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@balze.bsky.social
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balze.carrd.co it's me blaze5857 but i took balze instead cuz it had shorter characters and also cuz it was funny

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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the fact that both of those things are being done at the same time is just tragic
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
artificially inflating the difficulty of your puzzle is one thing and forcing the puzzle solver to figure out some nonsense from some obscure book your mom read to you as a sperm is another thing both are one of the worst possible things you could do as a puzzle creator and the fact that both of th
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
puthing around is NOT a good puzzle and i believe it's also not worth 101k robux for some dumb 1 in 500k roulette that on day 1 of it being nerfed gets guessed immediately. the ass backwards logic you have to get for the answer is horrendous and the anti-cheat is just not good game design
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this new fucking fortnite gift card balance shit piss me off cuz now i gotta get taxed on vbucks instead of just buying outright
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i love when i get locked out of my polytoria account cuz my computer broke down and that was the only device 2fa works on
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
the mysterious Tomodachi Collection for the Nintendo DS:
tomodachi collection six feet under
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
fun little thing you can do with your old tomolife cartridge #TomodachiLife
Nintendo Switch with Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream and Nintendo 3DS with Tomodachi Life. Both games are in their respective Photo Studios with the same Mii waving, with both consoles positioned in such a way that the Miis are waving to each other.
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
drawing competition games on #roblox heavily rely on good faith among the other contestants to judge properly because majority of the time the other voters are children who very much want their drawing to win so all they do is spam 1-star ratings on every other drawing except theirs this is a flaw
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
dni if you think this is a good site
i fucking hate papergames.io
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sorry guys. i want the mega man i will only play for the mega man. it's like in brawlhalla i only played brawlhalla for mega man
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
these being limited accessories kinda ruin my decision to purchase sonic racing crossworlds for mega man semi-exclusively
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"just play block tales" not until they remove tutorial terry from the game and/or make his initial encounter beatable
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
adventure story is a shit ass roblox game because why the fuck is the difficulty spike when going into the hidden woods to fight burglars so fucking exponential i'm still TECHNICALLY at the BEGINNING of the GAME and i'm getting TWO-SHOT every time i encounter an enemy running costs 17 coins bad game
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
death counters are a terrible addition to your video game because it makes me feel like shit when i look at them
Deaths: 1
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the pettiest person of today vs the equivalent of a brick wall
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"is all this seriously only for one fucking dollar" you're not gonna believe how much i did NOT want to spend robux during this time
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
wait... roblox is awesome because it won't give me my one dollar's worth back
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"that's on you for not seeing the price" majority of experiences on roblox don't fucking put a subscription modal for their private servers it's not my fault they did that
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
i fucking hate this company bro at this rate i don't care about my account of 9 years #roblox
"I accidentally bought a private server for the experience "STAY INSIDE" (https://www.roblox.com/games/94495283121683/STAY-INSIDE) on Roblox and I would like to request a refund as I did not notice the price attached to the server and I DID NOT INTEND to purchase the private server considering it was a PAID SUBSCRIPTION. I do not want to just stop renewing the server, I demand a full refund."
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i dunno about you guys... but i feel like this tale is pretty lifted... this tale is pretty high... like some sort of hytale...
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
fanart of www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRAz...
youtube.com
bye to your future.
YouTube video by Fileto
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
fileto's animation "bye to your future" #fanart #art sorry for the watermark
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
mega man's new design looks more exe-like. he's got that dent in the ear cup and that shoulder pad also with a dent on it buncha other junk i noticed but can't fit like different details and stuff these devs love changing the details on their blue boy it's crazy #MegaMan #MegaManDO
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
sorry. my mistake. *giantess feet porn
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
sorry. my mistake. *fat fetish porn
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
they say twitter's homepage algorithm is coded to give you posts that make you angry. bluesky's doing the exact same thing, though instead of posts about politics and racism it's furry porn
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man to fish and he won't pay for his lessons
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
IF MEGA MAN starred JACK BLACK⁉️😂😂 "Whoa! That charge shot was so mega, man!" "'Mega, man...' I think I like that name..."
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
IF INANIMATE INSANITY STARRED JACK BLACK...⁉️😂😂 "My new phone, MePhoneX... will turn you all inanimate!!" "What!? This is insanity!!" "You can say that again..." #inanimateinsanity #osc
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
good to know that it's on twitter recommending the most far-right of content on the homepage but it's on bluesky recommending the most porn of content on the homepage horrifying.
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
oh. that's pony pussy on my bluesky discover page...
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
trainer pr video didn't return in #pokemonlegendsza i'm disappointed #pokemon
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
why are people saying "shaw" so much i mean the company got bought by rogers so i dunno why it's gotten all popular a discussion all of a sudden
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
enshittification of youtube comment sections i fucking hate these "fun fact" comments cuz they're basically just like-begging with extra steps
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
the scariest thing of all is active vivid imagination and frankly i'm pissed off about that bitches in the horror be like "turn around" yeah i'm immediately dead if i do that cuz i be doing that every five seconds like i'm jeremy fitzgerald fnaf i blame animal crossing wild world
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
misandry on my bluesky timeline. i see how it is... twitter 2...
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
my mega man oc "Doctor Assbert Oh Shit" and instead of using machines he uses bombs and machetes and shit dr oh shit solos everyone fr
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
i didn't care about undertale all too much
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
my grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards #deltarune #deltarunefanart #デルタルーン #yugioh crosspost from twitter
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
* Please discontinue your unbearable bickering. パレッタペナルティ[PALETTA PENALTY] #DELTARUNE #DELTARUNEfanart #DELTARUNEChapter2 #DELTARUNESwatch #デルタルーン crosspost from twitter
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
* Behold, Kris! My blast of intelligence! バードリー・バニッシュ [BERDLY BANISH] #DELTARUNE #DELTARUNEfanart #DELTARUNEChapter2 #DELTARUNEBerdly #デルタルーン #Berdly #バードリー crosspost from twitter
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If FORSAKEN starred Jack Black⁉️😂😂 "Hey!! This guy's SPAWNCAMPING me!!" "I'm sorry... he's *what*camping you...?" . i fucking hate forsaken
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
they said doomscrolling on bluesky couldn't be done but look at me now
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
what if instead of "the idea is simple" it was "the idea is unbelievable" think about it daniel failboat
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i was browsing "switch 2" on the bluesky search and i saw some guy's dick and elephant porn. thanks bluesky. i'm moving to threads or something
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
shin kamen rider vitamin #kamenrider
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i can't post gifs properly. stinks
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
if DANDY'S WORLD starred Jack Black⁉️😂😂 2 "THIS... isan *I*CHOR Machiiine... You turn the wheel, and watch it PUMP." "Is that what all that black goo is?" "Yeah... it's also what happened to the other Toons too... it got them all *twisted*..."
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
if DANDY'S WORLD starred Jack Black⁉️😂😂 "Just how dandy *is* this world...?" "I dunno... You'll have to ask THE TOONS..."
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Blaze @balze.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
writing a haiku umm uhh umm uhh umm uhh uhh how do i write one
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