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Matt

@ballsamic.bsky.social
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After the beach a couple weeks ago 😘
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What sport do I look like I would play?
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Be the hog you wish to see in the world
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are too many books that I want to read and not enough time
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😘
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had Burger King for dinner 25 years ago today
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today is the only day I am working this week so I rescheduled all of my meetings essentially back to back from 9:30-2 and when I woke up this morning my work computer hard drive was failing
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🧑‍🎤
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Someone please tell me I don’t need to pick up knitting just to make this one sweater pattern I’ve become obsessed with
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🤭
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I know everyone’s saying it right now but I love Chicago and I love my friends it was a great weekend to be me
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Who tf scheduled me for 5 back to back calls on the Monday after Market Days
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ok have this one too
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Taco BELLE 💜
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Will I survive this weekend? There’s only one way to find out
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Do you think Zara Larsson uses Swedish dish cloths?
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Manifesting a nap on the beach this afternoon 🙏
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Singlet Sunday or whatever 🤼‍♂️
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
our power was out for 9.5 hours today and I forgot I could charge my phone with my computer
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Staring out the window waiting to see if the sun comes back out so I can go to the beach
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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Donald Glover's 'Good' Meme Moment
Alt: Donald Glover's 'Good' Meme Moment
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Who up exploding their journal factory
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Very rough draft for a tank top idea
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There’s a special place in hell for people
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If you weren’t at boots you’re only getting half the story
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pride month tried to kill me
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I wanna see you at BOOTS!
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I got a promotion and that’s cool but all I really want to do is sit at home and make things with my hands
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Maybe every day should be Halloween
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ngl I am obsessed with us
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The birds are chirping and we are eating burgers with our makeup still on
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
QUEEN! Tonight queen??
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love when Michelle Visage doesn’t like a shoe.
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I mare another shirt
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
We both bought some rubber today and then went to The Eagle 🫦
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can not wait to be home in Chicago tomorrow 😵‍💫
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
💋🍒
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Getting back into sewing and made this shirt
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Spent all day clocked in at the good day factory
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
And so what if I post the same picture on two different social media platforms
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Happy Saturday
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It’s my birthday and here is my gift to you
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Waited too long to make birthday plans for this weekend oops
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Need to wear a wig soon
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I would kill for a honey bun rn
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The other day I asked if a restaurant had root beer and our waitress said “I’m not sure I’ll go check…. I know we do have lemonade” and I can’t stop thinking about it
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Need to get the rest of my chest tattooed asap
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Matt @ballsamic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Giving up complaining for lent
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