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Bakers Old Treehouse

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Never did understand why the Tom Hanks character in Castaway left the island.

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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 5h
#AliensReturnedMeBecause I’ve put on a few pounds lately, ok.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10h
When your wife says #TheVerySmallThingsThatCount it wasn't the kind of compliment I was expecting.
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 12h
Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 11h
No, I said where's your sheet music. #GirlsOwnCC
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 11h
Mama, I've just killed a man. #GirlsOwnCC
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can't deny she has apeel.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Carols
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I #FlirtedWith every woman I ever met and years later I have enough child support payments to cripple the finances of a small country.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tighty her nightie, lefty her Lucy
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Owen Moore died today Owing more than he could pay.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
21 if you include yourself.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks 😆😆😉
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I #FlirtedWith zero success so I resorted to begging.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting her bra off is key.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks 🙂
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#IncludeScatterSoundAmbitious Being ambitious is good I have found It’s advice that is generally sound But it’s good now and then To brainstorm with a friend And scatter new ideas around.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wouldn’t buy a burger from him if he worked in McDonalds, why would anyone take medical advice from him?
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will you marrow me?
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🐈‍⬛ Cat Booooooder 👻 @catbirder27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What about if I put a gun to this dog's head?
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nah, still can’t decide. RIP Fido 🐶
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you put a gun to my head I couldn’t decide between Madness and The Specials
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Madness: One Step Beyond - Iconic Mod Walk
ALT: Madness: One Step Beyond - Iconic Mod Walk
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So you like the Crashtest Dummies?
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Star Trek Teleport
ALT: Star Trek Teleport
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey retailers, if my opinion is important to you then make it worth my while to fill in the survey on how you did.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To the Bat Mobile
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I fucking despise cooking. I fucking hate it. I get no satisfaction whatsoever from doing it or eating what I've made. And today I haven't even got any beer in the house so I can't distract myself while I do it.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Town has a big litter problem.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't forget the feline line fee.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds like the perfect Sunday.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The rarely seen inner workings of our government.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I agree it was a hullabaloo but no way was it a brouhaha.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks 😄😄😄
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#TechnicalDetailInASongOrMovie We Need To Torque About Kevin
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The cremated remains of a relative were delivered to our house today. He was dropped off by a parcel delivery company in a cardboard box and in that was a plastic bag containing his ashes. $1800 doesn’t get you much these days.
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The Big Lebowski: Walter & The Dude - Coen Brothers
ALT: The Big Lebowski: Walter & The Dude - Coen Brothers
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice Never buy a German car unless you can afford to get the dealer to maintain it. Never buy a used German car. Never attempt to work on a German car.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice Never saddle a dead horse.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the living room?
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't give a flying fox!
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bat-a-cake Bat-a-cake
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Q-Tips 😐
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love discovering little bits of information that are essentially useless but also fascinating at the same time. I learnt today that during WW2 Levi’s Jeans stopped using rivets and non essential stitching in their jeans to conserve materials for the war effort. Every little helped.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My rapper name today would be Biggly Fuckup.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ItsFreeExcept for the tip.
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Kyle's 'Just The Tip' Moment
ALT: Kyle's 'Just The Tip' Moment
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doing nothing much is severely underrated.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#WhenINeedSomethingSweet I eat my honey.
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Man on Phone Says 'Oh Honey'
ALT: Man on Phone Says 'Oh Honey'
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#IfIWereToHostAPodcast it would be an oddcast.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It actually is my first dog and pony show.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can do one or the other but not both.
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Bakers Old Treehouse @bakersoldtreehouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Papal pizza eater.
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Sheb Wooley's Flying Purple People Eater
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