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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ

@bananasplitter.bsky.social
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ᯓ★ 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ

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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
. . . heh . HEHE HAHA HAHAHAHA HEE HAHA HEE HEE ( SNORT ) HA HA ( SNORT )
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
zipp.er hc that Split sounds like a normal middle aged woman until she starts laughing she does the Micheal Jackson he he trust
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
( laughter from down the hallway .ᐟ.ᐟ )
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
( sliding a slippery banana peel on the side of his bed . scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
( staring with dilated eyes like some kind of dog . the one time girl locked in and it's for virtual pong . )
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
zipper. apologies about recent inactivity it's my birthday week so me and my family have been going everywhere to celebrate
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
that isn't ragequittting Infected , that's . . that's just abusing your controller .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
zipper. Regretevator is just walk through floors and collect npcs with LORE!!! Forsaken is do machines run from killer get malice become killer kill everyone and EVERYONE has LORE!!!
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
i genuinely don't have a joke for this what the fuck happened
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
understandable .ᐟ they didn't laugh at my jokes :( * bwomp .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
infected , i didnt know you were chill with the ' hateies ' .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
heheh . . ✨ thank you .ᐟ * taking about . . like , 7 .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
* eyes dilating , oh god . could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
* watching over their shoulder .ᐟ.ᐟ are those like . . ponies .ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Mach , if something's up just tell me .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
. . . what .ᐣ 💧
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i think Bivey smells delightful .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
there's a party .ᐣ then ' lettuce ' celebrate like there's no tomorrow .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
you ' butter ' believe it .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
a Split with no jokes .ᐣ that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ a bad one at that .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
just because i'm half banana doesn't mean that I'm a cannibal .ᐟ that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ that'd be bananas .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
yeah , all the time .ᐟ it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i think i have one more pizza box left in my fridge .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
' slippery .ᐟ ' ha ha .ᐟ but no .ᐟ * holding up a pizza box with banana and pizza leftovers .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
yup .ᐟ i just got done eating a banana pizza .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Mach .ᐟ.ᐟ hii Mach .ᐟ.ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
the name's Split .ᐟ * handing out one of her stubby paws for him to shake .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
you .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i swear i've seen that fish before .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
maybe i should just ' fore ' get about it . . it's probably ' north ' ing .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
but that isn't normal for / me / .ᐟ i was just rehearsing some of my jokes and puns and all of a sudden i felt really angry . but not normal angry .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
did anyone else feel a sudden surge of this like . . feeling that somethings burning inside your chest .ᐣ and you just want to shout at someone to make yourself feel better .ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
because he was outstanding in his field .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
why did the scarecrow win an award .ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
do you wanna hear a joke .ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
oh .ᐟ why hello there .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
it's really not that bad .ᐟ just ' crust ' me .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
zipper. Me when I remember that the regretevator can go basically anywhere so Split can just wander through the forsakenverse from time to time
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
( my ears . . 💧 ) maybe you should give that boombox a ' rest .ᐟ ' keep blasting that and you're gonna be in a lot of ' treble .ᐟ ' * where did you come from .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
* eating banana pizza .ᐣ.ᐣ * dawg wtf is that .ᐣ.ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
oh c'mon .ᐟ it's not THAT gross .ᐟ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
your loss .ᐟ.ᐟ * and she's eating another slice . .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
* nom nom . banana pizza .ᐟ want some .ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
oh c'mon .ᐟ can't you be even a little bit ' slice .ᐣ '
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
want some .ᐣ * handing the other a slice .
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
* eating banana pizza .ᐣ.ᐣ * dawg wtf is that .ᐣ.ᐣ
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★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ @bananasplitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
of course .ᐟ i'm always willing to lend a joke or two .ᐟ
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