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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pumpkin gnocchi you son of a bitch idiot with a wooden spoon and cast iron cauldron no less! you wish you fucking wish you were me
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i’m in the camp that seaaons should be celebrated at the equinox so we shouldn’t be saying it’s autumn now when it doesn’t start until september 21st that being said. cold spiced apple cider in spider web glass and drinking it in my always halloween kitchen was soooooo needed
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
chicago is amazing. just saw some twenty something guy wearing this unironically
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“ok i don’t need that smith & clark cauldron but if i see one ill ge- HOLY SHIT”
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
at first glance i thought she was trying to spread awareness about polycystic ovary syndrome but its the cosplay brand name
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
salem fiber festival announced next years theme and i have to go on an ice soup diet now to afford it bc this sounds soooo good
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
they got femme4femme and femme4butch at homegoods
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
going to need everyone to send me good energy bc i just submitted an application for a gorgeous one bedroom w a decorative fireplace and built in bookshelves close to the train like i want this place so bad
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
deltarune spoilers /// HOLY SHIT
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
IM SO BAD AT DELTARUNE. it’s going to take forever for me to finish this chapter bc i keep dying omg
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
drinking and playing deltarune is a bad combo why am i crying over gay girls
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ppl talking about whether or not being late is considered rude over on twt & it’s reminding me how in nyc the lolita comm there is so notoriously bad at arriving on time for meets that one time my friend set up for ppl to arrive at like 3 but the reservation was 4 AND PPL WERE EVEN LATER THAN THAT
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i’m going to need the gays in my phone to be cool and not post deltarune spoilers i can’t play until friday and i want to learn firsthand what evils tobias fox has cooked up for us
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
mamdani making incredible moves but everyone should still be critical of politicians that being said he won’t be my mayor until he addresses the street harassment and photos taken without consent of the nyc lolitas like if he bans that he can be mayor of the world tbh
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
next wip! i wish my camera could properly show the gorgeous colors in this yarn
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
trying to get better at color work and use the yarn i got in salem. i think im doing alright i just hope i have enough yarn to make these. the picot edge is cute and was surprisingly easy to do
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
they never warn you that once you learn to knit socks/mittens that you cannot stop knitting socks/mittens
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the conversation about all these “”authors”” saying they need ai to write bc they can only envision their writing as a movie in their head and therefore can’t write prose just shows that 1) they’re not book writers (duh) and
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
trying to learn to knit mittens w this yarn i got from the fiber witch fest but i do not like dpns lol. sorry im a circular needle magic loop crafter but the length on the circulars i have are too long and i didnt want to do magic loop for these
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
made copycat gideon’s bakehouse chocochip cookies for my dads birthday they use so many chips omg and i didn’t have enough vanilla extract so hopefully they’ll taste good
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“call ur representatives!!!1!” uh huh and u probably think the stripper loves u, the trader joe employee is flirting w you, AND ur family dog did go to the farm up north and it’s too far away to come back and visit
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i think more and more ppl need to be vocal about it the harms of a! especially things like ch@tgpt bc it’s very likely that if ppl really knew how harmful it is AND how ineffective it is they’d stop using it. i just explained to my coworker that ch@t isn’t a search engine and that’s it’s trained-
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
bunny came early at work
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
❓❓❓❓❓ what in the ai nonsense…….
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
obligatory bathroom selfie at tattoo place for ft13th
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
where’s scrimmy. resident sebek head wake up the new sebek card for his bday is so cute
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
making clint an official marriage candidate is so funny. people made MORRIS, the evil joja rep, a marriage mod before clint 😭😭😭
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
erm. what is this giant thing doing at work
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
gifts from my parents!! was not expecting that dad would find a johanna parker piece for me after i mentioned that i’d love a cookie jar. if only it had a sealant for the lid so i wouldn’t have to worry about stale cookies/bugs, maybe i can find something else to put in it that would keep well?
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
trying to go for “doing a solo investigation into the death of laura palmer” for my birthday dinner but hair won’t cooperate
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i thought ppl were joking that ube might become the new matcha but trader joe’s is already pushing japanese purple sweet potatoes…. it might only be a matter of time
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Danni 🐦 COMMS OPEN @somecoolpigeon.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Twst valentines stickers I made for an event today (1/2) #twst #twistedwonderland #ツイステファンアート #ツイステ
Valentines stickers design of LeonaValentines stickers design of Malleus Valentines stickers design of IdiaValentines stickers design of Trey
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
tattoo places: if you want ppl to show up for friday the 13th tattoos please post the flash designs at least a day or two in advance not day of bc how are ppl going to schedule around coming in if they can’t see what they would possibly want
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
hehe cooking BLOOD for valloween
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
have a bit of a cold and little brother comforting me w dio pics
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i really want to make pralines roses for valentine’s day but idk if i should risk making candies w my stove top. plus i don’t have all the things i would need to make it easier on me. like do i REALLY need to go out of my way to buy a candy thermometer and rose water that i’d only use for these lol
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i love seeing pantry staple/cooking discourse on twitter bc it’s like it’s everyone first day on earth. wdym making a basic recipe is too expensive bc u have to buy all these ingredients like chili oil therefore it’s cheaper to order out. hello?
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
ok are we rocking w this look. heart ribbing and heart cables in off white and red for valentine’s day. i def cast on too little stitches but it should be fine after i block it. i think its going to be an open side sweater vest and tied w ribbons or if i can find them some cute heart buttons
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
tbh i hate induction tops/electric stovetops since i grew up using gas when i was learning to cook as a kid& that’s what we usually used in culinary school too. one place i lived at’s stove WOULD NOT recognize that something was on it so we had to get new pots&pans. i hate “smart” kitchen appliances
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
nothing is more humbling for ur cooking abilities than to see how much distance tomato sauce splatters can reach
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
rip hedgehogs (and jamil hoodie) they will be cannibalized for their yarn 😔
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
can anyone explain to me the uptick in “apartment cafes” in the past year. i’ve seen a few videos where ppl are hosting “cafes” in their apt but i haven’t clicked on them like are they exchanging money for this?? and how has local laws not cracked down on this bc omg it’s a lawsuit waiting to happen
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
thrift book haul ✌️ shouldn’t be buying stuff i will have to eventually pack and move but was too tempted. some buffy dvd box sets were calling my name but i shouldn’t start collecting them just yet i already have so many dvds
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
last baked treat of the year! didn’t make anything for xmas due to poor health so new year’s eve pecan shortbread using my super cute shortbread pan i got years ago. very tasty
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“how midwestern is your family?” yes
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
we were all too busy to celebrate xmas yesterday so we did presents today but i was not expecting my parents to have actually listened to me when i said i wanted a vintage rolling globe bar 🥺 it’s so cool and pretty !!!!
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“cats are assholes and hate everyone” skill issue. look at my dio. he’s purring and missed me so much
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
had everyone open their presents today bc not everyone will be here xmas morning and super happy the socks fit!
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
3am snickerdoodles bc my sleep schedule is a mess. probably should’ve let them sit in the fridge so they wouldn’t spread so much but whatever
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🦔 @bananaclaw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
WHAT IN TJE GACHA GODS????
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