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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bluesky crowd you need to see this too:) #nwsl

JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I didn’t know it was controversial to say that “I am upset that I got a concussion at the front bottoms show at rev hall last night when someone fell on top of me crowd surfing” but turns out saying that online means I am a “baby” who “doesn’t deserve to be in the pit”

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aidan @beltransoldmole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

friendship with AWFC OVER. portland thorns are once again my best friends

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It is my god given right to zipper merge in lake Oswego no matter how much you honk at me

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Applying to big brother so I can be the first HOH with the mountain goats as my album

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It’s a SHALLOW GRAVE SUMMER at red rocks and everyone is invited to see @themountaingoats.bsky.social

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Alex Morgan promoting draft kings. No amount of money should be worth this.

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

At some point the Seattle FO needs to have the balls to consider a coaching overall. Embarrassing #nwsl

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Why do tsa agents look like I have three heads and am going to do something evil when I say that I don’t want to be biometrically scanned

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

yeah for sure. epicenter of women's sports and this is what you want to pay people in. lmao #wnba

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

If you watch today’s presser you’ll see me actively shelving books at the library. Someone please hire me so I can just write full time 👍👍👍👍👍

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

JP to Turner INJECT ITTTTTTT

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

🚨⚠️the thorns got portugese fried rice from cheryls for lunch #BAONPDX #NWSL🚨⚠️

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

We CANNOT bring deyna on and play with nine men #baonpdx

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Unfortunately my raincoat is an iconic bright yellow which really classes with my awesome all black outfit but GO THORNS

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Mood so high right now I don’t even care to say anything funny about our wunderkid loving Tate mccrae

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Thorns broadcast drinking game…. A work in progress. #baonpdx

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

New head coach Robert Villaham just said THE THORNS ARE A BIGGER INSTITUTION THAN THE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUDSSS I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT that’s MY GAFFER #londonisred #baonpdx

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Theo Lloyd-Hughes @theolloydhughes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

“It’s Portland, it is one of those clubs you look at and say, ‘Wow,’” Robert Vilahamn is the new head coach of the Thorns. I spoke to the Swede and President/GM Jeff Agoos about the hire. #NWSL www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...

nytimes.com

Portland Thorns hire ex-Tottenham manager Robert Vilahamn to usher in ‘new era’

Vilahamn takes over as head coach less than two weeks before the start of the 2026 NWSL season.

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

the thorns finally have a coach! overall a solid hire with positive experience giving young players a boost to their international career, but a very lackluster tournament soccer resume gives me pause, particularly in the #nwsl. #baon open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...

open.substack.com

The Thorns have a new coach! A brief look at Robert Villaham

A solid hire with one glaring issue..

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

open.substack.com

The Thorns have a new coach! A brief look at Robert Villaham

A solid hire with one glaring issue..

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I look horrible in pink so luckily you are all spared from me cursing another player

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

the Thorns were enjoyable to watch this weekend for once!! here are some more thoughts ~~~ #BAONPDX #NWSL substack.com/@jaidenec/no...

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

We clearly look like this is our first game in months and are very rusty but imo that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Nwsl really needs you to peak in September anyway

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Bella reposted an anti-ring ad on TikTok. A small step forward! Keep the pressure up! #baonpdx

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Working on an all-maga USA team drop suggestions below #uswnt

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Thorns should spend that Coffey money on one Hal Hershfelt. We need to up our aura and will do that exponentially with a baller w a sleeve

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aidan @beltransoldmole.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

whoooooooo remembers when it was found out that Hayes follows Ian Miles Cheong and Vivek on X, the Everything App

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Offer still stands this season I will Venmo $10 to anyone who smashes one of the free ring cameras at providence park. Last year we only smashed one but I think we can aim higher #baonpdx

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/01/2026

Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?

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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Michele Kang is a cheater and a war criminal and I hope she has a horrible day every day

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KC Blue Crew @kcbluecrew.com · 08/01/2026

Please donate to this vetted GFM to support Renee's wife and child. Not only will they have to worry about funeral expenses, but as the most powerful people in the country lie about her murder, her family will also probably face some legal costs. gofund.me/4ec072e6a

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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss

Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I’ve seen enough. Welcome our new head coach Po.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I wrote about the newest Thorn, who i am already obsessed with #NWSL #BAONPDX open.substack.com/pub/rosecity...

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Shae Harvey

A brief look at one of my new favorite Thorns.

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Real 1 trait danger heads actually know that these two are intricately related. @ahkatz5.bsky.social

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

@tayvincent6.bsky.social is there a deadline for trades/roster moves for the 2025 season? Can’t find one online and thought you may know😂

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

TURNER I LOVE YOUR BIG BEAUTIFUL HEAD

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JJ @baonpdx.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Say what you want about super coach Rob Gale but at least he’s not out here admitting to using chat gpt to tactically plan #thatsMYcoachoftheyear

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