny outfit and heels. he is smoking a cigarette and looking at his phone. he is clearly tired and has sore feet. there is a gap in the stage curtains behind him which lets light in. he is backlit by it.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#ratiorine vacation making sure aventurine is caked up like qlipoth intended.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
rota fortunae #ratiorine
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
After reading THAT SCENE from @happybulbasaur.bsky.social's fic, Our Names, Written in the Sand, my brain was so utterly consumed I had no choice but to draw it. #ratiorine
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hey, remember that #ratiorine 🛁🦚 fic I wrote where Aventurine put a dick appointment in Ratio's calendar? IT HAS A SEQUEL! Ratio wants to talk about feelings Aventurine will do anything to NOT talk about that A lunch date without lunch Inappropriate use of Imaginary Energy Rated E 🔞 7.5k words 🔗⬇️
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
CW: blood, gore, violence, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT!!! Mermay-flavored #ratiorine horrormance inspired by the upcoming short film The Lovers. We will not talk about how many hours I spent rendering this...
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm absolutely obsessed with @seidrade.bsky.social's Jingventio fic Captive Audience. So, of course, I had to draw the scene where Ratio gets absolutely WRECKED (he's having the time of his life).
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Two versions of #ratiorine having a quickie at the office. Couldn't decide whether I liked it better in b&w or color. So you get both 🤷
Ratio and Aventurine having sex in an office chair in soft colors.Ratio and Aventurine having sex in an office chair in black and white.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Was cleaning up my art folder today and found this gem (from last August apparently), which I have absolutely ZERO memory of. #hengren
HSR parody of the Anakin and Padme meme.

4 panels of equal size are arranged in a square.

Panel 1: Blade: "I can take Imbibitor Lunae."
Panel 2: Silverwolf, looking at her phone: "In a fight, right?"
Panel 3: Blade smirks.
Panel 4: Silverwolf, looking worried: "... In a fight, right?"
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
#ratiorine 🏳️‍⚧️🦚 THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE sex. Ratio is very emotional about it.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Halloween-themed #ratiorine 🛁🦚 drawing I did for the @ratioween-cse.bsky.social event promo! If you're interested in the event, be sure to fill in the interest check form!
Ratio as a werewolf and Aventurine as a vampire sitting in front of a moon together. There are bats in the distance against the moon. The three cat cakes are dressed as pumpkins as are sitting around Aventurine and Ratio, asking for attention.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It's all over for these fools once I get Ashveil.
Fribbels combat sim calculator for E1S1 Blade with E1 Tribbie (DDD) and E1S1 Hyacine and E0S1 Ashveil. It puts the DPS Score at 150% AEON.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Grandpa continues to ascend.
HSR Bone rope with WTF+ score due to having hp% main stat and atk, spd, crt, cdmg substats. The rolls are 1 in spd and the other 4 in crit rate.E1S1 Blade shown to be in the top 1% at #5 out of 101.2k
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Another day of farming Recluse for Danpt. Another day of getting new relics for Aventurine...
The rich man guzzling water from a pipe while the destitute man gets only drips meme, but with Aventurine's face pasted atop the rich man and Dan Heng Permansor Terrae's face pasted over the destitute man. The pipe has the Recluse relic set.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Omg.. finally.. WTF-tier grandpa...
WTF tier blade from hsr.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Aventurine tier luck continues, I see.
Honkai Star Rail warp result with Sparkle and Welt double.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I allow myself a bit of outlining as a treat. Hopefully a real title will come to me eventually dklajda
New project created with the title "A Twink of Blond Hair and Tragic Backstory"
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Once again in a competition with myself re: writing the silliest 🛀🦚 #ratiorine fic imaginable. Inappropriate use of a shampoo bottle Another day where Ratio regrets his medical degree Aventurine learns nothing from his mistakes Rated E🔞 ~4k Words 🔗⬇️
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
... that's ratio.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Please. I beg. I don't want to organize one. I just want to participate.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Trying to write degenerate fic and my cats are judging me.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What are you talking about? They just released WC30! Back into the Aglaea mines with you! I managed to carry triple rocket Ratio to victory with Welt earlier, but these numbers are just stupid. (Yeah Aventurine forcing us to use Ratio in the tutorial was so transparent.)
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Me when Aventurine does his follow up for like 5k damage
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
OMGGGGG. I'm gonna be rolling around in this fic for a while. So glad you agree that Penacony is PRIME tentacle fic breeding ground. And you know if you wanted to write more... I will be here. Waiting. (My WIP list is spinning in its grave alongside yours 100%)
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
THE SWAN'S ESCAPED. Hot Fuzz is one of my favorite movies, so of course I have to make it #ratiorine somehow (w/ bonus Black Swan).
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Every time I tell myself "this is the stupidest thing I will ever write," I inevitably come around with a fic that is even stupider. Yet, I am wondering how I will possibly top this one. The title alone (Would You Believe Me If I Said I Slipped and Fell on It)... Anyway, please look forward to it.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
ratio + aventurine + tentacle monster debugging the divergent universe goes very wrong but also very right? it's tentacle porn ok. messy sketch. we'll see if i clean this up later. tentacle monster is a real one for smooshing them together like barbie dolls tho
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
CW be like...
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Every time I build durian Aventurine this is what I see...
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Drawing #ratiorine like the pathetic wet cats they are. Flinging this out here before I decide I hate it and sentence it to the shadow realm.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Writing Cyberpunk Ratiorine because I want to hurt myself emotionally, I guess.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I drew the duck censor as a joke, but I really think it adds a je ne sais quoi to the piece... #ratiorine
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm about to perish.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Someone posted this sweater in the ratiorine discord, so I drew Aventurine breasting boobily in it like God intended.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Yeah... that's Ratio's kid alright... When the #ratiorine baby looks like Ratio's genes didn't even try, only to come right back around with the surprise upset. Kept thinking about what Nico would look like, and of course I drew the dumbest thing imaginable. On par given the fic tbh.
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Aventurine and Ratio acquire a baby through the power of SCIENCE! Epistolary (Social Media Posts! Chat Logs!) Rated T Crack Treated Seriously Carrying your colleague's baby in a Death Stranding baby pod for 9 months out of "friendship" Dr. Ratio's Fan Club is having a Very Normal One™️ 🔗⬇️
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Oops! Forgot to post about this here, but Chapter 2 of Legal Mate is up! Time to meet the Ratios! archiveofourown.org/works/766191... #ratiorine
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Wait why the fuck did I put a question mark there?
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jessie @barasaurus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'M FREE!!!! Sex(tuple) Legend btw
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