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@bananamelter.bsky.social
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beleaguered apprentice wizard watching the blue sky from my cursed spire

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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Being late millennial/early zoomer owns. I’m going to get my kids confusing German high modernist toys too and they will love it.
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
fun to see where my head was at approximately 1 year ago (in the sand, as usual)
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
yo is Bluesky a happening place now
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I thought about making all kinds of meme-myself-a-bf/gf joke posts but honestly, at this point my ideal partner is just someone who's honest and reliable and actually wants to spend time together. Anything else, I can make it work, you know?
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
"Morning bun" sounds too cute to be the name of a real food you can eat.
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Wait so do we know for sure that anesthesia in general isn’t somewhat antidepressant? Maybe the brain likes to be turned off and on again. www.science.org/content/blog-post/w…
science.org
What Exactly Does Ketamine Do For Depression?
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Also like, if people wanna write about sissy porn so what. Consider yourselves lucky! Could be me up there spilling a ton of ink on the semiotics of watching girls pee or whatever, good thing I’ve got actual work to do
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
I can’t believe I’m saying this but a lot of the Andrea Long Chu reviews are slappers. I’m glad the Pulitzer went to her instead of boring stuff I won’t read. www.vulture.com/article/ottessa-mos…
vulture.com
Ottessa Moshfegh Is Praying for Us
The author has been hailed as a high priestess of filth. Really, she wants to purify her readers.
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
sent in revisions this morning. looks like now, only an entire year into my phd, I will finally be done with my masters!
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Okay yea, the like battle of the sexes rhetoric on twitter (and other places, like I got some good book recs out of red scare discord but was it worth it?) was Bad For Me tpot acts all wholesome but they have a lot of Stuff To Work Out in that arena
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
I was pedantic about something a week ago and today I found out I was RIGHT the world is enabling me
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Achieving gender euphoria from being followed by The Basket ball
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
I still don’t feel like I’m part of “trans people” as a political demographic and honestly I don’t want to. I don’t really get why so many gnc people insist on it tbh
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Yeah okay fuck the new meds, the ceiling was breathing last night There has to be a better way to get people to stop peeing
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
I'm so sorry I don't wanna mute berduck but I literally can't see any other posts ;_;
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Striving to be the chad and the stacy...the alpha and the omega...
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Sith @sithexposures.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Scenes around the city.
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
may as well add joy to the No list if I can’t even have fucking tea
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Okay so now that woke people were right about one thing that’s relevant to my life, any others I should be aware of?
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
I wish ppl just kept wrestling and roughhousing as we grew up, you know? At my age it has to be a sports thing or a sex thing but nah, I just want the pure joy of it
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Just had the worst parking garage payment experience of my life Tired: push button get ticket :) Wired: little guys with iPads. unsearchable list of every car manufacturer ever. and fuck you if you want a receipt
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Divorce is ok but people should only be allowed to get married once
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Turns out you can scrape videos from tumblr on mobile by posting them to discord first and downloading from the embed 😈
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
skill issue. I simply post like this on twitter too twitter.com/bananamelter/status/162…
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Tweet by @bananamelter
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🧿 @nazar.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
the B in BDSM stands for Bataille
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
mmmm do I bother telling my labmates I’ve become a new flavor of fruit
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Super interesting article but it feels written-by-chatgpt. Anyone else see it? Is that just the vox house style? www.vox.com/future-perfect/2023/2/1…
vox.com
How a shipping error 100 years ago launched the $30 billion chicken industry
The accidental origins of the chicken on your plate, explained.
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Damn. I really wanted my 24/7 dread to be about something cool and edgy, but that shit just evaporated as soon as I didn't have to be a girl anymore
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
feel really bad for my roommate + self with how much I'm getting up in the night, but also this is the chillest I've ever been about multiple days of severe sleep deprivation in a row
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
is it bad that I'm really excited to finally have serious ish bladder problems? I hope they scope/catheterize/probe the fuck outta me, I will be listening & learning 😌
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
I'm mildly faceblind and can't remember exactly what people look like. So every time I see someone beautiful or someone I love, I'm struck by them completely anew
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
100% serious about this btw. I’m taking haircut suggestions & gf applications
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
tryna give off the vibe that makes right wing twitter users start yelling about towel boys
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Reading this review of a garbage book makes me feel inspired to write. You can really just say any words crowdefeatsbooks.wordpress.com/2022…
crowdefeatsbooks.wordpress.com
Tiktok sensation LightLark is the final boss of bad fantasy YA— a failure built on aesthetic boards and tropes, unable to pretend it has a heart
A full summary with spoilers, analysis, quotes- and so much more on the subject of a book you should never read. This is a long piece. Like 'Youtube Video Essay' long. I read bad books. This has been my hobby for a long time. I don't really shy away from it in real life, online…
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
I got a massive stain on my poison ruin shirt hours ago and no one told me! fake friends smh
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
feel like @tasshin.com might vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DkFBpdjA8
youtube.com
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
*Takes massive bong rip* @onsu.re’s meta and mesa categories are just topping and bottoming to the discourse
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Taking glycine is kinda hard ngl, I don’t really want sleepy in the morning or liquids before bed
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/10/circ…
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
just invited my friend, so excited to skeet at each other ☺️
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
It’s literally been decades, but I still feel like people ostracizing me for being a terminally (haha, unless) ill autist kid was the real society and people being nice to me now are a fake society. How do you move on from something like this?
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
Listening to my body/heart of hearts more is leading to alternating waves of trad and slutty and I have no idea where it’ll settle
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
I love how What’s Hot went from TPOT-feed to artists to useless to titties alternating with people mad about titties
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
So who is actually inviting the bot accounts, accounts following thousands of people, etc
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
coldhealing.substack.com/p/book-obj… the act of posting this is an essay-object
coldhealing.substack.com
Book-Objects
why sydney sweeney is holding paglia's sexual personae by the pool in white lotus s1 explained
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
hit the character limit for the first time fellas…I believe in using the whole post 😤
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
Why do they call it the rest room if I’m fighting for my life in here
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bananamelter @bananamelter.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
setting up camp in BC,NR/Death Grips/Swans country
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