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Bakoguy

@bakoguy.bsky.social
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I'm an old blue dot is a sea of red. The oxford comma is the hill I will die on. My main goal is to outlive the orange clown. Formerly a Twitter Rando until Elon came along and gave it to the fascists.

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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Floyds in Bakersfield, CA, is a True Value store. It even has rainbow suspenders.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
At Caltech it traditionally meant Dabney (Dabney House) Eats It.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Starting with all the gold crap on the walls of the oval office.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Climate change: The West is drying up, with the average snow pack decreasing. In Arizona they are making up the deficit by pumping ground water at a non-sustainable rate. In fifty years Phoenix may well be an enormous ghost town.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also the liquor industry bribing the legislature because they were losing sales.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Trump enjoys humiliating people, even his own cabinet members. A lot of people think he deliberately poops his diapers in public events because those near him have to accept the stench without comment.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hope the rent boy who called 911 got paid before he took off
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My dad mom and all of my uncles were into the service during WW2, my dad was circumcised by the navy when he was 22 because he was going to the South Pacific , he figured that my brother and I would go into the service eventually, so he clipped us as babies.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I miss the 1980s. Short shorts and guys with no underwear.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I thought this had to be a fake, but no, it's real.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He'll become a Youth Pastor at an Evangelical Church.
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daygloman @daygloman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
😡
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You do not need to state the obvious.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don't think he realizes that Iran is about as large as Alaska.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This falls into the "you can get a Federal Grand Jury to indict a ham sandwich" category.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Well, his tailcoat is better fitted than when he visited the Queen during his first term, but he still needs a decent tailor.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Trump must have ordered the plates. No one else would approve such a god ugly design.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just saw the video of Trump and Vance being removed, as an occasional theater critic, I can only say it was way under-rehearsed.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When the news got out, I'll wager half of the people hearing the news thought, "false flag operation."
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Which they probably did.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What do you call someone who stages an assassination attempt to get out of giving a speech?
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
80% of the United States population live in urban areas.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
People vote, not land.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Tucker has no conscience. His mother left him and Buckley $1 each in her will, and the rest to their stepfather. The will wasn't discovered until they had filed a proceeding in probate court. When the will was discovered they claimed things couldn't be unwound, and took 2/3s of his inheritance.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Somehow, this reminds me of the scene in Downfall where Magda Goebbels crushed potassium cyanide capsules in her sleeping children's mouths.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Why do I suspect that the present conflict in the Middle East will be known as the First Lego War.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The dance scene in episode 1 of the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the most erotic thing I have seen in years.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I found out there is a place in Florida that has a problem both with wild hogs and alligators. "Wild hogs versus Alligators" would make a great movie.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Some of the Republicans in vulnerable seats would probably have voted to expel. Less disgrace this way.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Well, having a war with China was not on my bingo card for 2026. It probably should have been.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
May he end up sharing a small apartment in Moscow with Trump and Netanyahu. Unfortunately, Trump has stolen enough money that he can buy a small country with not extradition treaty.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He probably sometimes jokingly referred to nuns as "penguins."
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I still wonder about the sick person looking so much like Epstein. Was there so sort of secret sabatoge?
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What happens if the East and South Asian countries get tired and send navy ships to open the Strait? This may be the only thing in the political universe that China, South Korea, Taiwan, the Phillipines, and India might agree on.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm trying to keep count. Is there any country Trump hasn't pissed off other than Russia?
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I have it you haven't seen the AI jpg Trump posted with him as Christ healing the sick. So, yes, there is no bottom.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump has reached such a state of narcissistic sociopathy, that the greater he appears in the AI memes sent to him, the greater his urge to repost. I assume there are several White House personnel willing to do it. Anyone else, would consider how it would appear to anyone out of the cult.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump's way to try to correct the fucked up situation he caused, is to fuck it up some more. Most of South East Asia, and East Asia depend on oil imports from Iran.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm sure the "saving 30 to 50 million lives" will get a good laugh in Islamabad.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Now, if he adds the bribes and"gifts" he took.....
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'm going to bed. I'm not sure if the world will be here tomorrow, but that is the way things go.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well, so much for a deal. Now I am afraid Trump will invade Cuba as a distraction from Iran.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I really think that if we had hanged a whole bunch of traitors in 1866, things might be different now, for the better.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yes, but Illinois has Santa Anna's wooden leg.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Uncle John's Band, if the world ends, I want to be listening to the Greatful Dead.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i was thinking the same thing.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
it is the middle of the night. I can't sleep. The President of the United States is insane, and I don't know what the hell is going to be on my feed in the morning.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I keep getting messages in Urdu. I don't speak Urdu.
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What does this even mean?????
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Bakoguy @bakoguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If the world, as we know, ends this week. I want my friends to know that I love them.
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