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Nick Martin

@banksyshrill.bsky.social
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Moving from the other place slowly but surely. Lapsed human. He/him/his. #LFC . Football, TV, film, #ActuallyAutistic. Pandemic bore.

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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still true for the Men.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shampions of everything, Champions of nothing.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANFIELD DERBY IN THE WSL EDITION!
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evening.
Kevin Costner in 1991 film 'JFK' proclaiming the subtitled line, "I say let justice be done though the heavens fall!", in front of a press pack.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Absolutely tremendous butchering from The Butcher there.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And another! International break alarm bells muted.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#LFC Interesting, whether you agree or not.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nice things are overrated, I've heard.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Carabão this week is just not cannon.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Terrible from Robert Sanch.... Oh..
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Up The top-of-the-WSL Reds!
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THE IRON FISK! FISK OF FURY!
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Karius clean sheet against Bayern. Good for him.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's been a while.... 👴🏻
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🚨 Idea for a Groundhog Day / Russian Doll-style film where Fabrizio Romano is stuck in an endless loop of Transfer Deadline Days and goes on a hero's journey before ending up, somehow, back at the Gestifute offices, which also now resemble the Tyrell Corporation pyramid.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This was about our game at Old Trafford last season, so at least they're consistently wrong.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Low Pollen forecast tomorrow 🙌🥳
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Up The Reds! On, and off, the pitch. Down with the parasites. In, and out of, the boardrooms.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I know the Premier had their fingers burnt, unilaterally trying to close the transfer window before their season started, regardless of the rest of Europe, but it needs to change across the board now, surely. So many clubs and their 1st team setups just all over the place.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whither Liverpool Football Club?
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yep, he'll probably have to. #LFC
A partial graphic from a Sky Sports News sidebar bragging that they are showing '1500 matches this season', but the footballer on grass above the white lettering is Virgil van Dijk, seeming to indicate that that is the number of games he will have to play. I am very funny (/s).
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Solar Eclipse and Manchester United on ITV on a Wednesday night?!? What is this, 1999? Next I'll be getting migraines and messing up my mock GCSE's.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What can Leeds honestly be learning by doing this in pre-season? Maybe try football?
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Klopp.ThatsFootball.gif
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I didn't expect actual 'Soldiers' to have dug and filled in trenches on the 'Field'.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hopefully, Leeds trying a long throw within 60 seconds and a player being down injured for 3 minutes will prove a portent for that kind of nonsense this coming season.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Chambo The Younger!
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can't wait till all our kick-off times are like this. 🥱
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Obviously, I don't care about results in pre-season, but please beat these National League, financially-doped, Hollywood pricks, Liverpool.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*John Thaw as Inspector Morse voice* LEWIS!! #LFC
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I deleted that Chiesa winking gif because it was too hypnotic.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A Proctor playing for Sunderland?
Dog traumatised by war meme.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🎵 Mo-rrison, Mo-rrison... Running down..🎵
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He's managed to make a real photo look photoshopped.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Will Arnett as Gob Bluth: Magician Act
Alt: Will Arnett as Gob Bluth: Magician Act
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"And football, which DID die..."
The Muppet Gonzo as Charles Dickens in the film 'A Muppet Christmas Carol' looks at the camera at the moment when he says the line "...and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die...".
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THIS, not 1998, is the World Cup Final that the Brazilian Parliament needs an inquiry into.
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Ghost of Empires Admiral Rodney Lourenço Marques @rodneymarques.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When can we talk about FIFA playing *The Actual World Cup Final* on that pitch?
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Victory over the Miami Dauphins.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think this might be both the best and worst game of football there has ever been, and not necessarily in that order.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Look at what you could have won, Michael Olise.... 🥉 /s
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In this exact tone, at every Tuchel interview.
static.klipy.com
Robert De Niro: You Blew It!
Alt: Robert De Niro: You Blew It!
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rooney throwing his hat into the ring for the job. Surely he's failed downwards enough by now?
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Allez Les Bleus🥉
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All that money to hire an Elite Level™️ club coach and he ends up just doing the same shit that any Allardycian level mediocre premier league relegation contender to try and hang on to a 1 goal lead. Glorious.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Almost forgot to use this one.
A photo of a TV screen showing Gerald Kyd as Mylonas in the 2026 Netflix drama 'Legends'. A middle aged Greek man with long, grey hair and beard and wearing a white vest is putting a roll-up to his mouth as he says the subtitled line "England can get fucked."
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know how to motivate players
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi was alright, until a Tuesday night, when he played The Reds.
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Nick Martin @banksyshrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rodri watching this game.
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TheCenci @thecenci.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration break.
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