josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i thought comedy was legal on twitter dot com? 020
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026when you get bottom surgery do you get to choose what genre of pussy you want? like "make sure my pussy tight" or "gimme that fat pussy" etc. 130
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026"i never considered that Dr Pepper could be a woman" but did you ever consider that Dr Pepper could be nonbinary? you didn't, did you? because you only fucking think about yourself 150
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026i lied, put your clothes back on we're watching full sets of screamo bands on youtube 021
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026why is every Joe Rogan podcast episode just: "I LOVE DEER MEAT AND HATE TRANS PEOPLE YO JAMIE PULL UP THAT UFO CLIP" 060
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026starting my morning off listening to Portrayal of Guilt not even tryna have a good day 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 04/03/2026HACKING IN PROGRESS UNATCO... HACKED AREA 51... HACKED STATUE OF LIBERTY... HACKED 020
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026what do you mean there's a blood moon tonight that isn't visible from the uk 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 02/03/2026that video of the governor of Alabama burping mid sentence during a press conference gets me cry laughing every time it's so fuckin funny 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Leon Kennedy: "don't worry guys i'll be right over in my 650 hp Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT which goes from 0-60 in 3.1 seconds and has a top speed of 190 mph" 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 01/03/2026please stop sharing clips of the singing zombie she's really fucking hot and it's giving me a huge boner 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026customer came into work, stood right next to me and was like "i've got a cold. what do you recommend?" erm cold medicine? paracetamol? ibuprofen? a bath? soup? getting the fuck away from me? 230
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 25/02/2026your metal album cover should look like a magic the gathering card and your magic the gathering card should look like a metal album cover 140
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026battling demons right now (looking at swords to buy) 020
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026woke up and immediately started listening to Alice in Chains not even trying to have a good morning 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026the greatsword! it carried me through the majority of Elden Ring before i switched to the blasphemous blade it's so cool to find it in Dark Souls III 030
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026"why are you dressed like that?" "like what?" 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 20/02/2026reverse cowgirl so i can replay Pokémon FireRed on my Switch 020
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 19/02/2026as someone with a sword tattoo is it socially acceptable for me to get another sword tattoo? i'll probs still do it anyway idk why i'm asking 030
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 19/02/2026did anyone else play this when they were younger and find it really hard because the only other turn-based rpg they'd played was Pokémon? 110
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026okay A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is really good 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 15/02/2026𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔶 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦'𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔦𝔬𝔫'𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 041
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 15/02/2026hi welcome back to another round of "WHY ARE THEY STARING AT YOU?" do they think ur cute? do they think ur ugly? is is because ur TRANSGENDER? or are you just being paranoid? 171
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Elrond turning to his partner when no one showed up to the orgy they organised: "our list of allies grows thin..." 021
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 07/02/2026what do you mean i can't do blood magic because i don't have a uterus so i can't use my period blood fuck my stupid transgender life 021
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026customer: "sorry i was just looking at the snake on your arm wow is that a MAGA tattoo? they have a snake on their flag don't they?" me: 050
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 04/02/2026did my injection to the Twin Peaks soundtrack today 060
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 04/02/2026look it doesn't matter how much the sweater i just bought was all that matters is that it looks sick 010
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026love that instagram feature where you can repost other people's posts but if someone reposts your post then it doesn't tell you who it was very cool 020
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026hope my work doesn't mind me bouncing this pokémon bouncy ball instead of doing my job because that's what i'm doing all day 040
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Blade Runner is truly one of the best late night movies it just feels nocturnal it's perfect to watch when you're kinda sleepy 030
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 01/02/2026it's still the biggest chub ruiner that we never got a season 3 of Mindhunter and never got a season 4 of Hannibal 020
josferatu @balrogovmallgoth.bsky.social · 31/01/2026i just had a customer ask how my day was so i said "long! how's yours?" and he said "i've been relaxing all day that's what Saturdays are for" and i said "that's nice i'm on a 10 hour shift" 130
