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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 23h

Shawn Braken was starting his day #tossing off his #erection💦 When he heard a commotion outside about an Emergency Election🤔😉 It will be all over the Lower Butt-Ox Gazette he thought So he quickly finished his #toss and went to see what election will be fought😈💦 lowerbuttox.com/about/ #LowerButtOx

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 17h

lowerbuttox.com/emergency-er... The Gazette has details about all the candidates💦 Who will win and get the mandates?💦 Shawn will take it in his stride💦 He will be tossing and has nothing to hide...💦 #LowerButtOx #Toss #Tossing

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 22h

THROWBACK THURSDAY: BACK TO TOSSING BASICS! From the #LowerButtOx archive, tossing is bating. 💦 The Emporium & Splatters Matters, ready & waiting.💦 Plenty of members, join if you can. Practice makes perfect, just don't make it sore. 💦 lowerbuttox.com/splatters-ma... lowerbuttox.com/emptyallofem...

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Splatters Matters is run by Major Bashing. It is a small establishment where you go to ‘enjoy yourself’ and take matters ‘in hand’. The place of full of evidence of previous…

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Baldylocks is resharing Some old wanky vidz He’s not wearing his specs But you can all see his Jizz! 🤓😉😈💦

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Splatters Matters

Splatters Matters is run by Major Bashing. It is a small establishment where you go to ‘enjoy yourself’ and take matters ‘in hand’. The place of full of evidence of previous…

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The first club player interview is in the Gazette⚽ Check out and see what Sam Cans can't forget😈⚽ But there may be trouble looming for Lower Butt-Ox😱 There are rumours a big announcement will have a few knocks🤔 lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #Balls #Nudity

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It's Happy Hump Day in Lower Butt-Ox🍑 And the team kit is inspected for displaying buttocks⚽🍑 Shawn and his mate will be watching from the stalls🤓⚽ Full bollock naked and showing their balls😈🍒🍒⚽ lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... lowerbuttox.com/about/ #LowerButtOx #FantasyFootball #Buttocks #Balls

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bsky.app/profile/bald... - Morning Patrick, have a great day and hope you enjoy the latest post

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There are always plenty to see in Lower Butt-Ox🍑 Playing footie the kit is just speedos and socks⚽ Keep an eye out for the latest club player interview⚽ And when chatting with Ollie, I wonder what grew?😈⚽ lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... lowerbuttox.com/about/ #LowerButtOx #FantasyFootball #Nudists

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In Lower Butt-Ox it's #MonochromeMonday🤓😈 And Shawn Braken has every nude inch on display😛🤏 Look out for the club player interviews in the cumming weeks⚽ The Gazette will reveal all their ball control techniques⚽😈 lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... lowerbuttox.com/about/ #LowerButtIx #FantasyFootball

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Shawn's been watching the highlights from yesterday's games⚽ He'll be reading about the players and their nicknames.⚽😈 The Gazette'll be interviewing them all this week⚽😛 And Shawn will be reading and perfecting his tossing technique💦💦 lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #FantasyFootball

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Lower Butt-Ox Football week 1 results and there's joy and woe⚽ The Tossers said afterwards they had a terrible blow⚽💦 All match summaries are in the Gazette⚽ The Danglers, Dicks, Wanderers and Swallowers just got more in the net⚽ lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #FantasyFootball #bum

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Shawn Braken has posted the first week's fixtures⚽ Let's see if Dick Hole is correct in his predictors ⚽ Check out the site and his commentary column⚽ And the balls are ready to play, dangling there in the scrotum⚽🍒 lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #Tossers #Balls #Football #Scrotum

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It's Hump Day in Lower Butt-Ox🍑 So, as always, there are plenty of Buttocks🍑 Check out the website and the online Esty merchandise😉 The cheekier we get it might give you are rise😈 lowerbuttox.com/about/ www.etsy.com/shop/LowerBu... #LowerButtOx #buttocks #bum #arse

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More stories on the merch range in the Lower Butt-Ox Gazette later today. Will Shawn be happy holding the Dinky Winkie Wood? Will it be Bottoms Up all round? Will Shawn move things higher up or just let it all hang where it is? lowerbuttox.com/the-lower-bu... #LowerButtOx #Nudists

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Keep up to date with the League Master Rating Table⚽ More commentary to follow today to see which teams were most able⚽ Some, like to Tossers, seem have lost their grip💦 Even if they all look fab in the new club strip💦⚽ lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #FantasyFootball #Tossers

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

bsky.app/profile/bald... Morning Patrick - don't forget to check out the latest Lower Butt-Ox Football League results on the website

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Paul King @thefirstmrking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Saturday scenes www.lowerbuttox.com

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Will Tosses R Us FC win their first match today?⚽ Will Shawn Braken be having a victory tossing spray?💦 Find out later when the results are in! There will be plenty of tossing tissues thrown into the bin💦⚽ lowerbuttox.com/the-lower-bu... #LowerButtOx #Tossers #Tossing #Football #FantasyFootball

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We can always rely on Dick Hole - but lets see if his pre-dicktions for week 1 turn out to be correct 💦⚽

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They have 'stiff' competition with some of the other teams this year😈⚽

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It's only the start of the season - let's hope they know how to perform ⚽😈

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Shawn Braken's weekly Skircle is created😛 Have you been tossing, wanking or masturbated?💦 The first league fixtures are announced in the Gazette today⚽ All the lads want to show off their ball control and have a good play😈⚽ lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #Tossing #Football #bum #balls

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We like to see you totally nude Jamie - have you decided which football team you'll be supporting?⚽😈 lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us...

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Shawn Braken is looking forward to the new footie season⚽ He approves of the new skimpy kit being used in the region👍 Find out today in the Gazette about all the clubs in the league😛 Fixtures announced tomorrow to give some intrigue😉 lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #Tossers #Football

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

⚽ THE LEAGUE IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! 10 clubs. One pitch. And Manager Dick Hole has opinions about ALL of them - are they weak or strong? 😂 Who will you support and what could possibly go wrong? lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... lowerbuttox.com/welcome-to-l... #LowerButtOx #Football

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𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕋𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 🍑💦😈 @baldylocks2024.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They've come to play the game of football, With bulges big and small. They have the balls, but not much flair... And in their kit they are almost bare! 🍑⚽ TOSSERS R US FC The Tossers have arrived in Lower Butt-Ox. Meet the squad 👇 lowerbuttox.com/tossers-r-us... #LowerButtOx #Tossers #Football

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John 🌈sub @jandeve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And mention my full name lol

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There will be plenty to clean up after the lads have finished ......💦

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bsky.app/profile/bald... - Good Mooning - Don't forget to check out the the new footie league Patrick

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