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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is what AI is being used to hide the driest patties you ever did see
horribly AI generated food nightmare flyer from a burger place.photo of the real burger with zero moisture within a 10 mile radius
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's go Kentucky
Screenshot of WKYT news story about a Texas A&M fan that peed on and punched a Kentucky fan that said "let's go Kentucky" to him at a urinal.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just how he trained me.
My newborn son laying on my chest. I am happy.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
soon (like super soon) there's going to be a little newborn in this spot, so i'm glad he helped me practice.
a Facebook Memories post from 14 years ago. A picture of my dog taking a nap on my chest when he was a puppy. He's a pug/terrier mix with black coat, pointy ears, and an underbite.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
relaaaaaaax, futurism editor
"Americans are Tossing Salad in Unprecedented Numbers"
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
sorry, I don't live in chudville and do not need their news
me stopping the influx of Sophie Cunningham articles in google news because I am all out of fucks for maga's next washed up spox
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
update:
An orange cat laying belly up in a window hammock at sunset.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
he's had this window hammock for an hour
do not dare disturb the orange cat peeking up over the edge of his new window hammock.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this copilot shit drives me up the gd wall
Excel screenshot. The floating Copilot button is blocking a subtotal that would otherwise be visible without needing to scroll again.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
heartbreaking news Animals are closed
Signs that read "animals are closed. Sorry for the inconvenience." "We no longer have animals." "Animals area is under new development"
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
how it feels when I get sunscreen in my eye
A screenshot from the film "Donnie Darko" where a character's eye is missing and bloody.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
me when people talk about the most expensive House primary in history today
A stupid meme about Maysville, KY. Transparent tarts, a stromboli, Soft 96, Rosemary Clooney theatre
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i follow various subreddits of games i no longer play r/destinythegame probably makes me the saddest. you can stop anytime. other games will bring you joy. get out of this unsatisfying relationship
screenshot of r/destinythegame

- "We have a right to be upset"
- "Destiny 2 has become a second job"
- "I'm recognizing a scary pattern repeating"
- "Joe and his vision weren't perfect but at least he talked"
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
the local news will just let you call yourself anything you want
A man with the name "Champ Champion" being interviewed by the morning news.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
good morning
My senior dog on the back deck this morning. It's sunny so his eyes are mostly closed. Walter is a terrier mix with black fur and a white stripe on his chest, and he has a big underbite.My senior dog on the back deck this morning. It's sunny so his eyes are mostly closed. Walter is a terrier mix with black fur and a white stripe on his chest, and he has a big underbite.My senior dog on the back deck this morning. It's sunny so his eyes are mostly closed. Walter is a terrier mix with black fur and a white stripe on his chest, and he has a big underbite.My senior dog on the back deck this morning. It's sunny so his eyes are mostly closed. Walter is a terrier mix with black fur and a white stripe on his chest, and he has a big underbite.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
grippo's don't miss
A bag of Grippo's Hot Honey BBQ chips.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Caproni's punching air right now (Cal made the right call for once, that stromboli is strong)
A screenshot of a Facebook post from a local restaurant. Arkansas coach John Calipari is posing with various employees.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
not one white jersey grabbed this ball i'm unwell
A screenshot of 3 Kentucky players not getting a rebound at their feet
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
a rare Walter blehp
My senior terrier/pug mix asleep on a blanket. He has black fur with a white stripe down his chest and greys on his snout. His tongue is poking out over his underbite.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
blehp
A black and tan mini dachshund with her tongue sticking out while she naps.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
prepared to sit at my desk until the sun dies if it means not disturbing these two
Two black dogs, a mini dachshund and a terrier mix, cuddled together on a fuzzy blanket. They are sleeping shoulder to shoulder in a bit of a heart shape.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
no, Lo, the peanut butter not that side you gotta- you can't stand- you know what, you do you
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
go cats
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Where Lola Got Stuck This Week
Our mini dachshund with her head stuck in a backpack strap.Our mini dachshund with her head stuck under a table.Our mini dachshund with her snout "wedged" between chair legs.Our mini dachshund "stuck" behind a door.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
everywhere I go I see his geometric shape
Photo of a geometric lamp in a doctors lobby. The Silent Hill 2 character, Pyramid Head.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
nobody else in the house gets the hot air only him
our orange cat Winston absolutely hogging the air vent in the floor. He is face down with a curtain draped over him.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
slide to the left slide to the right
A Chevy Traverse at a stoplight but the T is missing.A Chevy Traverse at a stoplight but the T is missing.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
watching other organizations actually make staff changes as a bengals fan
it's the squidward window meme. squidward from spongebob squarepants watching spongebob and patrick have fun outside.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
everything the light touches is Walter's kingdom
My medium sized black dog with attentive ears surveying his new backyard from the top step of our deck. His underbite is prominent.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
yuletides, y'all.
Lola, a black and tan dachshund, and Walter, a black terrier mix, sporting their Christmas presents. Lola is wearing a festive star bow while Walter has on a University of Kentucky bandana.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
new digs, same routine.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i love holiday gift guides
a person wearing a pillow (???) hood at an office desk. they are surely being stared at by coworkers out of frame.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
merry dogs-in-coats season to you and yours
My dog Walter in a blue Uni of Kentucky winter coat. He is nonplussed. Side profile of my dog prancing in the snow with his blue coat.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
tfw all the leftovers are gone
A weenie snuggled up in a white hoodie on a dog bed. Her eyes are barely open.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
happy 14th, bud. of course your food-motivated ass decided to be born at Thanksgiving time
a senior medium sized black dog. His snout is greying, underbite sticking out, and ears perked up. He's waiting for the treat bribe to take this picture.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
pets know it's Saturday and are following lazy protocol
Walter, my senior terrier mix with an underbite, is trying to nap on the couch. He is awake but not for long. Winston, an orange cat, is on top of a bed and fully curled in on himself. He is peeking out from behind a paw.Lola, a senior weenie, cannot be disturbed. She is in a deep sleep in her bed with a slight smile and floral collar.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
we have a certified monday morning cuddle puddle and then there's Walter trying to get his underbite rolled up in my chair
A dog bed being occupied by a black dachshund and orange cat, snuggled up together on a Kentucky blanket.A black terrier mix dog napping under my desk. He is resting his head on the wheel of my desk chair.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
pleading, screaming, crying for people to stop doing this shit on home listings
A photo from a home listing. Front face of a house, sunny, shadows across the front from the trees. The photo is largely untouched.The same house, except the lawn, roof, driveway have been photoshopped. It also does that annoying "make it look like nighttime but it's obvious daylight" filter.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
reminder that Grippo's sells 1.5lb boxes of chips with extra seasoning leave a box next to the candy bowl at halloween
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
TIL Jacobson Park's pine forest was an oopsie
A row of pine trees with knitted decorative coverings wrapped around the trunks. A "Tree Week" sign explaining that the park's forest was meant to be temporary but the trees grew too fast to be uprooted.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
some might say i've got my
ducks in a row on a log.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
that's how you get pink eye, Lola you don't have to take this
Our orange cat invading my wife's lap and putting his bare b-hole on our dachshund's head.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Arkansas has the chance to do the funniest thing
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
yup, that's what he do
A notepad that says "keep calm and purr on" below an illustration of an orange cat laying on the top of a couch cushion. The curtains behind the cat are blue.Our orange cat, Winnie, sitting in the same position as the notepad picture. He judges from there.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
you're getting ready for NFL Sunday I'm studying game film we are not the same
A photo of my TV, watching MS Excel Esports.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
borthday gorl
Our dachshund, Lola, celebrating her 15th birthday with a party hat on her head. Walter, the pug mix, is playing with his pink dog in the background.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
wow that's crazy news but have I mentioned
my senior dog with a massive underbite wearing a cow hat
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
aw thanks, silksong team I'm just a guy being a dude
Hollow Knight: Silksong screenshot of a character saying "gate gate gate, nicest gate I've met. Gate gate gate, greatest miracle yet." My IRL nickname is Gate.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
wife is killin' the bakery game with a strawberry cheesecake and homemade whip cream
A strawberry cheesecake sitting on a pie stand in our kitchen. A quarter of the pie has been devoured. There are 7 dollops of whip cream and graham cracker crust crumbles in the pie tin.
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boo-ld gate @baldgate.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Kiffin just said "they can't throw" and jogged into the locker room
Headline: "What if I told you UK's QB situation is in the best shape of the Stoops era"
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