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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

You just seem like you'd be the pregnant one

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Me too, honestly... If my recovery's a joke, I'm gonna make it fucking funny.

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I had those. It inspired me to be a comedian.

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Torture? Wow, Jax, you've really gotta-- { Cue the cold pie falling splat onto Jax's head. } -- CHILL OUT.

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

{ ... Smiling??? } Juuuust keep standing right there.

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I sure hope I'm not hit by any stray pies!

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{{ can i trade in my pomni money

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{{ its like 2 minutes i might as well just watch it

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{{ this shit is genuinely killing me this scene is right before he says "i dont want to be here! i dont want to be alive anymoreee!"

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{{ i was looking at horroskunx kaufmo origin story comments. that boy said " "

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{ It goes up, and goes back down making a noise akin to sound tubes. He shakes his head for a moment. } Yeah, yeah! Just haven't seen you for awhile. Guess it was just a matter of time... you had me toad-ally worried, there!

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Of COURSE it's "real". And I've gotta scrub "exit" off my walls. What, you finally lose a few screws?

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{{ horror skunx when it comes to making the worst models ever

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Yeah. Stick to that. You don't call me "Kaufee".

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{ There's a blank stare as Kaufmo's mouth hangs slightly agape. } R-Ribbit. Hey, Rib! Rib, Rib... Rib.

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Gangle? Hey, Gangle! { Waddling over like nothing happened. }

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Huh? Hey, stare somewhere else, man.

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{ Opening the door all the way out, storming out of the room with a muddied sponge muttering something about "this isn't funny. this isn't funny. and I KNOW FUNNY." }

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{{ without audio its not as funny. or without knowing the reference. forget the joke nothing ever happened

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

{ The X on Kaufmo's door slowly fades away. } { ... there's a sound of scrubbing inside. }

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KAUFMO 🎪 @balloonanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

⠀ *Disclaimer: Kaufmo the Clown did not show up today. ⠀

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