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Entertain Me

@banquette.bsky.social
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NSFW Alt milf hotwife account for feral fun (fun for me, anyway. DGAF about you) 40s 🔞 MDNI Neither selling nor buying but gifts are cool if you don’t make it weird throne /banquette. DMs open if we’ve flirted in comments

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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 18h
I’d like to stay in bed all day.
Em from waist to thighs wearing a lilac nightie and matching gstring in 3/4 profile. She’s fingering the hem of her nightie
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I NEVER let my feet dangle over the side of the bed. That’s leaving them open to the monster. He’s liable to nibble on my toes. Don’t get me wrong I love it but I like to keep him in his place. When I want his attention I put on heels and tap my foot. He comes right out, eager. #sveros #kinktober
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wine mom’s Shakespeare: do you clutch your pearls ma’am? I do clutch my pearls ma’am. But do you clutch your pearls at 𝙢𝙚 ma’am? You better not be clutching your pearls at me, bitch.
Em from shoulders to waist wearing a black fishnet tank top. Her hands are on her chest
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seratonia - Highly Suspect
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t worry about him. He’s just the local voyeur. Harmless. Nevermind that he’s going to wait for me to turn the lights off and climb through my cracked window and enjoy the show we’ll put on. He does this every time I bring someone home and we’ve only had to dig two graves so- #sveros #kinktober
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Folks! It’s time!
Em dressed for Halloween, adorable pumpkin scarf and nothing else. Seen from the neck down to her waist. Hands holding her breasts.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You may think it’s a curse now. I don’t blame you. Your desperation is palpable and I’m not giving in. You want release, relief, bliss, and I’ve been holding this key for so long. When I finally give you what you want it will be so intense you won’t ever be able to forget it. Or me. #sveros #w1pp
Your erotica prompt for Wednesday, September 30 is “desperation.”

As always, explicit language is allowed — nay, encouraged.

Remember to tag #sveros in your post so we can all see it. Have fun!
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love sweater weather. Bring me a sweater.
Em from mid back to thighs from the back. She wears a black lace crotchless bodysuit, crisscross straps across her back.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You leave me all flustered. The way you look at me from across the table, your smile as we laugh together, how your fingers move up and down your glass. It’s innocuous but poignant. These tiny things have huge results, the fire burning within me one of them. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In this domicile you belong to me. You follow my orders and anticipate my whims. You exist to bring me pleasure, to bring me to the brink, to bring me bliss. In every other place, too. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just. One. More. Clasp. There, done. Now get me out of this thing.
Em from shoulders to waist as she clasps a corset. 

Totally not going to cinch it tight with the laces in back though- I have a keen interest in breathing.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Demure. Mindful. Shit, no. Nevermind. I’m wrong- Handful.
Em from shoulders to waist in a lilac nightie. She’s grasping her breasts.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is appropriate for church, right?
Em from neck to knees wearing a black dress that is not appropriate for church
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
feminize a band name The Protowomen
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Voh, thank you. Artists make this world worth living in. I love that you’ve made me triumphant in my bookish glory x
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spending the day reading. Don’t bother me.
Em from the waist up, wearing a black lace corset. She’s holding a book in front of her face, but you can see some cleavage.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love our langorous mornings together. Your hands reaching for me before either of us really stir. My body, soft and warm from sleep, pressed against yours. Your breath hot against my ear. Soon you’ll slowly slide inside of me, the sun through the window witness to our waking. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not your goddamn concubine, to appear before you ready to serve whenever you snap your fingers. I don’t exist to please you, to give you free rein of my body at your basest whim. I’m not just going to bend over and take you. But now that you’ve called me here, get on your fucking knees. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feeling soft and snuggly today. Watch out.
Em from shoulders to thighs wearing a lilac nightie, sheer with little polka dots and ribbons and bows, with a matching gstring. One hand is resting on her hip and the other grabs her breast.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My style is a bit turgid sometimes; I mean, who wears a corset and ruffly bloomers to a metal show? I didn’t hear any complaints when you peered over my shoulder from behind me, my dancing and jumping making my breasts bounce as your eyes remained locked on my cleavage rather than the act. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Check me out I’m a leather daddy
Em from shoulders to waist in a really dated black suede and leather jacket with gold rivets and D rings in lines across her chest, waist, and down her arms. Oh and she’s showing some boob.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No one is free of concupiscence here. We’re all lust-filled balloons ready to burst at the first prick, waves of roiling pleasure coursing through us, a microcosm of greed and need. Don’t judge me my quirks, and I’ll celebrate yours. #sveros #w1pp
Your erotica prompt for Wednesday, September 23 is “concupiscence.”

As always, explicit language is allowed — nay, encouraged.

Remember to tag #sveros in your post so we can all see it. Have fun!
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My ass is outta this world
Em from mid back to thighs from behind. She wears just a pair of snuggly shorts with a galaxy print over them, hitched up to look more like unders than shorts
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m getting closer on this damn thing. I still think I’m doing it wrong. Why tf didn’t it come with instructions?? I’m not dumb but I can’t figure this thing out. One of these days maybe. Whatever.
Em from neck to waist in this weird strappy chest harness thing which she’s partly strapped herself into but really the whole thing might be upside down
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m not a little girl, pitching a fit because I didn’t get a lolly. I’m a grown woman, pitching a fit because I’m not getting filled. I told you I need your fingers. I need them everywhere, in each hole, so I can feel full. And you’ve been teasing, tormenting, playing. Give them to me. Now. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ever have one of those moments where you’re trying to come up with a sassy caption and legit the only thing running through your mind is a snazzy bass line on repeat? No? Just me?
Em from neck to waist, wearing an unnecessarily complicated crotchless bodysuit. Deep v neck, black lace, crisscrossed straps between her cleavage. I’m pretty sure I put this on right? I don’t know. It’s not really meant to stay on too long anyway.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sundays are made for sin and relaxing. I wonder how much of that I’ll be able to accomplish today. Gotta get an early start if I want to achieve these goals
Em from shoulders to waist in a lilac nightie. Her hand is on her breast, her other on her chest
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mr. Lowrie you’re a treat. Thank you x
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I told you I’m almost ready. Just a f’n minute.
Headless Em in a black dress, fabric crisscrossed across her chest barely covering her breasts, with a slit up to the thigh. She has her foot up on her bed and she’s pulling on a pair of fishnets.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sitting in the front room, sheer curtains drawn for privacy from the workers milling outside. I can see them but they can’t see me- I hope. I’m not watching them though. My eyes are squeezed shut in ecstasy as I plunge my fingers into my needy cunt. Just- #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wish I remembered where I misplaced this bracelet
Em from shoulders to waist wearing nothing but her hands covering her breasts and a simple gold bracelet
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Outright rude, the way you breezed through and with a few carefully chosen words and that certain look in your eye completely disarmed me. I’m in control. I’m on top. I get my way. Except here, now, with you. How did I end up begging, desperate, needy? It’s supposed to be you. And yet. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This Halloween I’m dressing up as a zombie in my house. So, like, no change then. Sweet! Easy!
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don’t let me distract you from your regularly scheduled programming. I’m sure it’s important.
Em seen from between her thighs as she reclines in bed on top of a blanket. She wears only a blue and white striped pair of panties, and her fingers lightly rest over her pussy. Her breast is visible, seen from beneath, her pierced nipple also visible.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not claiming to make any guarantees of your comfort. The contrary, even. I’m going to make you sweat. Squirm. Groan. Beg. You will be a blithering idiotic puddle when I’m done with you, and after you blink a couple times and get your bearings again you’ll ask me for more. #w1pp #sveros
Your erotica prompt for Wednesday, September 16 is “comfort.”

As always, explicit language is allowed — nay, encouraged.

Remember to tag #sveros in your post so we can all see it. Have fun!
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m. Just. Trying. To. Reach. The. Thing. On. The. Top. Shelf. Damn. It. Come. Here. And. Help. Me. I’m going to resort to hopping and climbing soon.
Em’s torso; she’s reaching her arms up over her head, though you can’t see them as the photo cuts off at her chest. She’s wearing a sheer black lace bra.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m being so stealthy right now. As we’ve been chatting, I’ve been surreptitiously unbuttoning my dress, so smoothly you haven’t noticed. Every other button undone, just waiting for when you resume talking so I can move my fingers to the next. (1/2) #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting on cozy jammies season 🍁🍂☔️
Em’s torso in 3/4 profile. She’s wearing a cozy pink long underwear bodysuit with grey ribbing. The snaps are undone to the waist and she’s holding her top open to show a hint of nipple.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t care about the court of public opinion. I care about how your pupils dilate when you lay eyes on me. They can tut tut and clutch their pearls at my cleavage; what I like is how you catch your breath when you see me heading toward you, how you shift in your seat when I come near. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok. Today we’re going to curl in and watch movies. I get to pick, and hog the blanket, and get first dibs on movie snacks. You rub my feet, fill me in when I doze off, and let me hide my face in your chest during the scary parts.
Em’s torso. She’s wearing a sheer rose printed nightie and is digging her fingers into her breast
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sin is in
Em’s torso from the side. She’s wearing a black floral lace cardigan which she holds partially covering her breasts
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s a good day to kick some ass. And nap.
Em from waist to shoulders, wearing a red mesh bodysuit. She’s cupping one breast and fiddling with the hoop on her bodysuit
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guys @justla86.bsky.social @smutlife.bsky.social
Screenshot from my timeline, where JLA86 is talking about eating someone out, an absolute love letter to eating pussy, and smutlife’s post is about wanting to be eaten out.
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Bad Onions Radioheadcheese
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a top, not a dress. Oops. Won’t make that mistake again.
Em’s torso. She wears a red leather tube top
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yawn.
Em’s torso. She wears a denim vest, unzipped to the waist, showing her cleavage
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Miss me with that bs about how you want to destroy me and take my ability to walk, etc. It’s cute but no. Let’s be realistic. You couldn’t keep up. Just as I’m looking for more from you to fill my insatiable need you claim soreness and sleepiness. Looks like I took your ability to walk. #sveros
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey it’s just your friendly neighborhood underwear lady
Em wearing a lilac bra
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just because you’re terrible at something doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it
Em from neck to thighs naked, holding a banjo. The neck covers one breast and her hand the other. She’s definitely naked, but you can’t see the good stuff
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Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Peekaboo
Em naked behind a sheer black scarf with white skulls printed over it
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