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Shannon Turner

@ban9na.bsky.social
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Mama | Wife | Wedding Cake Artist | Crossword Puzzler | Book Fiend Not normally quite THIS snarky.

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Aaaand there it is.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Man. Looks like you oWnEd YoUrSeLf, Austin. (And Steffi). So anyway! Anyone doing anything fun this weekend?
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
My journey, exactly 😂
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Made me think of this
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh my God, that’s enough internet for me for today. 😩
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#TrumpTariffs
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This was an incredible read.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/05/2025
centrifugal | adjective | proceeding or acting in a direction away from a center or axis
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Press freedom in the United States has hit a record low, according to the latest World Press Freedom Index.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
MTG!
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I wish she would just shut the hell up. Everyone hates her.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Bout to be my kitchen
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/05/2025
Missed a spot
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This one, too. 🤣
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
💥 BOOM 💥
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have right now, having listened to this twice to be sure he said what I thought I heard him say… Clearly scientifically illiterate and grossly unqualified.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 30/04/2025
Bird photography tips, an oldie that is hopefully useful for spring migration right now.
A comic called Bird Photography tips. A good bird photo shows a cape may warbler perched on a branch, with excellent lighting, subject in focus, and field marks clearly visible. A great bird photo shows the warbler in mid hop, labeled with peerless athleticism, levitation??, powerful. An excellent bird photo shows a little round warbler facing the camera, labeled borb, round, and a good bird. An exceptional bird photo shows the bird zooming forward mid flight, labeled nyooooom.
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MicheleWitchyPoo🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋 @michelewitchypoo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
💯👇🏼
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m down.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Day 1 of asking the entire world if we can all collectively stop using the phrase “game changer”. 😩
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
So… completely antithetical to the point. EXACTLY.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This is absolutely fucking INSANE.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Wow! You look like you could be in your 40’s, Jack. I had NO IDEA you were 75!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This mother is barely a year old herself. She has played a blinder keeping her babies alive. We brought them in today. They'll never go back on the streets. 4 little lives saved forever ❤️
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 25/04/2025
now this is hard hitting journalism
an article in an Arlington paper headed "the owls are not what they seem"
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
BRUTAL
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Our family cancelled Prime and none of us have purchased a thing from Amazon since we did. I thought it would be hard, but absolutely everything I could get there is available elsewhere for the same or a cheaper price and we’re not paying for Prime anymore. Like.. no pain. Shocking, honestly.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Donald is having a LOT of feelings this morning. Where does he find all the time to play his little golf games, watch so much tv, stew on his feelings about tv, and play around on social media so often?
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Absolutely beautiful!
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This should be the top story in Axios’s morning read. But it isn’t. It’s the FIFTH top story. @axios.com www.axios.com/2025/04/23/t...
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I could have sworn he said this would happen if Kamala was elected. Oops
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
😂😂
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Feel like something is … missing from your life? It’s probably a tiny pot of three little propagated pothos and a Jane Austin novel. 🌱
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
But he and his PS will tell you right in your face tomorrow that his approval rating has never been higher. And that “eggs are down”, “gas is down”, “inflation is zero”, etc.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
THAT
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hegsbreath had a tough time deciding whether the liquor apps or AM/Grindr should have been on the Home Screen. He actually decided he wanted AM on the Home Screen with Grindr but drunkenly added it to the 2nd page when he was trying to add his cat to the Secret War Plans group text with his bro. 🥃🥴
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Listen. YOU try cleaning up the ol’ ‘burns fresh out of a nine day boozer while dry-heaving, texting with one hand, and trying to squint at the mirror through one bloodshot eyeball.
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It’s behind his mama’s text notification 😉
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
WELL SHIT
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
😂🙏
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Jumping in here with some edits:
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Allow me to make a few edits: @democrats.org
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Shannon Turner @ban9na.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
😂
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