Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If extraterrestrials ever visited, I would give my alien a cigarette  021
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seeing gays share Taylor Swift posts to their instagram stories is like finding out your favorite aunt turned MAGA 021
Reposted by BobbyBobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Really in the mood to look at some fuckin wieners 091
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Today I taught my mom about incels and e-boy/girls and told my dad the republicans had Charlie Kirk killed because he was becoming anti-Israel 020
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I love how this new generation of tire repair guys are little fem boys with faggy facial hair 040
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My grandma made me watch Steel Magnolias when I was 8 and I was wondering what was that 030
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Watching the gay couple in the car next to me lose their goddamn minds at each other. 020
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Filing my taxes is triggering my flight or fight response. 040
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026If they want to draft me in WWIII I’ll be cruising the showers and scammin’ on all the boys watch me 040
Reposted by Bobbyit’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026looking at dicks in the mcdonald’s parking lot 240014
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I do NOT remember Crash Bandicoot being this hard.media.tenor.coma video game character named crash bandicoot is standing in a roomALT: a video game character named crash bandicoot is standing in a room 010
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The only thing keeping me from a bender of hard liquor and cock is my parents visiting this weekend. 130
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 27/01/2026There’s power in knowing that you are the baddie that was fumbled. 040
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026A tramp stamp that says ‘I Love Cigarettes.’ Just a thoughtmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is dancing .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing . 010
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I ended my situationship today now I’m going out to do dr*gs and kiss boys. 030
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 21/01/2026If someone is in their 30s and doesn’t have a single friend THERE IS A REASON. 030
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Last night I got high, did a face mask, and ate a meat and cheese plate in bed. Vibes, ✨ immaculate ✨ 1110
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Back when I worked a corporate job I was on a business trip and a man asked for a pic of my dick but I accidentally sent a pic of my boss giving a lecture instead. 000
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 03/01/2026So where does that skinny black guy go when RuPaul comes out to judge the queens? 000
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 31/12/2025TikTok has figured out I’m going through something and it’s only giving me videos of inspiration older black women. 020
Bobby @baldabet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Conventionally hot men are told they are beautiful all the time. If you want to get their attention, be unhinged. Make them laugh. Scare them a little. They like that. 020
