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Ballistic Melissa

@ballisticmelissa.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm Melissa! (She/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I'm a hobby artist who likes to draw boobies! I post mostly NSFW stuff, some SFW. Hope you enjoy my art! <3

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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grab your sponge and your bucket, looks like you've got a new customer! As a dragon herself, I wonder how Kovanni would look if she was in Drag n' Wash. ^v^ #dragnwash #fanart #OC #Dragon #cute
Kovanni, in form reminiscent of the art style of Drag 'n Wash, stands in the shop, eagerly awaiting her wash.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Gali, Defender of Ga-Koro" Real ones know. #Bionicle #lego #fanart #Gali
Gali, Toa of water swims beneath the village of Ga-koro. Light filters down from the surface above. A Tarakava stalks the water behind her waiting for its opening to attack the Matoran village.

I've always loved bionicle and have wanted for a long while to do some fan art as well as a re-imagining of the classic toa mata from my childhood. So through great effort and a lot of failing upwards, I made what is very possibly my best looking art piece ever! (I'm not good at backgrounds, so it was trial and error the whole way) Thank you!
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grab your sponge and your bucket, looks like you've got a new customer! As a dragon herself, I wonder how Kovanni would look if she was in Drag n' Wash. ^v^ #dragnwash #fanart #OC #Dragon #cute
Kovanni, in form reminiscent of the art style of Drag 'n Wash, stands in the shop, eagerly awaiting her wash.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Gali, Defender of Ga-Koro" Real ones know. #Bionicle #lego #fanart #Gali
Gali, Toa of water swims beneath the village of Ga-koro. Light filters down from the surface above. A Tarakava stalks the water behind her waiting for its opening to attack the Matoran village.

I've always loved bionicle and have wanted for a long while to do some fan art as well as a re-imagining of the classic toa mata from my childhood. So through great effort and a lot of failing upwards, I made what is very possibly my best looking art piece ever! (I'm not good at backgrounds, so it was trial and error the whole way) Thank you!
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So medical stuff has been keeping me down for the last couple weeks. But I'm slowly recovering to where I can get back to posting. If you're waiting for a commission from me, I apologize for the delay, I'll get back to it as soon as my strength comes back. Thanks.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dust Herder girl. #BlinxTheTimeSweeper #lewd #pinup #NSFW
An anthropomorphized dust herder (a time-monster from the game: Blinx the Time Sweeper) sits provocatively atop her orb straddling her staff, clearly eager for her encounter with her favorite time sweeper.

"Looking for this?"
The dust herder gal holds out a heart-shaped time crystal.
"Come and take it." she jeers "We've got plenty of time."

Blinx looks on either nervous or aroused...or both. 

This game was a HUGE part of my childhood. Certainly a beloved part as well. I played this game SO MUCH. It's a shame it got poor reception. If you played it, tell me your favorite thing about the game! ^v^Alternate version without text to show more of the background that I spent HOOOOOURS working on. TTvTT
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"Rockstar" Did some drawing to distract myself from the weather the other day. #pinup #nsfw #lewd #pen&ink
Pen and paper drawing of Lilla sitting on a "Flyer" brand stage amp. She is holding a microphone in her right hand, and propping up her bass guitar in the other. She is wearing torn thigh high socks, with big strappy leather boots and a simple black jacket is opened showing her black underwear underneath as she smiles sexily to the viewer.

It has been a long while since I did any traditional art, but spending several hours in a tornado shelter, while the sky was tryin' to kill me, meant I had some time and needed a distraction.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I am a firm believer that a nice hot soak in the bath does wonders for the soul.
Kovanni enjoying a nice hot soak in the bath.Kovanni enjoying a nice hot soak in the bath, but this time with no bubbles to cover up the naughty bits.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
More Twitter art. I don't know what possessed me to draw a chubby fish woman laying on a plate of fries, but idk I still think it's neat. so uh...Fish 'n Chips I guess.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
More Twitter art! I quite enjoyed all the redraws of this meme, and so I had to do one for myself! XD
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Summer may be on it's way out but its still warm enough to enjoy the pool!
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
More art from Twitter Kovanni in the 'reverse bunny suit'
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Kovanni has quite the collection!
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Sharing is caring, and Kovanni does like to share from her collection.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Kovanni shows off her new magic trick!
Ok so you know how like that viral video where this girl put a condom in her mouth and then deepthroated a dildo to put the condom on? Yeah so I was like, "How can I make Kovanni do it? Obviously by dialing it up to 11."

Panel 1: Kovanni sits at a table smile on her face, and a condom in her mouth. In front of her rests a teal dildo suction cupped to the table. "Hey! You wanna see a magic trick?" 

Panel 2: Kovanni violently SLAMS her head down onto the table open mouthed on the dildo not even taking the time to unwrap the condom. Her nose smacks against the table surface and her eyes roll back.

Panel 3: Kovanni throws her head back gasping for breath as the empty condom wrapper flies out of her mouth. The dildo whipping from side to side enshrouded by the contraceptive protection.

Panel 4. Kovanni attempts to compose herself, hair disheveled and a thin line of saliva connecting her lips to the dildo as she chokes out the words: "You wanna see me do it again?"
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Kovanni is already rocking her beach body! This really made me wanna go to the beach! XD @galajo.bsky.social credit for the idea! Thanks!
Kovanni on the beach wearing a rainbow slinkini and holding a delicious beverage. 

She doesn't know exactly what's in it, but it tastes like mango and strawberry and has 17% alcohol by volume so she don't care!Kovanni has a little wardrobe malfunction! She might need to get a bigger sized swimsuit.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Partner swap. Featuring @rexyvexi.bsky.social 's OC Rexy. #NSFW #OC #digitalart
Kovanni, Gael, Rexy and Lilla engage in a bit of partner swapping. Kovanni reassures Rexy that he is doing well as he thrusts deep into Lilla. "You're doing so well" She says, "Just breathe"

His thrusts quicken as he gets closer to his limit. 

Gael gently rubs Lilla's thighs watching her face contort with pleasure. "Looks like he's getting close" he says seeing Rexy's hips buck faster and faster. "How are you feeling sweetie? Enjoying it?" Gael says, rubbing Lilla's thigh.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
I think this suits her much better, don't you? #NSFW #photoshop
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have been trying my best to find a way to make it a bit easier to read "DateNight" So I have posted it elsewhere. I will still post pages here, but i'll make a separate one for "Datenight AFTER" e621.net/pools/56090 ^ Click the link to read the comic all in one place ^
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Date Night by BallisticMelissa - e621
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
part 1 of a TADC commission from Discord! #TADC #Pomni #Ragatha #NSFW #comic #lewd #commission
Conversation can be heard through Pomni's door. 

Ragatha: It's true! I could hear them all the way out in the hallway!

Pomni: Heh...nice

Ragatha: I'm happy for them...

Pomni and Ragatha can be seen sitting side by side on Pomni's bed. 

Ragatha: shyly looks at pomni "so... *about* that new update."

Ragatha: reaches her hand down and places it ontop of Pomni's "I thought maybe..."

Ragatha: unbuttons her dress and begins sliding it off her shoulder. "...we could...test it out ourselves..."

Pomni: strips immediately and can be seen with a yellow and orange strapon. "Oh I'm way ahead of you."
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MatchesYashi🔞 @matchesdraco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
ALL COMMISSIONS DONE! THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTED ME! Gonna be resting for a little bit, the heat makes it pretty difficult to draw <:) More below vvvv Pride pic, Sandy Shocks and the red Parrot belongs to @rexyvexi.bsky.social and @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Wasn't 100% satisfied with the last two pieces, so I made some edits. Kovanni and Lilla go dancing at a blacklight rave. #art #OCart #digitalart #NSFW #rave #dancing #music #crowdsurfing #glowsticks
Kovanni and Lilla go dancing at a blacklight rave.Kovanni knows how to get a crowd going. Kovanni, crowdsurfing, is being held aloft by the crowd, their hands groping and feeling her body as they pull at her clothes.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A self-portrait I did as part of a commission from a few years ago. "Myself in the garden." #digitalart #commission #SFW #selfportrait
A picture of me walking through my garden accompanied by my boy Smudge. I am carrying an Aloe vera plant and a purple watering can. My other cat Grif sits on the fence behind me, stoically surveying his territory.

This piece fills me with an amount of bliss that I don't really know what to do with. The peacefulness of tending my garden is something I enjoy immensely.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lilla is NOT a morning person.... #cute #lewd
A picture depicting lilla in her usual morning state. "G'morning..." she croaks out while drinking her 4th cup of coffee at 1:45 in the afternoon.

she wears an oversized sleep shirt (the same she has had since she was 8) which is a lilac purple raglan t-shirt with the words "Princess Kitty" printed across the front. She drinks from a coffee mug bearing the batman logo. An ironic holiday gift she received from Kovanni.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A self-portrait I did as part of a commission from a few years ago. "Myself in the garden." #digitalart #commission #SFW #selfportrait
A picture of me walking through my garden accompanied by my boy Smudge. I am carrying an Aloe vera plant and a purple watering can. My other cat Grif sits on the fence behind me, stoically surveying his territory.

This piece fills me with an amount of bliss that I don't really know what to do with. The peacefulness of tending my garden is something I enjoy immensely.
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Rexy (Commissions open) @rexyvexi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A little animation to get back into the flow of animating!
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The moment I saw Jax in eyeliner, I was in love. The new ep. doin' things to me. #TADC #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #Jax #Ragatha #Kinger #Gangle #Pomni #Zooble #Caine #fanart #NSFW #bdsm Textless alts in comments.
Jax is tied up using Gangle as the binding. Ragatha teases him in front of the other members of the circus. 

Jax stares up indignantly at Gangle and Ragatha.

Ragatha: Pomni was right! Being a jerk is kind of fun. Right Jax?

Pomni: This...isn't what I meant...

Zooble: Never seen him this quiet. I always figured you'd be into this sort of thing.

Kinger is distracted by an insect in the background. Caine looks on in horror at the scene unfolding.Jax is tied up using Gangle as the binding. Ragatha teases him in front of the other members of the circus. 

Jax, being unable to contain himself any longer, releases his "frustration" into the air in front of everyone.

Ragatha: Pomni was right! Being a jerk is kind of fun. Right Jax?

Pomni: This...isn't what I meant...

Zooble: Never seen him this quiet. I always figured you'd be into this sort of thing.

Kinger is distracted by an insect in the background. Caine looks on in horror at the scene unfolding.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Textless alts. #TADC #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #Jax #Ragatha #Kinger #Gangle #Caine #fanart #NSFW #bdsm
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I don't have anything clever to say about this. I just think they're cute together. #NSFW #TADC #Zooble #Gangle #fanart #digitalart
Gangle scribbles away at her drawing pad as Zooble breaks the silence.

"Hey gangle... Look what I found..."

Gangle looks up from her drawings and sees Zooble sporting a new rainbow colored phallus as they sit invitingly on the edge of the bed.

"Wanna help me test it out?" 

Gangle blushes and gasps wildly.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dust Herder girl. #BlinxTheTimeSweeper #lewd #pinup #NSFW
An anthropomorphized dust herder (a time-monster from the game: Blinx the Time Sweeper) sits provocatively atop her orb straddling her staff, clearly eager for her encounter with her favorite time sweeper.

"Looking for this?"
The dust herder gal holds out a heart-shaped time crystal.
"Come and take it." she jeers "We've got plenty of time."

Blinx looks on either nervous or aroused...or both. 

This game was a HUGE part of my childhood. Certainly a beloved part as well. I played this game SO MUCH. It's a shame it got poor reception. If you played it, tell me your favorite thing about the game! ^v^Alternate version without text to show more of the background that I spent HOOOOOURS working on. TTvTT
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lilla is NOT a morning person.... #cute #lewd
A picture depicting lilla in her usual morning state. "G'morning..." she croaks out while drinking her 4th cup of coffee at 1:45 in the afternoon.

she wears an oversized sleep shirt (the same she has had since she was 8) which is a lilac purple raglan t-shirt with the words "Princess Kitty" printed across the front. She drinks from a coffee mug bearing the batman logo. An ironic holiday gift she received from Kovanni.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Lilla always dreams of achieving new 'heights'!
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride is more than just a celebration of our light and our love. It is also a protest. Fighting for our right to exist. Let your LGBTQA+ loved ones know that they're loved. And show the world how brightly we shine. The enemy of hate is love. So love! Answer their hate with our love! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️ #pride2026
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Kovanni wishes everyone a happy pride month!! #pride2025 #pridemonth #transrights #LGBTQ+ #Lovewins ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🩵🩷🤍🤍🩷🩵 If you have a friend or family member who is a part of the LGBTQ+ family go and let them know you love and support them! They really might need to hear it more these days.
A picture I drew for last year's pride month where Kovanni goes all out on her pride outfit. Wearing rainbow tights, a skirt with the bisexual colors, a shirt reading "sounds gay...im in" a pansexual button and various other flags and accessories flying all the colors. 
If I were to draw Kovanni in her pride outfit, then it's only fair for me to get to share mine. As well. I do own several of the pieces of Kovanni's outfit IRL like the tights, shirt and myriad pins, so it only felt right to add them.

This pride month is the most important month for LGBTQ+ recognition so far. While I firmly believe that pride should exist year-round, this month's societal importance should still be taken advantage of. Many of us particularly in recent years, the trans members of the community are facing more and more struggle. The growing transphobia that is propagating through the media and the increasing amount of hate crimes directed at a very vulnerable slice of the population is making an already difficult life all the more difficult. Not to mention the myriad bills and legislation being passed in the US to directly stifle our existence in a thinly veiled attempt to "eradicate" us from society. 

Now is the best time to show your support to the LGBTQ+ community. Tell your gay trans or intersex friends that they are loved, and their feelings and struggles are valid. We should stand together now more than ever. If you have friends or family that are part of the LGBTQ+ community then reach out to them and remind them how much they are loved and cherished even in these dark times. And if you (like me) are part of the community itself, I love you. You are loved and respected, you are valid, and you deserve to be able to seek the life that fulfills you.

If harmful bills or legislation is happening in your area, please call or write to your local representatives and implore them to show us the kindness respect, and more importantly DIGNITY that we deserve as human beings.

Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you, and have a very happy pride month! 

-Melissa

P.S. If you read this alt text all the way to the bottom, then an extra special thank you, let me know by liking and commenting and including the word "cheesecake" in your comment.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
DATENIGHT (after) page 13 END Thank you so much for reading!!! #NSFW #comic #digitalart #lewd
Lilla and Gael relax in embrace after Lilla's transformation.

"So" Gael asks "How are you feeling?"
 
"Honestly, good." Lilla replies. "I definitely feel relaxed"

"Kovanni seems to really care about you." Gael says sweetly.

"Yeah." Lilla says. "For all of her flaws...She's always been there for me when I needed her. She's a good friend." Lilla's eyes glisten with the beginnings of tears. "She's my best friend."

Suddenly the bedroom door falls off its hinges with a deafening SLAM!! as Kovanni pressed against the door (listening in) too hard.

"AWWW LILLA!!! DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT???" Kovanni squeals.

Enraged Lilla shouts, "DAMMIT KOVANNI! Have you been there this whole time???"

"NO!" Kovanni objects "...yes..." She relents. 

"I take back everything I said!!!" Lilla barks!

Thank you for reading my comic! This has been a bit bigger of a project than I expected it to be. I've been working hard to make sure each page was up to the highest standards. I've learned a lot, and I have grown as an artist through the whole process. I have plenty of more ideas for comics yet to come. Kovanni, Lilla, Gael, and even more new characters and their adventures. I hope you'll stick around with me as I tell more stories! Thank you again! 

-Melissa Grant <3
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
More Twitter art! An old favorite of mine from a trip to the beach. #nsfw
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Reposting my old art from Twitter! Kovanni wearing a cute dress!
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How 'bout some love for the less popular pokemon? #fakemon #pokemon Can't take credit for this one. It was @rexyvexi.bsky.social who had the idea. I just drew it. ^v^
Rexy had a fun idea for a mega evolution of Spinda wherein it's tail coiled tightly in the shape of a ball and it would "balance" clumsily on top of its tail like a circus performer of sorts. They walked me through what they thought the finer details should be, and I took care of the rest. ^v^ I think it turned out pretty well!

I think this is a fantastic mega evolution without being too over the top or busy.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Anonymous commission for a portrait of their OC, Sulfur. Thank you so much for commissioning me, this character was tons of fun to draw! #commission #OC #digitalart #demonsona
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
"Falling Into the Sky" Commission for the always wonderful @rexyvexi.bsky.social of their OC floating in space for a phone background. #Commission #aesthetic #digitalart #space #floating #OCart #GraphicDesign #SFW Thank you very much for commissioning me! <3
"Falling Into the Sky" is written in golden letters above a starry background containing pinks and blues and purples shining from nebulae in the background. Rexy floats effortlessly in the zero-g of space. His attention drawn to the shining star just above him. He reaches out, a smile on his face, towards the star.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ah, Sally my beloved. <3 I've been playing a bit of Atlyss. #Atlyss #fanart #NSFW #lewd #pinup #digitalart #OnOff #furry
Sally sits seductively atop her...dog...chest...suitcase...thing. "Well I'll be! Ain't it a PLEASURE to see ya!"Sally sits seductively atop her...dog...chest...suitcase...thing. "Well I'll be! Ain't it a PLEASURE to see ya!" Except this time she's naked.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Was feeling kind of down yesterday, so I did this to make me feel better. Idk who needs to hear it, but you are wonderful and special and loved. #geology #minerals #motivational #amethyst #lapislazuli #quartz #tigerseye #fulgurite #watermelontourmaline #ammonitefossil
"Sometimes it's hard not to feel like a boring grey rock in a box full of gems"

"You look around and see all the things that make everyone else special."

"Whether is the popular ones with their bright colors and personalities."
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"Or the "weird" ones who just seem to have stories to tell."

"It always feels like everyone else is so much more special...but...."

"Don't be too hard on yourself, sometimes you just have trouble seeing your own beauty."

(Minerals in order of appearance)
'Boring grey rock'
Tiger's eye
Quartz
Lapis Lazuli
Watermelon Tourmaline 
Ammonite Fossil
Fulgurite
Amethyst geode(Boring grey rock)
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
DATENIGHT (after) pages 11 & 12
Gael bounces down hard onto Lilla's impressive length. "Are y-you close? I...I don't think I'll... I-I'm gonna..." Feeling Lilla thrusting into his ass sends him over his limit as he cums hard. "HaaaAAAhhhhh.....Fuuuck!" Seeing Gael orgasm in turn, pushes Lilla over her own limit as she grips tightly onto his thigh. Thrusting in deep, Lilla grabs Gael's tail and cums deep inside, holding a surprised gael close to her body as she fills him up. "EEEeeh??!"Gael and Lilla catch their breath after their satisfying orgasms. Suddenly Lilla's groin begins shining brightly with magical light. "Huh?" They look on in shocked silence as they watch Lilla's formerly impressive cock fade from existence returning her normal anatomy as it was. Lilla bounces off the bed spreading her wings and shouting in joy. "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Lilla screams "I'M NORMAL AGAIN!!!"
Gael looks on musing to himself. "Heh...Magic can do some pretty cool stuff can't it?" He says as if something begins to awaken within him.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Kovanni observes No Nut November. How long could you last? ;) #NoNutNovember #NSFW #digitalart #comic This is a redraw/redesign of a comic I drew many years ago.
*sigh* Kovanni laments, scrolling through her phone reading article after article, video after video, seemingly all tackling the very nuanced topic that IS No Nut November. 

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text on phone screen, top to bottom
[..."real" doctor weighs in! (22:45)]

[EDGING ENTHUSIASTS BEWARE: Tips for surviving N...]
[Top 10 tips for surviving No Nut November... #5 will shock you!!!! (3:14)]

[...what's all the fuss? Find out how...]
[The historical origins of No Nut November. (video essay) (1:59:42)]

[Can you taste with your balls? Influencers test viral...]
[I DIPPED MY BALLS IN SOY SAUCE!!! (graphic content)]
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"What's up?" Lilla chimes in.

"Everyone is posting about "No Nut November"... What's the big deal? I don't get it." Kovanni says, annoyed.

"I guess people just want to see how long they can go without jerking off?" Lilla muses, seemingly uninterested in the conversation.

"...But it's only like a month. It's not really that long..." Kovanni says.

"Yeah, I don't get it either." Lilla replies. "Why? You tryin' to get lucky?" Lilla jeers."No no." Kovanni says, waving off Lilla's (totally accurate) jab. "I'm just saying they're complaining about nothing. I could do it easy, no problem!"

Kovanni points a hand to her lap. A cooling blue glow shimmers from the tip of her intex finger as magic flows through her.

Lilla chimes in. "We both know you wouldn't last an hour." She says before noticing the faint bluish glow of Kovanni's magic.

The fabric of Kovanni's shorts begins to tighten as her body transforms. A large bulge forms barely contained beneath naught but a thin layer of cloth. Kovanni crosses her arms triumphantly. Proud of herself, she prepares herself for what will surely be a very long month.

Lilla looks down at Kovanni's...sizeable member...cheeks flushed red, but she remains speechless.

(Spongebob Narrator Voiceover)
"ONE HOUR LATER""LILLA!!!!" A cry erupts from deeper in the apartment. Lilla turns to face the direction of the call. Annoyance on her face. As a bat, her hearing is impeccable. Such a desperate shout is far more than what is neccessary to get her attention. 

"LILLAAAAAA!!!!" The call resounds again. Lilla, well past the point of annoyance, rounds the corner with a call of her own. 

"I can hear you! Calm down!"

Stepping through the threshold of Kovanni's bedroom door, Lilla faces the source of the ear splitting calls.

Kovanni sits on her bed, back to the open door, surrounded by a mess of crumpled and well used tissues, and empty bottles of lotion. Sweat pours off her body as she breathes heavily. Her arm furiously beats to a rhythm that only she knows. 

Kovanni turns, a crazed look in her eyes, face flushed with desperate arousal. She barks out another cry. "I NEED MORE TISSUES!!!"

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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A continuation of the No Nut November post I did as part of a commission. #NSFW #digitalart #comic #NoNutNovember
Illuminated by the light outside her bedroom door, Kovanni loses herself to pleasure as she strokes herself vigorously. Sweating and out of breath she pants as she feels each eager throb of her member. Her already flushed face turns ever more red as she nears her limit. Her entire body tenses up as she can barely contain herself...Lilla steps through the threshold of Kovanni's bedroom carrying some extra tissue boxes as requested by Kovanni. "I brought you more tissues..." She says through an annoyed grimace. Unknown to Lilla, she walked directly into the line of fire. Panic spreads across Lilla's face as she realizes her dire mistake. "Ah Fuuuuck!" Kovanni moans as climax brings her to release. She bucks her hips forward, off the edge of her bed. Completely consumed by ecstacy she hardly even notices as her release covers Lilla head to toe in a sticky mess. Horrified, Lilla drops the tissues in disbelief. An embarrased Kovanni can't help but nervously chuckle at her roommate's situation. "Heh heh... s-sorry..." Kovanni says.
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The real April fools joke is on me...for spending like 2 weeks working on this dumb comic instead of the other comic that i've been doing...sorry.
Kovanni and Lilla relax in their living room. The clock slowly tics its way past 11:59 pm on the night of March 31st. Just as the final second tics over, Kovanni's phone distorts and radiates with a strange chaotic energy. Kovanni and Lilla brace themselves for the unknown as their bodies begin to change. "L-Lilla?" Kovanni whimpers sheepishly. "Kovanni?" Lilla replies, matching tone. They look at eachother's altered appearance. Kovanni's golden skin and silky dark hair. Lilla's fair skin and freckles. "Wh-What?...""WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?!" Kovanni shouts as she begins to realize her elegant draconic features have now been replaced with those more akin to a depressed ape. Lilla, despite no longer having the hearing acuity of bat ears, still flinches at the sheer volume of Kovanni's profound panic. Lilla looks closer at her hands. "Some kind of magic?" She muses quietly. "Did you-" Before She can finish her thought, Kovanni thrusts a foot in Lilla's face in yet more panic. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE UGLY THINGS?!?" She shouts. Lilla leans away in disgust, "They're toes dumbass!!" *THUD THUD THUD* A loud pounding catches the girls' attention. The pounding stops and the door knob begins to jiggle violently then SLAMS open. Revealing horrors beyond description. Lilla, recoiling in fear, "Holy shit! What the fuck is happening??!" Lilla's fear is interrupted yet again as Kovanni calls out "LILLA HELP!" Lilla turns to see Kovanni's shape has once more shifted. Her body soft and pliable. From beneath a soft fabric embroidered mouth she shouts "I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE" each word distorting as reality continues to decay. The room breaks apart with an intense rumble as a seemingly endless white void seeps through the cracks.As the void consumes their realities, the girls are returned to...familiar... forms. Kovanni's draconic features prove to much for the structural integrity of their couch. Lilla, comes to the realize that the difference in her height compared to Kovanni's has grown considerably wider. In her distress she lets out a high pitched screech and-...WOAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!....Oh shit...my computer just blew up...Well, so much for my april fools prank comic. Oh well...Maybe I should stop buying computers from garage sales...and typing with boxing gloves on...
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Speaking of Pokemon... I can't believe I never posted this pic on here! It's one of my fave (*NON NSFW) things I've drawn! Anyway, Here's me as: Pokemon Flying Gym Leader Melissa #Pokemon #Cute #Gligar #Xatu #Drifblim #Noivern #SFW #DigitalArt #Fanart #PokemonOC #Flying #PokemonTrainer #OC
Me as Pokemon Flying Gym Leader Melissa!

She hangs from a rope ladder attached to her Drifblim. She wears a purple pilot jacket with Drifloon's fave embroidered on the chest. She looks to the distance lifting up her flight goggles. Her partner pokemon Gligar rests on the other side of the ladder looking off the opposite direction. She is accompanied by her Xatu and Noivern as the soar above the ground. 

 Flying is my fave pokemon type, so if I was a gym leader, itd 100% be Flying. My fave pokemon of all time is Gligar. It's just so cuuuuuuuuute <3 So of course I'd have one on my team. I'm also a big fan of the drifloon line. so Having a drifblim to carry me around like a hot air balloon would be an absolute must. Me being aware that Flying isn't the most...competitive type would have me bring Xatu and Noivern, for a bit more utility. While it isn't traditionally treated like a flying type, I do also love Garados. 

Anyway. I LOVE this piece and am shocked I haven't posted it here before...
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Ballistic Melissa @ballisticmelissa.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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