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Baldi's Quote Machine!

@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
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Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around. [SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!] (ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: twitter.com/baldiquotebot)

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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2m
Looks like you're all set, so come on in.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 14m
Welcome to my schoolhouse!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 27m
I knew you could do it.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 35m
I KNEW you could DO it.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 46m
Eleven!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 55m
GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GET-GET-GET REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-DDYYY!!!!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h
Night is coming, so we need to keep these fires burning! Help me put the right amount of firewood into each fiiire! There's a number on each fire and a math problem on each group of firewoods! Use your mouse to swap the fires around so that the firewood falls in the fires with the matching answers!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h
Wow. AHEM!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, you can just do whatever you want with Baldi in Roblo-
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h
I shall open it!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h
Ohhhh...
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h
The open house is about to begin! Things are about to get pretty crowded!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h
You beat my game!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h
OK.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h
Wow!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h
Congratulations! You've finished my tutorial! Now you surely know all about how to play my game!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h
Congratulations! You found all the notebooks! Once you've found all the notebooks in a level you can finish by leaving through one of the elevators.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h
Hey everyone! The open house is about to begin! Things are about to get crowded!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h
Hey, son! Watchya' watchn'?
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h
You want fun? Baldi will surely show you fun!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h
Oh, hi! Welcome to my schoolhouse!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h
Problem one.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h
Keep this up and YOU'LL be seeing me after class...
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h
Oh, hi! Welcome to my demo!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h
Come on hurry!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h
Game over!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 5h
3!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 5h
gEEEhh-
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 5h
Wow!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 5h
Thanks for playing, come back soon!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 5h
Eumm... L-.. Let's try that again...
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 5h
Umm... I Wasn't kiddin' either. I really am the president.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 6h
You learned a lot!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 6h
Wow. AHEM!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 6h
Looks like you're all set, so come on in!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 6h
Use the number buttons to enter an answer. Once you think you have it right, press the ''OK'' button.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 6h
Watch!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 7h
Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! Hahahaaaaaa!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 7h
Do ALL voices! One more time!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 7h
Psst! I'm right behind you!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 7h
If I see you've already eaten, I'll just grab everything on the table and... Whoops! That's another strike! Get three and that's game over!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 7h
Euh, that wasn't quite right.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 8h
I've suffered from my baldness long enough!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 8h
If you make a mistake, the fire will weaken a little bit... Brr, it's getting cold!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 8h
All riiiight! Now the effects of the stickers you applied have been activated! Applied stickers will last until you beat a level, so use them wisely.
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 8h
'til you come again!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 8h
987654321!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 8h
Yum!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 9h
Here, you'll need this!
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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 9h
Once First Prize has some fuel in hand, use the action button to launch it towards the fire.
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