Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026My discord got hacked while I was asleep and I ended up being booted from several servers bc of it 😭 010
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 23/04/2026i carry a big backpack with me to work every day that is 95% snacks and 5% actual things i might actually need 000
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 06/01/2026never fails to turn me into a giggling schoolgirl when I get compliments at the gay barmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is making a funny face and says ahh gawwrsh .ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face and says ahh gawwrsh . 000
Reposted by HamhockRob Ursidae 🐻 (ORCTOBER➡️ORCS.DAD💚) @thebearwannabe.com · 24/09/2025This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek 12782297
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 21/10/2025finally able to jack off for the first time in a week, my fuck the load was fat 😵💫 040
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 16/10/2025def not riding an e-scooter with my ball weight on anymore 🫠 4 stitches later… 020
Reposted by HamhockDubbz Beaw @dubbzbeaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2025When ur mean to me this is who ur mean to 117940
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Me one week ago: “I’m gonna be a good boy and only go to Folsom for a bit if at all bc I wanna be a good boy and get work done” Me, this morning, calling out of work: “well fuck” 160
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 23/09/2025for my fellow mpreggers. $40 was worth the boner this gave me. 050
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 18/09/2025cozy tech job = sitting at a desk with my sac hanging every day 🔥 090
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Grandma was right, jerking off will make me go blind (i shot a fat load in my eye and it burns 😭) 040
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025sometimes when i’m on The Apps(tm) and see an IRL friend in there I really wanna slide into their DM’s and do the whole “u up? send pic” bit for shits n giggles 010
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 29/07/2025best part of Dore was how many times the following happened: me: *sees someone I recognize from the internet* them: *disrobes or otherwise does something very sexy* me: DAAAAAMN 🥵😵💫🤤 000
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 27/07/2025lately finding more community in kink than I ever did in music. also, funnily enough, meeting more musicians who I actually vibe with within kink 🤪 who woulda thought 010
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 04/07/2025the amount of mobility scooters here is both hilarious and hot as fuck 000
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 03/07/2025in a surprising turn of events, i’ll be accompanying a daddy to Bigger Vegas this weekend. anybody who’ll be there hmu i’m trying to play with some bellies and stuff 👀 010
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 31/03/2025*reads account of 19th century sadboi losing his mind over a woman out of his league* me: lol fuckin nerd *finds out who Vivian Jenna Wilson is* me: i get it now bro 010
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025wow i’m super fucking low right now thank god i saved the quart of ice cream i got a week ago 010
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025why is it whenever i hang out shirtless i immediately fall into a bate 😵💫 000
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 04/12/2024not me signing up for a weight training class at school this coming semester lol 020
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024idk why my screen time glitched out so bad…at the same time holy fuck this is hot 🥵 020
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 26/11/2024just another one of those nights where my hand can’t stay away from my dick 040
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 24/11/2024tried electrostim on my gut today after a bunch of mentos and diet coke, really catered to my mpreg kink 🥵 090
Hamhock @barapg.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Reintroduction thred: Name: Hamhock (or Klaus) Pronouns: he/they/whatever Location: Oakland Interests: movies, music, gooning Vocation: semipro musician 030
