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Ben

@banghazi.bsky.social
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coward
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You were right to worry about the LB situation here. Overshown is the Dream of Spring of players.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah, the home opener. What I get for assuming my memory of something 17 years ago could contend with something easily searchable in as much time as it took to make the post.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wasn’t the Giants against against the Wade Phillips/Tony Romo Cowboys in the debut of Jerry World?
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Simpsons Old Man Dancing to 'Old Gray Mare'
ALT: Simpsons Old Man Dancing to 'Old Gray Mare'
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hydration is so important
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Danny with a fierce perm mullet as Hector declaring ‘f*cking….aganemnom or some bullshit’ is what Homer had in mind.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Americans created air travel so our advanced minds can only understand 3’s, touchdown passes, and dingers.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nor should they have. Terrible export
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Raising Arizona
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Homer Simpson: Wheres My Burritos?
Alt: Homer Simpson demanding where his burrito is and then getting a scar
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@pantspants.bsky.social predicted this exact thing.
Cartoon of man crossing over other man so badly that he shits his pants.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hard to get a sellout without the president being there
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Valley View mall?
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Appreciate you raising him correctly (dog and cat protectors plus Dirk jersey).
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Whataburger taquito
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You just got Chalamet’d (watching a movie with Timothy Chalamet and getting so bored you turned it off)
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I don’t know what any of this means but it showed up on my timeline and I’m proud of you. Unless you’re a bad person.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Didn’t realize y’all bought WaPo too
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
TRIGGER WARNING FOR YOUR FELLOW GRIEVING MAVS FANS
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Said every Texan
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
How did Micky 17 get made and why did I watch the whole thing in an Austin suburban resort?
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The urinal! More about the urinal!
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Omaha is a shockingly great city
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
People look like who they are.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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a very small man in a red suit is dancing on a zigzag floor .
ALT: a very small man in a red suit is dancing on a zigzag floor .
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We all knew you’d finally get hot and make sense with her Shea. Congrats!
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
So I says to Mabel I says
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This is the 2009 draft all over again
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No one that is from Abilene goes back there and has deep regrets, speaking from experience. Fun song though.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
ALT: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Homestar
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Is it because they’re from Virginia?
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s because of the upside down cross guys
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wait but the Yankees won it in ‘09 so it can’t…oh no
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
you, needing the light of prime Stone Cold Steve Austin: we could never overthrow a government me, having received the light of prime Stone Cold: every Monday night for five years straight this nation cheered a man beating the shit out of his boss, we are ready www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6N...
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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin infiltrates Mr. McMahon's hospital room: Raw, Oct. 5, 1998
YouTube video by WWE
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
He won a Super Bowl (cowboys fan here, would like Siranni’s weird vibes to be on the eagles for years)
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Parks and Rec
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Also, only one song immediately takes you to heaven every time on the beat drop..and it’s B.O.B
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The Swifties are plotting your assassination.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It’s this, All My Friends, and Work It as the best songs of that decade.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This m.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL...
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John Cena reveals news of Osama bin Laden at Extreme Rules 2011
YouTube video by WWE
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with big fish written on the wall behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with big fish written on the wall behind him
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Ben in the Batman suit crying
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Didn’t realize you were that old when The Office was on.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Technically speaking it’s Where Da Party At
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
We watched in horror at 9/11, became numb to the Middle East wars, stood helpless at the 2008 collapse, took on $700/mnth student loan payments with a $35k/yr job, but I’ll be damned if hearing that in 2010 didn’t make me feel like we were the luckiest people alive.
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Ben @banghazi.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Prayer and petition
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