Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ours would panic because the food man had died if it was the husband. As long as he is alive to con treats out of she will be happy… even though I know she loves me more really! 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Tonight’s show proves the error in Jon’s belief that the press shouldn’t be independently regulated. They should absolutely be. They have proved with the disgusting bravado & lack of introspection that many in the press have no fear of reprimand as they know there is no effective regulation 040
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sadly the Guardian and many other media sources from all sides of the political spectrum crossed many lines. And now Caroline Flack is being referenced again as a cautionary tale. No point them talking about her when they have obviously learned no lessons 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’m intrigued who that was. There are a couple I am definitely not gelling with 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What do you think of the sewers this series? Love Sophie presenting. She is a client of mine and great fun in the real world 110
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’m loving that band of yellow creeping in from the Channel. Bring on yellow as we have had enough of the dark red 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Congratulations Andy, wonderful news. Your work is the perfect celebration of Pride 010
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 05/07/2026That made me laugh… 🐈 “oh for goodness sake he’s at it again” 020
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Pride everyone, whatever you are up to may the day treat you well & may your home be full of cushions… talking of which, how about a treat for yourself or a loved one? Created via a collaboration of two LGBT+ people. The wonderful artist @sylvesterartist.bsky.social & myself, an upholsterer 🏳️🌈 040
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Thank you for the shoutout Cris. Collaborating with Andy was fun and getting to create something different from his fantastic paintings was a pleasure. Very pleased you like yours 110
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Worth every penny, even if I do say so myself. Beautiful paintings created by @sylvesterartist.bsky.social replicated in detail onto a tactile, high quality velvet then handmade into large cushions by me. A lot of compliments from those who saw them in person at Andy’s wonderful exhibition… 040
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Let’s see how Tommy ten-names’ attack gimps cope the next time they decide to ‘protest’. They love a mask. I guess the police will just continue to avoid using facial-recognition technology so their colleagues in the crowd won’t get identified 🙄 021
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I would be hard pushed to find a Brit who could speak French in Balham these days! 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If near Cheltenham go see @andyduchess.bsky.social’s wonderful show at Spring Cheltenham… buy a painting, a print or a limited edition hand-made cushion. If you can’t make it but interested in the cushions message me or Andy. £60 each, softest velvet & obviously featuring Andy’s fabulous portraits 040
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Thank you. I was very careful with the print company I brought on board as it was essential the details of Andy’s brushstrokes were retained. And went for the short velvet to keep them as tactile as possible. Then made them all up by hand. I’m really pleased with them 110
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Amazing, thank you. I’m definitely up for future collaborations with Andy. Love his work and it lends itself so well to fabric creation 120
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Another fantastic portrait. Andy really is a talented artist. The skin tones and shadows are wonderful. The pink hat no knickers is still the winner for me 110
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 27/06/2026That is fantastic. Are your others public (so to speak!). I discovered Andy back in the days when he painted Twitter profile faces. Love the two he did of me and my husband. Also have three small landscapes. Creating the cushions for him was a joy 370
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Loved this portrait when I saw it last night @jmcl1980.bsky.social One of Andy’s show highlights for me 150
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Under a different label isn’t he describing himself and his cult? ICE on the streets murdering people, economy heading to collapse, people unable to afford healthcare or quality food, international wars aiming to exterminate enemies and enforce Trump indoctrination? America, you in danger girl 010
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Would be rude not stop off for lunch on the way home from Cheltenham #IYKYK 010
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Great to meet you both this evening. A lovely surprise to chat to another Westwood connoisseur! 130
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Thank you Neale, was lovely to meet you both and see the fabulous exhibition as a whole #pinkbacksplease 010
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A selection of the wonderful faces captured in paint by the talented hands of @andyduchess.bsky.social 080
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A pleasure collaborating with you on this collection Andy. Your portraits look stunning printed on velvet 120
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Near Cheltenham this weekend? Pop in to Spring Cheltenham to see Andy Sylvester’s colourful, evocative collection of portraits. You can also buy one of the handmade velvet cushions Muse Bespoke Upholstery have made in collaboration with Andy. Or message to snap one up! £60 each plus p and p 060
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Looks amazing. Can’t wait to see it all in person… cushions on their way ❤️ 010
Reposted by Toby 🏳️🌈Dan @exiledinlondon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026A double celebration this evening. My being promoted at work 🎉 and Ten years to the day with @balhamyte.bsky.social 😊 171
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Love the trousers. Willing to share where you bought them from please? 110
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 15/03/2026media.tenor.coma man with a laurel wreath on his head is standing next to another man in a helmetALT: a man with a laurel wreath on his head is standing next to another man in a helmet 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026America, sort your sh!t out. Your lunatic is f*cking up the world #GetRidOfTrump 040
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The headboard and great decor choices you made look great in both tones 😀 #Win 010
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Liz Truss vibes. All talk and no facts that others could rely on (or even understand in many of their cases) 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Anyone else got Liz Truss vibes from Hariette? #TraitorsUK 010
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 05/01/2026With April. She has to be got rid of. Awful character and dead behind the eyes acting 000
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 08/12/2025When is this storyline going to die? Appalling acting, totally unbelievable and past caring what happens to April. Basing such a dark story around someone who has one facial expression and a character with no redeeming features was a big mistake #Emmerdale 011
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Yup, realised the simpler version after I worked out my way 020
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Not seen one of these for ages. Good to have them popping back up on my feed again. As always I made it far too complicated for myself, I panicked! 100+75=175 6+5=11 25-11=14 175+14=189 210
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 27/10/2025You are underplaying public opinion this evening. This isn’t about houses. It is about accountability, truth for the victims, responsibility. It very much is also about levels of complicity from Charles. The family as a whole are appallingly silent, they are complicit now even if not previously 010
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I think I need to do a bit of a clear up at the workshop as no space to attach any of the rest of the mess to the walls 050
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Happy 5th @exiledinlondon.bsky.social Thank you for being my rock, especially considering the way this year has behaved 140
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I was just about to ask if she had. What a gorgeous face. That is an expression that deserves all the biscuits 020
Toby 🏳️🌈 @balhamyte.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Take sips from the wrong side of a glass of water. Bend over the glass and drink from the other side to standard. Always works for me. Good luck 010